Relationship Advice Thread - Page 335

M.O.T.H. · 09-10-2012, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Caddy

I mean the TV show.

Also Moth, I'm coming to live with you. I will be implementing the MAC system and where possible, the DENNIS system.

Yesssssssssssssss. Greatest idea ever.

Caddy · 09-10-2012, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by M.O.T.H.

Yesssssssssssssss. Greatest idea ever.

We just need a third, to feed on the scraps!

JeffSamardzijaIRISH · 09-10-2012, 12:16 PM

This is my life right now.

Rosebud · 09-10-2012, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Caddy

We just need a third, to feed on the scraps!

I'm not going to lie. It's really hard to stop picturing you as Frank now. As far as I'm concerned you will always look like this now:

M.O.T.H. · 09-10-2012, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Caddy

We just need a third, to feed on the scraps!

scotty of course...he's pretty close.

Brent · 09-10-2012, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderz4life

I'm all for smashing a 20yr old mom and what not but, none around here are hot. When they talk, dear lord, its painful. Like I don't expect them to be geniuses or anything, specially a one nighter, but at least speak in coherent understandable sentences.

There are a lot of single mothers around here who are my age and aren't bad looking. I should just start trying to **** them and when they want to get serious, bail.

Raiderz4Life · 09-10-2012, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

There are a lot of single mothers around here who are my age and aren't bad looking. I should just start trying to **** them and when they want to get serious, bail.

Sounds like a mighty fine plan.

Raiderz4Life · 09-10-2012, 08:12 PM

Caddy · 09-10-2012, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosebud

I'm not going to lie. It's really hard to stop picturing you as Frank now. As far as I'm concerned you will always look like this now:

My comment clearly implied I would be fulfilling the Mac role, although I'm willing to drop down to Frank.

Brent · 09-10-2012, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderz4life

Sounds like a mighty fine plan.

I am thinking they might be more likely to put out, but I could be wrong.

scottyboy · 09-10-2012, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by M.O.T.H.

scotty of course...he's pretty close.

timing is impeccable, holy hell.

BB said he pictured me as Charlie IRL anyway.

so i went over the girl i used to hook up with's place today. she invited me over, i'm weak, idk. she pulls the classic **** "wahh tough day blah blah blah" so i hug/console her. She's lying down, she slides lower so she's at my neck and just starts kissing it. So naturally i start going back and she's like grabbing my shirt and back and ****...then she just stops. and gets up and continues her story.

then the subtle hints like "i still have to finish this lesson plan, then get my outfit tomorrow and get naked for bed"

then as i leave, we hug and she starts kissing my neck and grabbing my back. what. the ****.

also, as i was there, some dude called and all i heard her say was like "what do you mean talk about us?"

so, here's what i'm thinking:

she wants me so badly, but doesn't wanna "ruin our friendship"

she's a slore who hooked up with/ boned this other dude

and i still have 0 clue if she's actually with the football player or not. so yeah.

Caddy · 09-10-2012, 10:48 PM

She sounds weak.

Raiderz4Life · 09-10-2012, 10:55 PM

Tap that scotty

Forenci · 09-10-2012, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by scottyboy

timing is impeccable, holy hell.

BB said he pictured me as Charlie IRL anyway.

so i went over the girl i used to hook up with's place today. she invited me over, i'm weak, idk. she pulls the classic **** "wahh tough day blah blah blah" so i hug/console her. She's lying down, she slides lower so she's at my neck and just starts kissing it. So naturally i start going back and she's like grabbing my shirt and back and ****...then she just stops. and gets up and continues her story.

then the subtle hints like "i still have to finish this lesson plan, then get my outfit tomorrow and get naked for bed"

then as i leave, we hug and she starts kissing my neck and grabbing my back. what. the ****.

also, as i was there, some dude called and all i heard her say was like "what do you mean talk about us?"

so, here's what i'm thinking:

she wants me so badly, but doesn't wanna "ruin our friendship"

she's a slore who hooked up with/ boned this other dude

and i still have 0 clue if she's actually with the football player or not. so yeah.

You are scum.

