Kid can't bring porn star to his Prom

[fischbowl]

After getting rejected by my HS crush after asking her 7 times, only to never receive a true answer, then going on to the girl who said yes, only to be whisked away to Los Angeles the day before prom to go to fashion school, I wish at the time I had the balls and intuition to pull off a stunt like this. That said, nothing beat sitting outside the whole night drinking bourbon from a hip flask and chain-smoking cigarettes with my best friend, looking like a champ in my Tux and Chucks.