Relationship Advice Thread - Page 6

MetSox17 · 01-16-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by NYGibril28

What's this rape you speak of, and how do I do it?

A quick jab to the back of the cranium while she's somewhere she can be dragged is a good way.

NYGibril28 · 01-16-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MetSox17

A quick jab to the back of the cranium while she's somewhere she can be dragged is a good way.

Oh nevermind, I just had a different name for it

CJSchneider · 01-16-2009, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MetSox17

A quick jab to the back of the cranium while she's somewhere she can be dragged is a good way.

That sounds to much like a "Donkey Punch".

Zyro_1014 · 01-16-2009, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CJSchneider

That sounds to much like a "Donkey Punch".

the angry chubaka kills the donkey punch.

bored of education · 01-16-2009, 10:59 PM

Question : how do you rape a blow up doll?

Zyro_1014 · 01-16-2009, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bored of education

Question : how do you rape a blow up doll?

pop her??? lol

MetSox17 · 01-16-2009, 11:01 PM

Grab a tape recorder, and record yourself screaming "no, stop it, don't do that!" in a girly voice, then tape it as you penetrate her.

tjsunstein · 01-16-2009, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MetSox17

Grab a tape recorder, and record yourself screaming "no, stop it, don't do that!" in a girly voice, then tape it as you penetrate her.

Do you have previous expierience or something? lol wtf

MetSox17 · 01-16-2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tjsunstein

Do you have previous expierience or something? lol wtf

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It just seemed like the most logical way, lol.

drowe · 01-19-2009, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MetSox17

Yeah, i don't take the asshole route too often.

wait. are we talking about anal now?

619 · 01-19-2009, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by drowe

wait. are we talking about anal now?

Not sure. Why, do you have anything you want to share? :)

MetSox17 · 01-19-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by drowe

wait. are we talking about anal now?

Good catch.

That was all subconscious.

Brent · 01-19-2009, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by drowe

wait. are we talking about anal now?

Well, we can if you want, Drowe.

tjsunstein · 01-19-2009, 01:51 PM

Never done it. Seems kind of skanky if its a girl I'm not in a relationship with.

MetSox17 · 01-19-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by tjsunstein

Never done it. Seems kind of skanky if its a girl I'm not in a relationship with.

I've never done it either, not that i think it's skanky or anything, but i just imagine it would be painful for both sides, and not very enjoyable. Having to try and force my ***** into a hole that is obviously too small for it to fit, doesn't sound too pleasing.

CJSchneider · 01-19-2009, 01:54 PM

Hey, let me tell you something, regardless, if you do that with a chick, you are automatically and instantly in a relationship.

Brent · 01-19-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MetSox17

I've never done it either, not that i think it's skanky or anything, but i just imagine it would be painful for both sides, and not very enjoyable. Having to try and force my ***** into a hole that is obviously too small for it to fit, doesn't sound too pleasing.

You think that but don't knock it till you try it.

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Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Hey, let me tell you something, regardless, if you do that with a chick, you are automatically and instantly in a relationship.

Or one of two things, if not both:
1) You're getting yourself tested the next day
2) You will never see her again because something bad happened

Jvig43 · 01-19-2009, 02:22 PM

I tried anal twice, and both times the girl was the one who asked me if I wanted to. At first I was hesitant, but thinking about it I realized, you just dont turn down chances like that because unless its a complete ****, your not going to try it out very often. I'll say this, it's different. Afterwards the only thing I could really think of of was, wow we just did that.

MetSox17 · 01-19-2009, 02:24 PM

I would imagine the only thing i would think after that would be hitting the showers. And scrubbing.. scrubbing till i felt clean.

Brent · 01-19-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MetSox17

I would imagine the only thing i would think after that would be hitting the showers. And scrubbing.. scrubbing till i felt clean.

Use a condom?

MetSox17 · 01-19-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

Use a condom?

I don't know, you tell me, i'm the one that has never done it before lol.

drowe · 01-19-2009, 02:52 PM

soooooooo.......this thread is taking an interesting turn.

anyway, regarding the subject at hand...not for me. back when i was working at a landscaping company for my summer job in college, i had a foreman that was about 5 or 6 years older than me...and he was dating a girl...he was with her for a year or 2. he always talked about her. said he'd probably propose by the end of the summer....so, one monday, i came to work, we went to our job site, and this dude was crabby as hell. just couldn't say a word without getting a snippy reply. this went on all morning. so, on our lunch break, we had this convo (keep in mind, i spent everyday for a couple months with this dude and we never discussed anything personal):
him: you have a girlfriend, right?
me: yup.
him: how long have you been with her?
me: about 4 months.
him: have you had sex?
me: yup.
him: try anything....out of the ordinary?
-so, now i'm weirded out...wtf is wrong with this guy, and how the hell do i answer that question?
me: yup.
him: ok....i'm just gonna say it. never have butt sex. it's awkward. it hurts. and it's messy.
me: so......rough weekend?
him: yeah. that was friday night. i think we're breaking up. it's just..it's just not good. don't ever do it.

he was really intense while saying it too. that's all the convincing i ever needed.

Brent · 01-19-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by drowe

soooooooo.......this thread is taking an interesting turn.

anyway, regarding the subject at hand...not for me. back when i was working at a landscaping company for my summer job in college, i had a foreman that was about 5 or 6 years older than me...and he was dating a girl...he was with her for a year or 2. he always talked about her. said he'd probably propose by the end of the summer....so, one monday, i came to work, we went to our job site, and this dude was crabby as hell. just couldn't say a word without getting a snippy reply. this went on all morning. so, on our lunch break, we had this convo (keep in mind, i spent everyday for a couple months with this dude and we never discussed anything personal):
him: you have a girlfriend, right?
me: yup.
him: how long have you been with her?
me: about 4 months.
him: have you had sex?
me: yup.
him: try anything....out of the ordinary?
-so, now i'm weirded out...wtf is wrong with this guy, and how the hell do i answer that question?
me: yup.
him: ok....i'm just gonna say it. never have butt sex. it's awkward. it hurts. and it's messy.
me: so......rough weekend?
him: yeah. that was friday night. i think we're breaking up. it's just..it's just not good. don't ever do it.

he was really intense while saying it too. that's all the convincing i ever needed.

Maybe he was the recipient?

tjsunstein · 01-19-2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

Maybe he was the recipient?

That's what I was thinking

yourfavestoner · 01-19-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MetSox17

I don't know, you tell me, i'm the one that has never done it before lol.

Definitely use a condom. In fact, always use a condom, no matter what. I don't care if she says she's on birth control. You don't know who that ***** has ****** and what kind of STD she might have and not even know about.