It has to be Sea Bass. The idea of a kicker on the cover is just way too funny.
The end. Cut to black. Audience goes ****ing ape****.
Originally Posted by phlysac
I heard that Sylvester Stallone wrote The Expendables with The Alex in mind. He had to keep it realistic though and split The Alex's abilities into multiple characters. Stallone thought that critics would pan it for being too far-fetched if he just had one character effing everyone up.