Week 15 Discussion Thread - Page 65

Ness · 12-16-2012, 11:41 PM

Borat is already on the "cool" list. I don't think he needs to worry about it.

RCAChainGang · 12-16-2012, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by farfromforgotten

Tough beat for you man. Of course I put up a league high 158 this week despite getting 1.96 from Freeman and my D/ST not yet playing. Too bad Jakey took me out last week.

Oh well, such is the life of a fantasy football player, right?

Yep this is true. It is what makes it fun.:)

cmarq83 · 12-16-2012, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Borat

Just checking in to say that I won't be saying a word this week. Do not lump me in with whatever goes down.

When you give **** out, you expect to eat it every now and again. I'm personally certainly ready for it. I've actually enjoyed what I've seen so far, We've already seen the eastern theologians come out and suggest that this victory was karmic retribution for their persecution here or something in that vein.

Borat · 12-16-2012, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by phlysac

Nah. You'll get 300 posts bashing 49ers fans and then 1 that says "not Borat."

:P

This was awesome.

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Originally Posted by Ness

Borat is already on the "cool" list. I don't think he needs to worry about it.

Nah. I've pissed off quite a few of those guys. I'm more tolerated than anything.

Brodeur · 12-16-2012, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ness

Borat is already on the "cool" list. I don't think he needs to worry about it.

The anti-cool list is just a napkin with "Ness" written on it.

MetSox17 · 12-17-2012, 12:06 AM

Eat a fat dick, Steelers.

49erNation85 · 12-17-2012, 12:28 AM

Man I'm gonna need a 49er tshirt or something to rep them in the play offs. Gonna need to order online being in Packer country.

Ness · 12-17-2012, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Brodeur

The anti-cool list is just a napkin with "Ness" written on it.

Oh no it originally says Brodeur. Probably just seems a little hard to make out after I wiped my ass with it.

VernonLawson89 · 12-17-2012, 01:12 AM

LOL flab

nobodyinparticular · 12-17-2012, 01:32 AM

I saw this when it happened and the first thing I did was call my wife over to see this man's boob hanging out the side of his pads.

TACKLE · 12-17-2012, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Ness

Oh no it originally says Brodeur. Probably just seems a little hard to make out after I wiped my ass with it.

Why did you use a napkin instead of toilet paper?

nobodyinparticular · 12-17-2012, 01:37 AM

Can somebody, anybody explain to me how the follow set of conditions can lead to the following result?

Condition 1) Brady Quinn is your starting QB. Don't laugh. This is a legitimate question.

Condition 2) Jamaal Charles is your starting RB, the ridiculous weapon that he is. You know, the guy about to set the record for YPC in a career once he gets a few more carries.

Condition 3) You are in a game in which the opposing team is unable to get a single touchdown. The game is still a 2 TD game until less than 7 min left in the game.

Result) Jamaal Charles gets 9 total rushing attempts.

Can someone please explain this to me? Anyone?

nobodyinparticular · 12-17-2012, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TACKLE

Why did you use a napkin instead of toilet paper?

Clearly some douche forgot to replace the toilet paper after they used the last of the roll.

vidae · 12-17-2012, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by nobodyinparticular

Can somebody, anybody explain to me how the follow set of conditions can lead to the following result?

Condition 1) Brady Quinn is your starting QB. Don't laugh. This is a legitimate question.

Condition 2) Jamaal Charles is your starting RB, the ridiculous weapon that he is. You know, the guy about to set the record for YPC in a career once he gets a few more carries.

Condition 3) You are in a game in which the opposing team is unable to get a single touchdown. The game is still a 2 TD game until less than 7 min left in the game.

Result) Jamaal Charles gets 9 total rushing attempts.

Can someone please explain this to me? Anyone?

Result

Romeo Crennel and Brian Daboll. I win.

And I told you for a week that this wouldn't be a close game. You owe me an ice cold Sprite the next time I'm on the west coast.

nobodyinparticular · 12-17-2012, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by vidae

Romeo Crennel. I win.

And I told you for a week that this wouldn't be a close game. You owe me an ice cold Sprite the next time I'm on the west coast.

For your sake, I truly hope Romeo Crennel is gone after this season. He had no business retaining his interim position after last season.

njx9 · 12-17-2012, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by nobodyinparticular

Can somebody, anybody explain to me how the follow set of conditions can lead to the following result?

Condition 1) Brady Quinn is your starting QB. Don't laugh. This is a legitimate question.

