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This case is weird because of the age of the father now though. Not because of the age correlation between the parents.
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Oh I know, I'm just talking about this situation compared to the other one above. At one point this could be "normal" but the other one would always seem odd. It's freaky given the kid's youth though I must say if a 15 year old of any gender would go out with a 13-year old 8th grader; well it would be concerning.
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our world is going to ****--- i feel terrible for that baby
the kid will prob get acne at the same time as his dad...
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im suprised that such an urly chick gets around enough for there to even be a question over the fatherhood.
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All the guys she's allegedly been with are like 14-16, and would **** anything with a hole.
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All the guys she's allegedly been with are like 14-16, and would **** anything with a hole.
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I knew a chick like that when I was 15. I went in under "cover" if you get my drift.
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Living in the UK this really doesnt suprise me all that much, most kids are having sexeh times at 13/14 (granted not 12)...whats shocking is that that kid is only 4ft tall and is clearly bald on his scrot bag...how is he even able to do that ish???
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I knew a chick like that when I was 15. I went in under "cover" if you get my drift.
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Sure don't. Please explain. Yes, I know what you mean but I like to ruin jokes by forcing people to explain them.
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I took this guy with me.
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you know that threesomes don't reduce chances of pregnancy, right?
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awesome story. so, when the baby is in kindegarten, the father will be a senior in high school. they can take the bus to school together. awesomeness.
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I'm gonna be perfectly honest here. I might catch flack, but so be it. If I was a 16 year old kid and I think there's a good chance a girl has had my baby, and some other guy has gladly taken the fall for it, then so be it. I'm not gonna take a paternity test unless I'm ordered by law to, and certainly not of my own free will. That may show that I have poor character or whatever, but I'm just saying. Maybe when I'm older and can support the kid I would but not at 16. However, I'm not stupid enough to put myself in that situation so the point is moot.
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I'm gonna be perfectly honest here. I might catch flack, but so be it. If I was a 16 year old kid and I think there's a good chance a girl has had my baby, and some other guy has gladly taken the fall for it, then so be it. I'm not gonna take a paternity test unless I'm ordered by law to, and certainly not of my own free will. That may show that I have poor character or whatever, but I'm just saying. Maybe when I'm older and can support the kid I would but not at 16. However, I'm not stupid enough to put myself in that situation so the point is moot.
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Seems perfectly logical to me.
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I'm gonna be perfectly honest here. I might catch flack, but so be it. If I was a 16 year old kid and I think there's a good chance a girl has had my baby, and some other guy has gladly taken the fall for it, then so be it. I'm not gonna take a paternity test unless I'm ordered by law to, and certainly not of my own free will. That may show that I have poor character or whatever, but I'm just saying. Maybe when I'm older and can support the kid I would but not at 16. However, I'm not stupid enough to put myself in that situation so the point is moot.
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I can't say I'd blame you.
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The kid just wants the media hype for whatever reason. Pretty ******* stupid. He's going to find it won't be near as lucrative for him as he thinks it will be.
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The kid just wants the media hype for whatever reason. Pretty ******* stupid. He's going to find it won't be near as lucrative for him as he thinks it will be.
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A thirteen year old kid thinks that? You really think so?
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A thirteen year old kid thinks that? You really think so?
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No, the sixteen year old. The guy who is claiming the baby is actually his. I doubt the dude would actually give much of a crap if the spotlight wasn't on the situation.
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I'm gonna be perfectly honest here. I might catch flack, but so be it. If I was a 16 year old kid and I think there's a good chance a girl has had my baby, and some other guy has gladly taken the fall for it, then so be it. I'm not gonna take a paternity test unless I'm ordered by law to, and certainly not of my own free will. That may show that I have poor character or whatever, but I'm just saying. Maybe when I'm older and can support the kid I would but not at 16. However, I'm not stupid enough to put myself in that situation so the point is moot.
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I don't blame ya. No way I want my name associated with this fiasco, let alone anyone finding out that I shaboinked that girl.
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I'm sorry, I don't mean to be mean or funny or nothin', but... *shudders*
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I have a really hard time believing that the kid is even 13 years old. And beyond that, I agree with everyone else who questions whether or not the kid's body was working to produce the necessary fluids to create life 9 months ago when he doesn't look to have that ability right now.
And, yes, the age difference looks more like 7 years than 2 years.
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