Seat up or down?

[dolphinfan2k5]

I have never understood how any one could possibly fall into a toilet. How can you not look, even unintentionally? You are going to sit there, you have at least see it in your peripheral vision unless you have issues. It makes no sense. It also takes literally no time to look at something. What the **** else are you too busy looking at in the bathroom that you can't look at the toilet seat when you walk in. Makes no ******* sense.

That said, my roommates (males) and I put the seat and lid down every time. It wasn't something I did until I lived with them, but they did it so I started and will never go back. It's way classier, and it looks cleaner. We have a really small bathroom, and something about that necessitates putting the lid down.

[MetSox17]

Originally Posted by vikes_28

Just piss all over the toilet seat and leave it sometime. That will teach her not to complain.

Shut up, vikes.

[Raiderz4Life]

LMAO Vikes that's the funniest **** I've read

[wogitalia]

Originally Posted by dolphinfan2k5

I have never understood how any one could possibly fall into a toilet. How can you not look, even unintentionally? You are going to sit there, you have at least see it in your peripheral vision unless you have issues. It makes no sense. It also takes literally no time to look at something. What the **** else are you too busy looking at in the bathroom that you can't look at the toilet seat when you walk in. Makes no ******* sense.

That said, my roommates (males) and I put the seat and lid down every time. It wasn't something I did until I lived with them, but they did it so I started and will never go back. It's way classier, and it looks cleaner. We have a really small bathroom, and something about that necessitates putting the lid down.

I'm pretty sure that putting the seat down in a house full of men is like item 3 on the list of things that lead to a permanent revocation of your man card.

There is really only one reason to justify that and that is that you all like to pee sitting down. So the only thing that is saving you here is if you have an epic TV mounted on the wall that only plays sports and movies with violence.

[dolphinfan2k5]

Except none of us do that. It takes 2 seconds to lift the seat. There is literally 12-18 inches between the toilet and the sink. You constantly have to look at the toilet to maneuver in the bathroom, and I don't like looking at yellow sprinkled porcelain.

[Caddy]

If the seat is down, I pee in the sink or the shower.

[Mr. Goosemahn]

Originally Posted by Caddy

If the seat is down, I pee in the sink or the shower.

Silly Caddy, we all know you upside down Australians just wind up pissing all over the ceiling!

[Caddy]

Originally Posted by Mr. Goosemahn

Silly Caddy, we all know you upside down Australians just wind up pissing all over the ceiling!

[SuperMcGee]

Originally Posted by Mr. Goosemahn

Silly Caddy, we all know you upside down Australians just wind up pissing all over the ceiling!

You're in for a booting if you keep this up.

Originally Posted by njx9

you forget: i'm a better looking TH in real life.

[vikes_28]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

I bet your house guests just love coming to visit you.

surprisingly I clean my house at least weekly if not 3 or 4 times a week. I'm a clean person and i prefer clean.

[Vox Populi]

I've never had this argument and I never put the seat down after I urinate. Also... who uses their hand to lift or lower a toilet seat? We have feet for a reason. Anyone who ever tries to have this argument with me and tries to turn it into an issue of respect will have already lost all of it by trying to have this argument with me and will be met with ruthless passive aggressiveness.

[Razor]

Originally Posted by Vox Populi

I've never had this argument and I never put the seat down after I urinate. Also... who uses their hand to lift or lower a toilet seat? We have feet for a reason. Anyone who ever tries to have this argument with me and tries to turn it into an issue of respect will have already lost all of it by trying to have this argument with me and will be met with ruthless passive aggressiveness.

Challenge accepted.
You're joking, right? I use my hands whether it's at home or in a public restroom. There's a reason why you wash your hands after you've done your business.

Also, what are you going to do when you have a kid? Are you going to use your feet when you're changing diapers?

[Ngatachance92]

Originally Posted by killxswitch

Is a midget with 1 arm really that much more attractive than a midget with none?.

Yes, sometimes the mouth needs a little help.