Condition 2) Jamaal Charles is your starting RB, the ridiculous weapon that he is. You know, the guy about to set the record for YPC in a career once he gets a few more carries.

Condition 3) You are in a game in which the opposing team is unable to get a single touchdown. The game is still a 2 TD game until less than 7 min left in the game.

Result) Jamaal Charles gets 9 total rushing attempts.

Can someone please explain this to me? Anyone?

crennel just wanted to prove that, had peyton gone to the 'obvious best team possible' in the preseason, he still would've ensured that KC would fail spectacularly.

Ness · 12-17-2012, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by nobodyinparticular

Clearly some douche forgot to replace the toilet paper after they used the last of the roll.

Unfortunately it was what it was.

Swoll_Cat · 12-17-2012, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by nobodyinparticular

Can somebody, anybody explain to me how the follow set of conditions can lead to the following result?

Condition 1) Brady Quinn is your starting QB. Don't laugh. This is a legitimate question.

Condition 2) Jamaal Charles is your starting RB, the ridiculous weapon that he is. You know, the guy about to set the record for YPC in a career once he gets a few more carries.

Condition 3) You are in a game in which the opposing team is unable to get a single touchdown. The game is still a 2 TD game until less than 7 min left in the game.

Result) Jamaal Charles gets 9 total rushing attempts.

Can someone please explain this to me? Anyone?

See "Worst QB in the NFL thread" starring brady ***** himself. HES THAT BAD and makes everyone else around him that much worse. KC's coaches, owners, and management as a whole should be admonished for allowing such an affront to the teams dignity remain on field for so long

wogitalia · 12-17-2012, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by nobodyinparticular

Can somebody, anybody explain to me how the follow set of conditions can lead to the following result?

Condition 1) Brady Quinn is your starting QB. Don't laugh. This is a legitimate question.

Condition 2) Jamaal Charles is your starting RB, the ridiculous weapon that he is. You know, the guy about to set the record for YPC in a career once he gets a few more carries.

Condition 3) You are in a game in which the opposing team is unable to get a single touchdown. The game is still a 2 TD game until less than 7 min left in the game.

Result) Jamaal Charles gets 9 total rushing attempts.

Can someone please explain this to me? Anyone?

The explanation for this is actually far more simple than his coach or anything like that...

I took Charles for my fantasy team and needed a big week from him this week.

Rosebud · 12-17-2012, 09:43 AM

The Chiefs are clearly trying to save Charles for when they stop sucking.

FUNBUNCHER · 12-17-2012, 09:50 AM

Romeo saw one of his players blow his head off two weeks ago. Maybe the HC isn't in his right frame of mind to be coaching.

Andy Reid would be so boss with the Chiefs roster, except he needs to bring a QB with him.

SuperMcGee · 12-17-2012, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Rosebud

The Chiefs are clearly trying to save Charles for when they stop sucking.

So they did take something from Chan Gailey's brief time there.

vidae · 12-17-2012, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by nobodyinparticular

For your sake, I truly hope Romeo Crennel is gone after this season. He had no business retaining his interim position after last season.

I don't see how he keeps his job. I don't see how anyone keeps their jobs.

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Originally Posted by njx9

crennel just wanted to prove that, had peyton gone to the 'obvious best team possible' in the preseason, he still would've ensured that KC would fail spectacularly.

Ugh. Can't wait until the Broncos get bounced in the first round of the playoffs so I can have the old njx back.

WCH · 12-17-2012, 10:08 AM

Mason Crosby Isn't Losing His Job.

Crosby is a talented Kicker who's having a terrible season but the Packers don't want to cut ties with him. I get that. But what the hell are they going to do about the playoffs?

Is Crosby going to suffer a phantom injury so they can stick him on IR and bring in a Kicker who isn't screwed up in the brain?

Are they going to just not attempt FGs in the playoffs? Always either go for it on fourth or punt?

Are they going to get eliminated because their headcase Kicker is a headcase!?!

BeerBaron · 12-17-2012, 10:12 AM

It's funny how kickers can just "switch off" like that. Vanderjagt is still a prime example. Every time he was trotted out it was "oh, he's the most accurate kicker in NFL history!" And then he just lost whatever "it" is that kickers need to have and never recovered.

David Akers seems to be going that way in San Fran too. He's getting older, but leg strength isn't the issue. He tied the NFL record earlier this year don't forget. But he's missing far more than he should be, looking like he did at the end of his Philly run when he could no longer hit consistently.