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There is only one attractive girl at my job. Out of about 400 people in my office, only one of the girls is hot. So what do they do? They move her from an desk directly across from me to another building offsite. And then they replace her with a James Earl Jones lookalike. So instead of having some decent scenery around me, I'm surrounded by a fat woman with an eye patch, a old fat black guy, and a woman who sounds like meat wad. That grinds my gears.
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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02-02-2012, 02:36 PM
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Are they also a James Earl Jones soundalike? Because that would be a decent consolation.
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02-02-2012, 02:48 PM
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Are they also a James Earl Jones soundalike? Because that would be a decent consolation.
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If he at least sounds like Stanley Hudson it would be manageable, and a woman that sounds like Meat Wad? Sounds like you should be spending at least 30 minutes a day googling ATHF quotes and acting out scenes.
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02-02-2012, 02:49 PM
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You should be focused on your job instead of being a creep and eyefucking your co-worker anyway.
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02-02-2012, 02:59 PM
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You should be focused on your job instead of being a creep and eyefucking your co-worker anyway.
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I'm guilty of that with 2 of the 4 females we have here. lol
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02-02-2012, 03:00 PM
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Are they also a James Earl Jones soundalike? Because that would be a decent consolation.
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Unfortunately not. He doesn't even have a Stanley Hudson voice. Just a normal voice. There is nothing redeeming about it.
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You should be focused on your job instead of being a creep and eyefucking your co-worker anyway.
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Shut up.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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02-02-2012, 03:09 PM
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Fine dude, continue to creepily gaze at people because they are the only "hot" women in your vicinity, I'm sure one day that will pan out for you, yup, that's exactly how you land attractive women, you make them feel like they are only there to appease you aesthetically ... that's not awkward and oft putting for them at all, nope, you do your thing, play on player...
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I'm guilty of that with 2 of the 4 females we have here. lol
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I've obviously been guilty of being attracted to a co-worker but to be let down like "man they took away the only attractive woman!" just seems lame to me, like do you not encounter attractive women in your daily life? or You can't go 8 hours without being in close vacinity of someone who's at least moderately attractive? If you work with her and haven't made some kind of personal connection yet, it probably wasn't going to happen anyway...and if you have made a personal connection that's dope because you can text her/call her, and possibly **** her and not have to see her at work the next day.
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02-02-2012, 03:14 PM
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he wasn't being as serious as you're assuming he was being, CCB.
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02-02-2012, 03:17 PM
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Since when is actually having sex with a girl always the end game with a girl you've eye ******? If that were the case no one would give two shits about super models, porn stars, or female actresses.
Sometimes you just gotta do what ya gotta do.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he wasn't being as serious as you're assuming he was being, CCB.
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Oh I doubt it was a big deal to him in the grand scheme of things, I am more or less speaking generally because I have encountered people who are like that, and they don't realize that it's counter productive to actually landing these bitches instead of just marveling at their appearance from a far.
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I'm married so I live with an attractive woman. But it's still nice to have some attractive women around for the nine hours I'm at work every day. It's actually more of a problem that I don't work with anyone else my own age. I'm 25, there is one guy who is 27 and I think she was 26. Now everybody is about twice my age. Most of them have worked here longer than I've been alive.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Originally Posted by Monomach
Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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Well, CCB definitely missed that one there.
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Corn dogs and pizza rolls heated up. Outside is tolerable, inside is lava.
Also, my tongue hurts.
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Since when is actually having sex with a girl always the end game with a girl you've eye ******? If that were the case no one would give two shits about super models, porn stars, or female actresses.
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I can only speak for myself but, landing the chick is the only reason to engage in such activities, because if you can't land her then I could do like you said and go online and gaze at porn stars, or w/e from the comfort of my home without making someone who is uninterested feel uncomfortable by me eyefucking them whenever they are in my vicinity.
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Turned NFL Live on for like 3 seconds while my food cooks and what are they talking about?
Tim Tebow.
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Die in a ******* fire you network from hell catering to the completely mentally ******** ADD generation of this day and age. He hasn't even been relevant in weeks yet there they are talking about him...
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There are two other teachers here who are "meh" at best. We need a hot foreign exchange teacher.
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I'm married so I live with an attractive woman. But it's still nice to have some attractive women around for the nine hours I'm at work every day. It's actually more of a problem that I don't work with anyone else my own age. I'm 25, there is one guy who is 27 and I think she was 26. Now everybody is about twice my age. Most of them have worked here longer than I've been alive.
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If you were personally interacting with her on a daily basis and she made your work day go by faster because you enjoyed interacting with her, and it wasn't just because she was nice to look at, I understand why it would be oft-putting that she relocated.
I was more or less ******** on the type of guy who either just gawks, or is constantly hitting on and getting rejected by the pretty chick at work, which can make it weird for everyone (especially when it's the boss that's acting this way) basically desperate guys grind my gears, not saying you are one, but your post made me think of such people.
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Desperate guys at work get laid off due to class action sexual harassment suits.
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There are two other teachers here who are "meh" at best. We need a hot foreign exchange teacher.
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two other teachers here who are "meh" at best
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One is also married and the other seems like she would run her mouth. Fooling around isn't my style, but it would be nice if there were something good to look at on occasion.
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One is also married and the other seems like she would run her mouth. Fooling around isn't my style, but it would be nice if there were something good to look at on occasion.
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in before pedobear image.
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Desperate guys at work get laid off due to class action sexual harassment suits.
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you're assuming there's justice in the world. they just keep hanging around making everyone else uncomfortable.
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in before pedobear image.
you're assuming there's justice in the world. they just keep hanging around making everyone else uncomfortable.
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02-02-2012, 06:51 PM
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i'm just pissed i can't add a sig. i was going to see if anyone would recognize me with both. but this worthless 2kb limit....
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So I have this cousin, she's a little older than me and is one of those people that deems it necessary to take a picture of everything that happens every 5 minutes and put it on Facebook.
Easy enough to ignore I guess, and I usually do, but recently, I've been noticing this fairly attractive girl showing up in them. Now my cousin and her typical friends...they aren't photogenic, so that's why it caught my attention when this girl started showing up in a lot of the pictures.
So now I'm intrigued. I've been watching the pictures for the past week thinking about making a trip home to see if I can meet this girl.
Well, a picture posted about 5 minutes ago solved the mystery. She's my other cousin's (her brother's) girlfriend.
Damn.
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