I wish it was something interesting or cool but really it was just stupid. Simply put, I threw a pretzel(little one, not the big ones) and hit a teacher in the back of the head. Teacher didn't know who did it, but I guess she asked around and somebody ratted me out
Pete Morelli told me they don't tolerate disrespect to teachers and poof, I was gone. It was a catholic school(uniforms and all) so the quick trigger on expulsion for something like that was to be expected. Good decision on my part since the public school I went to was better anyway. A lot more variety in their elective classes which was sweet.
If you ever figure out the rat, let me know. Snitches get stitches.
I have some of the weirdest connections to the NFL, now that I think about it. Expelled from high school by an NFL ref, got my ass kicked in 3rd grade by a current NFL Olineman, and my older sister got hit on at a restaurant(she was a waitress) by Lorenzo Neal. Neal used the most cliched pickup lines while trying to flirt with my sister. He even pulled out the "once you go black, you never go back" line to her. He also was speaking in some sexual tone when ordering his food to her and said that he'd get her tix to a Chargers game and fly her out there and what not
Originally Posted by phlysac
I heard that Sylvester Stallone wrote The Expendables with The Alex in mind. He had to keep it realistic though and split The Alex's abilities into multiple characters. Stallone thought that critics would pan it for being too far-fetched if he just had one character effing everyone up.
The end. Cut to black. Audience goes ****ing ape****.