Hello my fellow Redskins fans
We are greatest team to have lived. We signed some people to our roster, we should talk about that. Then drink punch, eat cookies, touch our weiners together and have a group hug. Does god love us enough to make the playoffs? Will Jesus take the wheel and drive our sorry crack addled abortion of a team to the superbowl? Probably not. Sometimes i feel like the only Redskins fan... i get lonely. There's a theory that says every possibility that can ever or has ever been imagined has been played out or is playing out in an alternate universe... last year i imagined Rex Grossman led the Redskins to the Superbowl and beat the Cowboys 66 - 0. The Cowboys had a lizard on their offensive line that spit fire into the clouds. We're are the champions of the alternate universe. No one can take that from us.