Relationship Advice Thread - Page 350

MetSox17 · 10-25-2012, 12:54 AM

Just give me an ugg hat and i'm cool with russia.

Raiderz4Life · 10-25-2012, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rosebud

The russians have also contributed significantly to the scientific community. And also given the world numerous authors and directors that only pretentious people like.

But ultimately russia's biggest contributions have been in the realm of badassery where their current ruler could kick the ass out of any other country's leader's security team while bedding all of their wives.

Not the Salvadorian leader lol Dude don't even need no secret service.

Ness · 10-25-2012, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rosebud

**** you bitches, I've been wearing them since I was kid, well before skanks even knew they existed. My first pair had made in the US-*******-SR printed on them. Anyone too "cool" to wear the amazingness that are uggs, can go **** themselves.

Hook this dude up with some Jordans.

Rosebud · 10-25-2012, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiderz Fo' Life

Not the Salvadorian leader lol Dude don't even need no secret service.

He doesn't look that tough. Certainly not Putin tough:

Raiderz4Life · 10-25-2012, 01:16 AM

I'm not biting

pierce2walker · 10-25-2012, 01:41 AM

http://vladimirputindoingthings.tumblr.com/

Matthew Jones · 10-26-2012, 08:37 AM

I was just invited to a party which will be full of lesbians. Full to the brim with hundreds of lesbians. I will be one of the only guys in attendance. I don't know why they bothered to invite me but I'm ******* there.

Forenci · 10-26-2012, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthew Jones

I was just invited to a party which will be full of lesbians. Full to the brim with hundreds of lesbians. I will be one of the only guys in attendance. I don't know why they bothered to invite me but I'm ******* there.

Probably because they think you're a lesbian.

Raiderz4Life · 10-26-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthew Jones

I was just invited to a party which will be full of lesbians. Full to the brim with hundreds of lesbians. I will be one of the only guys in attendance. I don't know why they bothered to invite me but I'm ******* there.

Probably to make an example out of you.

"WE DON'T WANT THE DIK!" "WE DON'T WANT THE DICK!"

You'll wake up half naked tied to a pole.

Matthew Jones · 10-26-2012, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Forenci

Probably because they think you're a lesbian.

Hopefully!

M.O.T.H. · 10-26-2012, 04:18 PM

Started a little thing with that 30 year old...lasted for a bit, but we decided to call it off. She's still going through a lot, and I'm still not ready for too much. I guarantee next time we're out together tho, she'll eventually be all over me again, she's impulsive as hell. Which is cool, but I'm not going to be making any first moves, that's all on her.

edit...I think she's pretty good gf material, if we ever wanted it to get to that point. I'm far from ready, however.

I will say this, though. As far as...hook up compatibility. We certainly had our fun...but (i dont want to get too vulgar)...but she says she's not a "tongue person". Honestly, she's not the greatest kisser because, she doesnt use her tongue or want me using mine. And this also goes for going down...she doesnt like it. Which is always a big downer to hear, imo. Still dont understand why some girls dislike it. lol. I didnt even get a chance to try. But yeah she's a chill girl and we have fun together...it was weird, the first time we were together...she started getting a little clingy, which is fine cause, I liked hanging out. And then she just got really stand offish after I told my one girl friend about us. A friend of hers also...a friend that she thinks is in love with me. Which to a point she is. Probably shouldnt have said anything...but I wasnt exactly sure what was going on between us anyway and I was far from attached. But again we had fun, certainly open to exploring it more.

D-Unit · 10-26-2012, 04:18 PM

MOTH, since I know you look here more than you do your own PM inbox, just sending you a reminder to look and get back to me. :)

M.O.T.H. · 10-26-2012, 04:24 PM

haha. I dont like that trade. I want an RB for him.

Raiderz4Life · 10-26-2012, 04:26 PM

So were can I buy this M.O.T.H cologne that seems to attract all the bitches?

M.O.T.H. · 10-26-2012, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderz Fo' Life

So were can I buy this M.O.T.H cologne that seems to attract all the bitches?

I dont wear cologne, my man.

And dont ask me...i dont know what it is. Just wait though...as soon as I'm okay with taking advantage of the attention. The well will go dry and I'll be outta style like the backstreet boys.

BigDawg819 · 10-26-2012, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by M.O.T.H.

I dont wear cologne, my man.

And dont ask me...i dont know what it is. Just wait though...as soon as I'm okay with taking advantage of the attention. The well will go dry and I'll be outta style like the backstreet boys.

Obviously you fail to realize they became relevant yet again!

Ahhh my triumphant return to this thread and single-hood after 3 years...........and its with a reference to the Backstreet Boys...

May God have mercy on my soul

M.O.T.H. · 10-26-2012, 04:39 PM

BigDawg. <3

Raiderz4Life · 10-26-2012, 04:51 PM

Not gon lie...a little anxious and a hint of nerves about tomorrow night haha

Haven't tried to throw any type of game in what feels like forever, wonder if I still got it, hopefully its opne of those if you got then you got it type deals haha

Rosebud · 10-26-2012, 05:15 PM

What the **** is with that? I had the same problem with 5 pounds, I could feel her getting uncomfortable when I'd try to make my way down, which really sucks cause the one time she was into it was also the best sex we had. But that was when we were away for a weekend at my best friend, who we met through, 's lake house where we we spent more time in our bedroom than we did hanging out with our friends.

M.O.T.H. · 10-26-2012, 06:32 PM

A fun moth moment on wed...hooked up in a vintage photo booth at some club with that girl. Lol. :P Funny enough, the best part was walking out cause there were so many people out there. Haha. I love it. So funny.

Rob S · 10-27-2012, 10:28 PM

I'm going to troll the **** out of Stone Street in a couple hours. Going to be glorious.

Raiderz4Life · 10-28-2012, 04:41 AM

bleh. I'm so disappointed in myself. Night wasn't a complete waste and fun but a bit of a failure none the less.

Raiderz4Life · 10-28-2012, 11:51 AM

So like I said before I knocked out, I'm sorely disappointed in myself.

I went out with my closest friend and his girlfriend who's also a very good friend of mine, it was her birthday, so we all went to BWW and a small group of her friends were there plus my buddy, his cousin, and I. Well I sat next to my friend's cousin and directly in front of twin sisters because one of em had "allegedly" lol thought I was cute. So we start eating and I have a few drinks and I'm talking to them, I was doing pretty solid making em laugh and holding good conversation.

We then just head back to my friend's house and kick back there for a few more hours and I'm still having a good night making her laugh, and then idk, I just dropped the ball. Night ended and I went home empty handed, no phone number, no date...nothing. I was shaking my head and bleh...put in a good night's of work and nothing. I wanna kick my own ass -_-

Da-Phins · 10-28-2012, 07:08 PM

Is a girl worth waiting for if you think she is the "one" even though she doesnt want a relationship right now and MAYBE would be interested in one sometime in the future?

Rosebud · 10-28-2012, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Da-Phins

Is a girl worth waiting for if you think she is the "one" even though she doesnt want a relationship right now and MAYBE would be interested in one sometime in the future?

I just figure if you really think she could be the one you won't have any other relationships that are really serious anyway and so would keep you from being with her if anything changes, so why wait? Do your own thing til she's ready.