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My old 10th grade teacher recently got caught taking it up the butt by some kid. No joke.
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Caught in the act or caught afterwards?
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03-03-2007, 05:28 PM
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I would not tap that.
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I'm glad she gave those kids a piece, just so I could read 'meat wallet'. Tidy.
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03-03-2007, 06:10 PM
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Look at the next 10 women you see walking around, and tell me she isn't better than half of them. She is far from hot, but she is a definite 3 star.(3/5)
10% are 1 stars
20% are 2 stars
40% are 3 stars
20% are 4 stars
10% are 5 stars
Looks are a normal distribution, more people are packed in the average category than anywhere else. If you can honestly tell me that she isn't more attractive than 4 or 5 out of 10 women you see on the street, you are delusional. Now, I wouldn't say she is anything remotely near hot, but she isn't anywhere near as ugly as some of you make her out to be. The VAST majority of people are going to end up with someone on her level of looks, because, after all that level of looks is the prevalent level in the world.
Sometimes you gotta lower your standards to increase your average.
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Lol. I don't need make a bell curve or take statistics to know that beotch is NASTY. Props to all of you with low standards though. I'll pass.
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03-03-2007, 06:11 PM
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Lol. I don't need make a bell curve or take statistics to know that beotch is NASTY. Props to all of you with low standards though. I'll pass.
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dude, you know you'd let her take your virginity.
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03-03-2007, 06:20 PM
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dude, you know you'd let her take your virginity.
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hmm maybe back then...let's flashback to me at 14.
I would've still had my virginity, so yea maybe then i would've. I mean it said "back of a restaurant". How bad of a deal could that be to get some chickin mcnuggets and a quick bj?
However, 6 years older and a bit wiser i'll pass today. The mcnuggets still sound good tho haha.
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Gigedy Gigedy. I wish that was my chemistry teacher. She was so hot, claimed she used to do some modeling. Too bad she was a major b**ch.
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03-03-2007, 06:53 PM
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03-03-2007, 07:26 PM
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having sex with a teacher has always been something i would want to do, just for the power of it. Not just for the grade, but simply getting an older women thats job title warrants she is in a superior postition.
I dont know how you could call her "ugly" there are no unatractive characteristics. Then again there is nothing that sticks out as exceptionally attractive either. She is average. And i can understand if you wouldnt wanna sleep with an average girl if those are your standards. Not to mention it is a mug shot... I would estimate there are about 1 or 2 of you who have stated that she is ugly actually wouldnt sleep with her given the oppurtunity.
given my weakness for teachers, yes i would 'hit' this average looking teacher.
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03-03-2007, 07:31 PM
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having sex with a teacher has always been something i would want to do, just for the power of it. Not just for the grade, but simply getting an older women thats job title warrants she is in a superior postition.
I dont know how you could call her "ugly" there are no unatractive characteristics. Then again there is nothing that sticks out as exceptionally attractive either. She is average. And i can understand if you wouldnt wanna sleep with an average girl if those are your standards. Not to mention it is a mug shot... I would estimate there are about 1 or 2 of you who have stated that she is ugly actually wouldnt sleep with her given the oppurtunity.
given my weakness for teachers, yes i would 'hit' this average looking teacher.
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Thank you... For that outrageous revelation...
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03-04-2007, 07:06 PM
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Not feeling it...she looks like a little kid and has short hair.
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Gigedy Gigedy. I wish that was my chemistry teacher. She was so hot, claimed she used to do some modeling. Too bad she was a major b**ch.
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My chemistry teacher is pregnant, and you just gave me a nasty visualization.
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This calls for a South Park "Niiiceeeeeeeeeee"
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How it went down:
Teach: Steve, Jimmy, Bobby, Roy and Jake you all have had a huge drop in your grades and will need some afterschool lessons.
Kids: No please dont!
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Originally Posted by jriles0522
hmm maybe back then...let's flashback to me at 14.
I would've still had my virginity, so yea maybe then i would've. I mean it said "back of a restaurant". How bad of a deal could that be to get some chickin mcnuggets and a quick bj?
However, 6 years older and a bit wiser i'll pass today. The mcnuggets still sound good tho haha.
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i meant your virginity now
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Nice......
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By the way, tons of students and teachers hook up at the college level, at least teaching assistants. I dunno about high school for sure, but it's not rare at all, most of these teachers are either sex addicts, or are asking to get caught
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http://worldnetdaily.com/news/articl...TICLE_ID=53479
Obviously it's not very rare at all. Scroll to the bottom.
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Damn. That is one hot teacher. Some kids have all the fun.
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