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The Funny Joke Thread!
We need somewhere to put all the funny jokes!
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2 muffins get put into an oven
One muffin says "Holy **** its getting hot in here" The other muffin says "Holy **** a talking muffin!!"
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02-29-2012, 02:13 PM
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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her. ------------------------------------------------------ Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, why is she out of the kitchen? ----------------------------------------------------- What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. ----------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..." ----------------------------------------------------- Teacher:"John has been working at the company for two years he earns £6 an hour. Jenny has been with the company for a year longer, so she makes £7 an hour. If Muhammad has been at the company for eight years what does he make? Student: "Bomb's, Miss." ----------------------------------------------------- What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy. ----------------------------------------------------- 2 muslims walked into a bar. Everyone left, just in case!
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02-29-2012, 03:13 PM
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My girlfriend got down on one knee earlier.
Imagine the dissapointment on my face when she proposed.
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More anti-women jokes!
Why is there a clock on the stove? Where else would a woman need one? --------------------------------------------- Why don't women need umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bed room.
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What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it. ----------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------------- What do you call a woman with one black eye? A quick learner ------------------------------------------------------ If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long.
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02-29-2012, 07:28 PM
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What has 142 teeth and keeps the Incredible Hulk away?
My Zipper.
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I forgot to meet my disabled friend at the cinema the other day.
Its the first time he's been stood up.
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What do women and screen doors have in common?
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well, this thread should maybe last through the night.....
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03-04-2012, 04:24 PM
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Whats the difference between my jokes and my pen!s?
Nobody laughs at my jokes.
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Whats the difference between rape and murder?
My mood.
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