LIST EM. TOP 5 COACHES in the NFL

[Swoll_Cat]

who are the top 5 nfl coaches in your opinion. this is obviously entirely subjective. list em in no particular order unless you can vehemently argue that one should be ranked over another.

here is mine:

Jim Harbaugh - SF
Mike McCarthy - GB
Sean Payton - NO
Bill Belichick - NE
John Harbaugh - BAL

[Cigaro]

Do you even lift?

[Swoll_Cat]

5 days a week, 95% clean diet, and HIIT sprints every other day. dont be afraid to ask for advice if you need help getting your baby back and b!tch tits up

heres todays free tid bit:
Lift like a slave, eat like a king, sleep like a baby, look like a god...

[vidae]

Oh man this thread is so going to deliver.

[BuckeyeDan17]

I think a more interesting discussion is top 5 special teams coordinators.

[descendency]

Despite his struggles, I still think Andy Reid should be on this list.

I'd probably swap him with John Harbaugh.

I'd also have Tom Coughlin over Sean Payton, who I think just got overpaid.

[prock]

I need help with my squatting technique. Any advice there? Trying to get them thunderthighs.

[Swoll_Cat]

Originally Posted by prock

I need help with my squatting technique. Any advice there? Trying to get them thunderthighs.

EZ:
weighted lunges (dumbbells in each arm) and leg presses (FULL RANGE OF MOTION, knees to chest) till you feel like puking, throw in a squat sesh once a week (my ass gets too big if i do anymore)

wasnt kidding about the advice

[prock]

I ain't worried about my ass getting too big. Ill probably squat twice then. Any specific protein you recommend?

[Swoll_Cat]

Originally Posted by prock

I ain't worried about my ass getting too big. Ill probably squat twice then. Any specific protein you recommend?

game over, DYMATIZE SMOOTH BANANA.

if you use your protein in your food like in your oats for instance, you might wanna go for a more versatile flavor like vanilla or chocolate

[BuckeyeDan17]

Do you train people?

[PackerLegend]

Da **** is dis?

[Swoll_Cat]

Originally Posted by PackerLegend

Da **** is dis?

nothing wrong with getting a lil advice in getting your GQ up. i train so i can party once or twice a month. do both and youll soon realize all ass is 'slamable'

[b316]

What kind of suit should I wear? since you mention GQ

Grunting yay or nah?

how do i get my calfs bigger? more milk? or should I tie the down, so they don't struggle to move and have to work harder?


NE Bill
Pitt Tomlin
Harbaughs
Sean Payton

[PackerLegend]

Does dis mean I can't eat some greasy chicken? Because I absolutely love chicken... could eat that **** everyday and I ain't even black.

Then again most people say if it don't poop I'm prolly not eating it. I love meats but not that many veggies and fruits. I don't like salad so what I suppose to do. I'm 5' 11" and 165 so I ain't fat. 10% bodyfat but I think my drinking is catching me in my gut. What I do.

[Swoll_Cat]

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

What kind of suit should I wear? since you mention GQ

i bet females find you boring

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

Grunting yay or nah?

i wouldn't

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

how do i get my calfs bigger? more milk? or should I tie the down, so they don't struggle to move and have to work harder?

you can thank/blame genetics for your diamond shaped/chicken sh!t calves, but a step in the right direction would high rep weighted calf raises for days

[b316]

Originally Posted by Swoll_Cat

i bet females find you boring



i wouldn't



you can thank/blame genetics for your diamond shaped/chicken sh!t calves, but a step in the right direction would high rep weighted calf raises for days

my thighs are big, calf are still small and suckling. not chicken shiit but not fully grown, I guess i just have to give my calf time.

[CJSchneider]

[prock]

If I'm trying to increase stamina (ya know what I mean) what route should I take?

[RCAChainGang]

[Swoll_Cat]

Originally Posted by prock

If I'm trying to increase stamina (ya know what I mean) what route should I take?

tryna beast it in the sack? get hormonal w/ squats, dark chocolate, oysters

[Monomach]

[scottyboy]

what is this i dont even

[Cigaro]

If haters be hating on my swole, what I do?

[CJSchneider]