Beer-a Obscura - Page 9

awfullyquiet · 10-09-2008, 12:24 PM

what's with everyone drinking girly kitschy mixed drinks?

seriously.
vodka? whiskey? beer. come on.

CJSchneider · 10-09-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by themaninblack

Mixing dairy and beer is not very appetizing to me.

Sounds like a sure fire way to end up blowing chunks if you ask me.

TitleTown088 · 10-09-2008, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by drowe

I L'dOL. now please go to Germany and order a Dead Nazi.

At Oktoberfest in Munich this past year I also had an incident. We arrived by bus from Rome at 8 in the morning. Let's just say after a 14 hour cramped bus ride I needed a beer or two to relieve the stress. Me and my buddies preceded to pound Spatan and Lowenbrau litres for quite some time .when we decided to get a weisswurst the gargantuan German next to us said we could have anything to eat until we finished four more litres of beer, We obliged. Needless to say I ended up passed out on a grassy noll by noon. Eventually I woke back up and found my way into another beer tent where there were some fine lookin' Kraut females falling out of their yoodle shirts. I meust have made a few unwelcomed advances because one became very angry with me and the South African fellows I was with . She started calling Americans retards and such, which I didn't appreciate. The conversation kept going and going and soon I needed a comeback. Well, in my drunken slumber the only thing that came to mind was to yell out " Well, those "Americanretards" helped beat your ass up and down this continent thought two world wars". This didn't go over well. Insert the scratched record sound and 10- 20 huge Germans staring back at me. The South African dudes with me measled their way out of the ASAP and I was left alone. The Krauts had a couple words with me and I sunk out real quick like. Thank god that was the end of that. Had some more litres and woke up in Roma unscathed.

I'm typically not that arrogant, but she struck a nerve in me, and I'm like Elaine. Booze is the combination to the safe.

Oh, I had Bell's Pale Ale last night. Enjoyed it.

drowe · 10-09-2008, 02:32 PM

hmmm...i don't think they like to be called Krauts either. but, at least ya didn't call 'em nazis.

TitleTown088 · 10-09-2008, 02:44 PM

It's alright. Half my family is from the Deutschland.

awfullyquiet · 10-09-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by drowe

hmmm...i don't think they like to be called Krauts either. but, at least ya didn't call 'em renji.

Fixed it for you.

Brent · 10-09-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by awfullyquiet

vodka

My favorite. Especially that high end stuff that doesnt have taste or flavor.

TitleTown088 · 10-09-2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by awfullyquiet

what's with everyone drinking girly kitschy mixed drinks?

seriously.
vodka? whiskey? beer. come on.

Whiskey Girly? I challenge you to rip a couple double shots of Knobb Creek and tell me it's girly, that'll put some lead in your pencil ( Oh, i forgot you have a pencil holder ;)).

Rob S · 10-09-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TitleTown088

Whiskey Girly? I challenge you to rip a couple double shots of Knobb Creek and tell me it's girly, that'll put some lead in your pencil ( Oh, i forgot you have a pencil holder ;)).

or some wild turkey 101........that will get u hammered in no time.

themaninblack · 10-09-2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Sounds like a sure fire way to end up blowing chunks if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure you have to drunk it real fast or it develops chunks within the beverage. If I get to drink a Guinness, I'm ******' enjoyin it. My beer palate is quite young and I'm still on all that cheap american crap but for me a Guinness is like a giant step up.

Brent · 10-09-2008, 09:29 PM

Three of these are the garbage you get when you ask your roommate to buy you beer.

TitleTown088 · 10-09-2008, 09:59 PM

Not even the true champagne of beer? What a prick.

ChezPower4 · 10-09-2008, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

Three of these are the garbage you get when you ask your roommate to buy you beer.

Amen to that

awfullyquiet · 10-09-2008, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob S

or some wild turkey 101........that will get u hammered in no time.

take it a step further and go for cask strength old grandad... 126 is the number of champions.

awfullyquiet · 10-09-2008, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TitleTown088

Whiskey Girly? I challenge you to rip a couple double shots of Knobb Creek and tell me it's girly, that'll put some lead in your pencil ( Oh, i forgot you have a pencil holder ;)).

