2012 Unfinalized But Compemporary Cajun List

[cajuncorey]

Now we all have come to a crossroads with one another. Thomas Hobbes and John Locke thought much differently about the state and the people. As did uncle sam and gorbachev. to this day opinions will seperate us at an existential level. without further adue

1) Robert Griffin 3- will outdo the millionaire architect, most dynamic QB of the century
2) Justin Blackmon – will make wes welker look like a choir boy
3) Kirk Cousins – as convincing as joseph stalin. With genetics unlike the coward architect
4) Fletcher Cox – Phillips head penetrator that will take zone run away from the premier league
5) Zach Brown- genetic freak formed in Audolse Huxleys B.N.W
6) Ryan Tannenhill – pure enigma
7) Trent Richardson – Test tube specimen that is at an invaluable position
8) Peter Konz – concrete reinforced with rebar at the point of attack
9) Jared Crick – abusive linemen with no true disposition from the true graceland
10) Jake Bequette – Violence that H.G wells can only understand
11) Matt Reynolds – endures celibacy on a daily basis can survive and thrive in the heat of battle
12) Janoris Jenkins – Past events are irreverent for the present
13) Matt Kalil – genetic makeup and understands fluency with movement
14) Bobby Wagner – swiss army knife of specials for the next decade in the premier league
15) Mike Adams – phonebooth athleticism at the dancing bear position
16) Stephen Hill – as impressive as the past 2 georgia tech track teamers
17) James Rodgers- as dangerous as a tick on ur backside u don’t know about
18) Courtney Upshaw – the eye in the sky will not lie
19) Akiem Hicks – more unnecessary violence than a quinton tarintino movie
20) James Michael Johnson – see Bobby Wagner
21) Kevin Zeitler – See peter konz
22) Marcus Forston – thug from the U that knows street grindin, will make a better impression than the Coke machine that plays for the hoodie
23) Devier Posey – traded tattoos for suspension, needs money to finish his sleeves
24) Bradie Ewing – fullbacks are irreverent in this days league but he is as tough as trains smoke
25) Doug Martin – boring runner that will get 4 yards which is sufficient for the premier league
26) Beau Reliford – Clone of the ex-arizona life saving hero
27) Chris Rainey – once beat the Olympic hopeful in a footrace
28) Davin Meggett – Marylands weight is unparrelled
29) Mark Barron- gained his intelligence under the Ex-NFL mastermind
30) Alfonso Denard- physical corner to put the Golden boys slot receiver in shame
31) Olivier Vernon – demands ur attention and gets off better than travis henry
32) Andrew Luck – A coward and a future failure. Yet unable to deny his lunatic running ability, give him a shot at runningback. The only thing keeping him here is he does not have a kellen moore body

[Cigaro]

Compemporary lol

[CashmoneyDrew]

[cajuncorey]

Originally Posted by CashmoneyDrew

unquestionably

[SuperPacker]

It dont mind them when they're actually funny but this is ****. I didnt even come close to laughing.

[Jakey]

KLAUS??????

[SenorGato]

Not even a chuckle.

[Razor]

Originally Posted by Jakey

KLAUS??????

I thought about that at first, but KLAUS is usually a lot more funny. Good post either way, I was entertained.

[brat316]

[jrdrylie]

Originally Posted by Razor

I thought about that at first, but KLAUS is usually a lot more funny. Good post either way, I was entertained.

It has to be KLAUS. If you search "KLAUS Andre Luck" you can find his scouting report on him and he calls Luck a Coward and failure.

[cajuncorey]

Ladies and gents, i must inform you that this is not the "Klaus" you refer to but merely a student of how the man sees the games.i share a certain style and integrity in beliefs as "Klaus" but we are not one in the same. a more conventional list would be more pleaseing for it since the U.S media leaves the multitaskers mind at ease. it is this acceptance of the norm within the american dream which allows one to hide behind a box and secrete venom into an opinion without hesitiation. this list is intended to open the minds and enlighten the masses as did the "allegory of the cave" as the man intended. Martin Luther (not king) had done it with the christian religion. Marx and Lenin tryed communisism and it was one of the biggest failures of the 20th century. the 21st century however is just as desvasting with selections of couch, leaf, carr and the future holds the architects name for ransom.

[marshallb]

Originally Posted by cajuncorey

11) Matt Reynolds – endures celibacy on a daily basis can survive and thrive in the heat of battle

My favorite part. I enjoyed reading it, don't agree with hardly anything on it, but it was good for a couple laughs.

[gpngc]

31) Olivier Vernon – demands ur attention and gets off better than travis henry

YES. YES. YES.

[TonyGfortheTD]

18) Courtney Upshaw – the eye in the sky will not lie

Interesting. Will you shed a tear if I throw a candybar wrapper on the ground?

[cajuncorey]

Originally Posted by TonyGfortheTD

18) Courtney Upshaw – the eye in the sky will not lie

Interesting. Will you shed a tear if I throw a candybar wrapper on the ground?

im unsure of what u r driving at