Caddy · 09-10-2012, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Forenci

You are scum.

scottyboy · 09-10-2012, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Forenci

You are scum.

i didn't do anything bad this time!

i mean, i only kissed her a little...wait, ****.

SHE MIGHT BE SINGLE

this time wasnt my fault and I fully believe that. she's that bad person for doing this so it's not my fault, stop making me feel bad forenci

Raiderz4Life · 09-10-2012, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by scottyboy

i didn't do anything bad this time!

i mean, i only kissed her a little...wait, ****.

SHE MIGHT BE SINGLE

this time wasnt my fault and I fully believe that. she's that bad person for doing this so it's not my fault, stop making me feel bad forenci

TAP DAT ASS!!!!

Caddy · 09-10-2012, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by scottyboy

i didn't do anything bad this time!

i mean, i only kissed her a little...wait, ****.

SHE MIGHT BE SINGLE

this time wasnt my fault and I fully believe that. she's that bad person for doing this so it's not my fault, stop making me feel bad forenci

I agree with Fagenci. You are a bad person. If there was a hell, you'd be going there!

Rosebud · 09-11-2012, 02:02 AM

She might be single is totally fair game.

tjsunstein · 09-11-2012, 12:33 PM

Single or not, who cares. Hit it scotty.

Raiderz4Life · 09-11-2012, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tjsunstein

Single or not, who cares. Hit it scotty.

Is what I'm saying. Unless you personally know the guy then its all fair game.

tjsunstein · 09-11-2012, 02:49 PM

Its not a morality contest and no one is married here. If youre single and theyre willing, thats the end of thinking about it for me.

BuckeyeDan17 · 09-11-2012, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by scottyboy

timing is impeccable, holy hell.

BB said he pictured me as Charlie IRL anyway.

so i went over the girl i used to hook up with's place today. she invited me over, i'm weak, idk. she pulls the classic **** "wahh tough day blah blah blah" so i hug/console her. She's lying down, she slides lower so she's at my neck and just starts kissing it. So naturally i start going back and she's like grabbing my shirt and back and ****...then she just stops. and gets up and continues her story.

then the subtle hints like "i still have to finish this lesson plan, then get my outfit tomorrow and get naked for bed"

then as i leave, we hug and she starts kissing my neck and grabbing my back. what. the ****.

also, as i was there, some dude called and all i heard her say was like "what do you mean talk about us?"

so, here's what i'm thinking:

she wants me so badly, but doesn't wanna "ruin our friendship"

she's a slore who hooked up with/ boned this other dude

and i still have 0 clue if she's actually with the football player or not. so yeah.

Have you thought about just straight up asking her about it? Like for instance: Next time she starts this neck kissing **** that appears to go nowhere but still confuses the hell out of you, stop her and ask "Seriously, what the hell is this?"

That's just me though, I'm pretty blunt with that kind of stuff.

EDIT: Also, just to be clear I am on board with everybody's advocacy of twisting that ass in two.

Prowler · 09-11-2012, 03:43 PM

if she's not married then she is fair game. **** other people's bull****. if you feel a connection with her, then go for it. if she feels the same about you, then she'll be with you. if its just a fling, then at least you will know.

if you do nothing, then you will think about it for the next half year. nothing is worth that. its better to get inside and be a dick than to risk mind****ing yourself.

Raiderz4Life · 09-11-2012, 03:53 PM

The only time I draw a boundary is when the dude is a buddy of mine or I know him on a personal level and we're cool. I don't believe in ******* people I'm cool with like that.

Anyone else...IDGAF!!! Even if I know her bf if I don't like him or he's a douche...**** it..or her lol

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Originally Posted by BuckeyeDan17

Have you thought about just straight up asking her about it? Like for instance: Next time she starts this neck kissing **** that appears to go nowhere but still confuses the hell out of you, stop her and ask "Seriously, what the hell is this?"

That's just me though, I'm pretty blunt with that kind of stuff.

EDIT: Also, just to be clear I am on board with everybody's advocacy of twisting that ass in two.

I say something more along the lines of..."So, we gon **** or what?"