I Bought a Duck

[fischbowl]

Originally Posted by Dirty Thirty

darkwing is the way to go for a name.

That or Gordon Bombay, seeing as this duck is most mighty

[b316]

darkwing...or one of the mighty duck names. What is the worst thing that could happen while your off partying or in class and the duck is at home roaming about.

How old of a duck are you ordering?

[b316]

Wildwing Flashblade

Duke L'Orange


Check "Grin" Hardwing

[fischbowl]

Which duck did you get for $55? Because you could have gotten a Rouen Duck for $5 and named him Tom!

[dabears10]

Originally Posted by Dirty Thirty

darkwing is the way to go for a name.

I agree with this post. Also, I will accept Scrooge McDuck or Huey, Louie, or Dewey.

[etk]

Are we gonna get pics when the duck arrives?

[Jakey]

Perciville sounds like a duck kinda name imo.

[Caddy]

$55 seems steep for a duck...

[the_legend_killer]

Name the duck Averman or Goldberg.....or, if you want to get fancy, Mr. Ducksworth.

[Hawk]

Great thread or greatest thread?

[superman8456]

Name it Billingsworth and every time you say his name, it has to be in a British accent.

[FuzzyGopher]

You're going to be knee deep in duck **** before you know it. At least if it doesn't work out you can fire up the grill and eat him.

[b316]

Oh ****

Pro: You can eat him if all fails

[Jvig43]

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

Oh ****

Pro: You can eat him if all fails

Pro: You can eat him if you fail.

[Grizzlegom]

while your at it, you should definitely get a huge scale and put the duck on one side and make the girls you bring home sit on the other, that way you'll know if she's a witch or not which could save you from being cursed.

[b316]

Originally Posted by Grizzlegom

while your at it, you should definitely get a huge scale and put the duck on one side and make the girls you bring home sit on the other, that way you'll know if she's a witch or not which could save you from being cursed.

ahhahahahaah gets some sruberry

[FlyingElvis]

Do not get a duck. I had pet ducks as a kid and they really make great pets. I have 2 siblings so our parents gave us each a duck, 1 male (mine) and 2 females. The entire experience was fantastic. We had cute little baby ducks from egg to hatchlings. All 3 ducks were very social and fun.

But my gawd do they make one hell of a disgusting mess. Trust me, you do not EVER want a duck as an indoor pet. You will literally be gagging on duckshit fumes while you slide around your dorm/apartment on greasy duck droppings.

They will absolutely need a coop outside. Which means you need to have an aptmt and I'm willing to bet your landlord won't be happy with it. I can also guarantee your neighbors won't be thrilled either. Ducks can make quite a racket.

My guess is you should cancel the order.

Originally Posted by Caddy

$55 seems steep for a duck...

Damn steep, I would think. Though I must admit that my knowledge of the fowl market is poor.

[dabears10]

Originally Posted by Dirty Thirty

darkwing is the way to go for a name.

I agree with this post. Also, I will accept Scrooge McDuck or Huey, Louie, or Dewey.

[Splat]

Name it "What The Duck".

[CJSchneider]

"Howard" is also an acceptable name.

[Splat]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

"Howard" is also an acceptable name.

I all ready went there on page 2. :)

[bantx]

Name him Chaos

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by Splat

I all ready went there on page 2. :)

I'm at school and can't see it through the filters. FML

[Jakey]

Forget about the ducks...you need a duck billed platypus up in this biotch! Them things are badass...theyre like mammals, but can lay eggs...they are uber poisonous and ****...they have the bill of a duck and the body of a hippo or some crap...and they can fly and stuff. Great pet, or greatest pet?

[kalbears13]

great alternative