I was also refferring to car bombs and drunk nazi's over real things. like beer. whiskey. vodka.

Brent · 10-10-2008, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TitleTown088

Not even the true champagne of beer? What a prick.

Apparently regular high life doesnt come in that size

someone447 · 10-10-2008, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TitleTown088

At Oktoberfest in Munich this past year I also had an incident. We arrived by bus from Rome at 8 in the morning. Let's just say after a 14 hour cramped bus ride I needed a beer or two to relieve the stress. Me and my buddies preceded to pound Spatan and Lowenbrau litres for quite some time .when we decided to get a weisswurst the gargantuan German next to us said we could have anything to eat until we finished four more litres of beer, We obliged. Needless to say I ended up passed out on a grassy noll by noon. Eventually I woke back up and found my way into another beer tent where there were some fine lookin' Kraut females falling out of their yoodle shirts. I meust have made a few unwelcomed advances because one became very angry with me and the South African fellows I was with . She started calling Americans retards and such, which I didn't appreciate. The conversation kept going and going and soon I needed a comeback. Well, in my drunken slumber the only thing that came to mind was to yell out " Well, those "Americanretards" helped beat your ass up and down this continent thought two world wars". This didn't go over well. Insert the scratched record sound and 10- 20 huge Germans staring back at me. The South African dudes with me measled their way out of the ASAP and I was left alone. The Krauts had a couple words with me and I sunk out real quick like. Thank god that was the end of that. Had some more litres and woke up in Roma unscathed.

I'm typically not that arrogant, but she struck a nerve in me, and I'm like Elaine. Booze is the combination to the safe.

Oh, I had Bell's Pale Ale last night. Enjoyed it.

I would not have made it home from that. I would have started giving the nazi salute and screaming Heil Hitler. Then when told to stop I would have said, "I was just trying to fit in..." I don't do well with people insulting me while I am drunk.

But I may have found common ground with the girl before it came to that, after all almost half of americans are ********...

Brent · 10-10-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by someone447

I would have started giving the nazi salute and screaming Heil Hitler.

amazing haha

someone447 · 10-10-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

amazing haha

I've made four posts in the last 3 months and I have already gotten an infraction...

Ya, I don't have a filter when I'm drunk, especially if someone pisses me off. Luckily when I get pissed I get a bit of a crazy glint in my eyes, so I don't get in fights very often. No one really wants to fight a crazy person.

ChezPower4 · 10-11-2008, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by someone447

I've made four posts in the last 3 months and I have already gotten an infraction...

Ya, I don't have a filter when I'm drunk, especially if someone pisses me off. Luckily when I get pissed I get a bit of a crazy glint in my eyes, so I don't get in fights very often. No one really wants to fight a crazy person.

Well look at the bright side, even though you got an infaction you made a lot of us laugh. So in my eyes it was worth it

Brent · 10-12-2008, 08:54 PM

Budweiser American Ale

it's just okay, nothing special

TitleTown088 · 10-13-2008, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Brent

Budweiser American Ale

it's just okay, nothing special

Ya one of my buddies game me one the other night. It's better than most Anheuser, but still not good.

awfullyquiet · 10-13-2008, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TitleTown088

Ya one of my buddies game me one the other night. It's better than most Anheuser, but still not good.

I couldn't imagine.

SAB owns it, so it has to be bad.

Wine. Wine. Wine. Th

Brent · 10-13-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TitleTown088

Ya one of my buddies game me one the other night. It's better than most Anheuser, but still not good.

I hate Bud beers, for the most part. I think it's a step in the right direction but Shiner Black is far superior to that American Ale B.S.

TitleTown088 · 10-13-2008, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by awfullyquiet

I couldn't imagine.

SAB owns it, so it has to be bad.

Wine. Wine. Wine. Th

Whats the Th all about? You fall asleep in the middle of that post baby?