Relationship Advice Thread - Page 105

BigJohn98 · 09-02-2009, 09:49 PM

So this girl and I have been talking on Facebook and she's been telling me how bad she wanted to **** me. So we were gunna go **** on the beach tonight. We're making out and I'm playing with her tits and fingering her. She's 2/3 naked and we're still making out and she tells me that she can't do it because she still loves her ex. WTF?

Brent · 09-03-2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn98

So this girl and I have been talking on Facebook and she's been telling me how bad she wanted to **** me. So we were gunna go **** on the beach tonight. We're making out and I'm playing with her tits and fingering her. She's 2/3 naked and we're still making out and she tells me that she can't do it because she still loves her ex. WTF?

Wow. There is only one appropriate response: just leave. Get up and go, because she'll likely feel bad and go through with whatever she was doing to you. No joke. At least, that is my experience.

Saints 4 Lyfe · 09-03-2009, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn98

So this girl and I have been talking on Facebook and she's been telling me how bad she wanted to **** me. So we were gunna go **** on the beach tonight. We're making out and I'm playing with her tits and fingering her. She's 2/3 naked and we're still making out and she tells me that she can't do it because she still loves her ex. WTF?

man that's ****** up. she probably just got out of it with him. yeah you were def a rebound and she felt guilty.

BigJohn98 · 09-03-2009, 08:24 AM

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man that's ****** up. she probably just got out of it with him. yeah you were def a rebound and she felt guilty.

I told her it was alright though, because it is. I'll be in Tallahassee all weekend for the FSU-Miami game. Poon heaven.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES · 09-03-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn98

So this girl and I have been talking on Facebook and she's been telling me how bad she wanted to **** me. So we were gunna go **** on the beach tonight. We're making out and I'm playing with her tits and fingering her. She's 2/3 naked and we're still making out and she tells me that she can't do it because she still loves her ex. WTF?

Yo Dre man, I take this ***** out to the movies and **** man we're kissin'
and grindin' and ****, so we hop in the back seat, you know man, this *****
rubbin' all over my dick and frontin' like she's gonna give me the *****,
man, and the ***** said three words, man:
Stop, No and Don't

I said BIIIITTTTTCCHH

awfullyquiet · 09-03-2009, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn98

So this girl and I have been talking on Facebook and she's been telling me how bad she wanted to **** me. So we were gunna go **** on the beach tonight. We're making out and I'm playing with her tits and fingering her. She's 2/3 naked and we're still making out and she tells me that she can't do it because she still loves her ex. WTF?

2/3rd naked?

anyone else also confused by that?

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES · 09-03-2009, 09:02 AM

Every thing but her panties and a sock

awfullyquiet · 09-03-2009, 09:06 AM

one sock?

seriously. who wears socks.

The Unseen · 09-03-2009, 09:10 AM

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one sock?

seriously. who wears socks.

on a beach?

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES · 09-03-2009, 09:15 AM

I wear socks lol

YAYareaRB · 09-03-2009, 09:55 AM

I wear socks hahaha they're comfortable and keep your feet warm.

Saints 4 Lyfe · 09-03-2009, 09:57 AM

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I wear socks hahaha they're comfortable and keep your feet warm.

+1 for foot warmness

stephenson86 · 09-03-2009, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn98

So this girl and I have been talking on Facebook and she's been telling me how bad she wanted to **** me. So we were gunna go **** on the beach tonight. We're making out and I'm playing with her tits and fingering her. She's 2/3 naked and we're still making out and she tells me that she can't do it because she still loves her ex. WTF?

should of asked for a blow job, see if that made her feel better, then leave

YAYareaRB · 09-03-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn98

So this girl and I have been talking on Facebook and she's been telling me how bad she wanted to **** me. So we were gunna go **** on the beach tonight. We're making out and I'm playing with her tits and fingering her. She's 2/3 naked and we're still making out and she tells me that she can't do it because she still loves her ex. WTF?

Shoulda asked her: "WHAT THE **** THAT GOTTA WITH ME?!?!"

stephenson86 · 09-03-2009, 10:02 AM

fellas, question. you meet some girl, shes giving you all the signals that she wants your junk inside her, so anyway you take her back to your place or hers (the loacation really is irellivent) anyway, your getting down, she gives you head all is well you head down on her and you find out shes hung like a stallion...how do you react????

YAYareaRB · 09-03-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by stephenson86

fellas, question. you meet some girl, shes giving you all the signals that she wants your junk inside her, so anyway you take her back to your place or hers (the loacation really is irellivent) anyway, your getting down, she gives you head all is well you head down on her and you find out shes hung like a stallion...how do you react????

Leave.. Act like it never happened. Ask if she wants to be friends before you become the subject of numerous facebook statuses and myspace bulletins.

stephenson86 · 09-03-2009, 10:05 AM

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Leave.. Act like it never happened. Ask if he wants to be friends before you become the subject of numerous facebook statuses and myspace bulletins.

remember it turns out she was a he

YAYareaRB · 09-03-2009, 10:08 AM

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remember it turns out she was a he

Yeah but refer to him as a boy and she'll probably rape you.

stephenson86 · 09-03-2009, 10:09 AM

ahahaha, at least with lady gaga you have the heads up

awfullyquiet · 09-03-2009, 10:16 AM

i'd suggest taking it like a man.

you can do it. i have faith in you. it's only *** if you cry.

Saints 4 Lyfe · 09-03-2009, 10:33 AM

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remember it turns out she was a he

tried to find the video when Quagmire runs into a tranny, "ahh a tranny! pre op or post op? 'pre op', ahh a tranny!"

Brent · 09-03-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by stephenson86

fellas, question. you meet some girl, shes giving you all the signals that she wants your junk inside her, so anyway you take her back to your place or hers (the loacation really is irellivent) anyway, your getting down, she gives you head all is well you head down on her and you find out shes hung like a stallion...how do you react????

I'd have noticed the adam's apple before I took off with shim.

Vikes99ej · 09-03-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by stephenson86

fellas, question. you meet some girl, shes giving you all the signals that she wants your junk inside her, so anyway you take her back to your place or hers (the loacation really is irellivent) anyway, your getting down, she gives you head all is well you head down on her and you find out shes hung like a stallion...how do you react????

Wait, so you got head from a dude?

CJSchneider · 09-03-2009, 05:18 PM

BamaFalcon59 · 09-03-2009, 05:24 PM

Tell me this story didn't actually happen.