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Old 02-29-2012, 01:59 PM    (permalink
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:07 PM    (permalink
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2 muffins get put into an oven

One muffin says "Holy **** its getting hot in here"

The other muffin says "Holy **** a talking muffin!!"
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:13 PM    (permalink
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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

You hit her.

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Why did the woman cross the road?

Wait, why is she out of the kitchen?

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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Teacher:"John has been working at the company for two years he earns £6 an hour.
Jenny has been with the company for a year longer, so she makes £7 an hour.
If Muhammad has been at the company for eight years what does he make?

Student: "Bomb's, Miss."

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What do you call a black man with no arms?

Trustworthy.

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‎2 muslims walked into a bar.

Everyone left, just in case!
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My girlfriend got down on one knee earlier.

Imagine the dissapointment on my face when she proposed.
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More anti-women jokes!

Why is there a clock on the stove?

Where else would a woman need one?

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bed room.
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What should you give a woman who has everything?

A man to show her how to work it.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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What do you call a woman with one black eye?

A quick learner

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If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long.
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What has 142 teeth and keeps the Incredible Hulk away?

My Zipper.
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I forgot to meet my disabled friend at the cinema the other day.

Its the first time he's been stood up.
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What do women and screen doors have in common?

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well, this thread should maybe last through the night.....
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Whats the difference between my jokes and my pen!s?

Nobody laughs at my jokes.
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Whats the difference between rape and murder?

My mood.
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