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01-30-2013, 09:09 PM
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Leave it in the mason jar then?
A friend and I brew beer, and one of the guys we play poker with decided to share what he makes - moonshine. OMG man. Super pure, high octane ****. It was like drinking out of the fuel container at an F1 race. I'll turn in my man card on that one.
The man was extremely proud that his stuff is far beyond typical hillbilly moonshine (make no mistake, this man is also a hillbilly).
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he needs to add water to that shiit. trust me I watch moonshiners I know what i'm talking about.
His formula may need adjusting, little more sugar probably do the trick.
Gotta make a real flavorful whiskey.
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01-30-2013, 09:24 PM
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moonshine caused me to get knocked out by a nascar driver. of course i was probably the most hammered i've ever been and he was completely sober so that helped.
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01-30-2013, 09:26 PM
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moonshine caused me to get knocked out by a nascar driver. of course i was probably the most hammered i've ever been and he was completely sober so that helped.
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waaahhhhtt?
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01-30-2013, 10:06 PM
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There's probably a Manti Te'o joke in here somewhere, but that would be beating a dead horse.
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To hell with the dead horse!

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01-30-2013, 10:13 PM
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waaahhhhtt?
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me and a few of my friends are good friends with 2 nascar drivers and we were at one of their house one night when i started fighting some other dude. one of the nascar drivers came in to break it up and i was so hammered i punched him in the face not knowing what was going on and then he knocked me out lol. had a gash over my lip and had to go to the hospital. its cool though cause he paid for all my hospital bills.
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01-30-2013, 10:40 PM
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me and a few of my friends are good friends with 2 nascar drivers and we were at one of their house one night when i started fighting some other dude. one of the nascar drivers came in to break it up and i was so hammered i punched him in the face not knowing what was going on and then he knocked me out lol. had a gash over my lip and had to go to the hospital. its cool though cause he paid for all my hospital bills.
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let it be known, Jensen maybe the most interesting man on this board. Only if he would frequent more and tell us of his sexapdes.
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01-31-2013, 07:23 AM
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I am requesting further detail on this moonshine/Nascar story...
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01-31-2013, 07:33 AM
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Specifically, he wants to know if the moonshine was semen-flavored.
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01-31-2013, 07:39 AM
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Specifically, he wants to know if the moonshine was semen-flavored.
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I wouldn't mind knowing, because if I find that there is any semen-flavored shine out there, I may have to limit my consumption of shine as much as possible. I've gone almost 24 years without knowing the flavor of semen, and I plan on keeping it that way. That's a risk I'm not willing to take.
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01-31-2013, 11:38 AM
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Ah yes, the classic punching a nascar driver/moonshine story.
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01-31-2013, 06:19 PM
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God i don't know why but i can't stop laughing at this.
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Hopefully this picture is alright and doesn't break any rules. If so feel free to spolier tag it or delete it. I just that it was pretty funny. If Firefly season 2-10 is waiting for me I'd be a very happy man.

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<caddy> when i visit my parents, who kinda live in the country
<caddy> i hear them having sex :(
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02-02-2013, 04:05 AM
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No, I'm not going to "Rule 10" this one. I am, however, going to point out that there would be no need for a jet-pack, and likely no John Lennon albums. The lightsaber can stay.
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02-02-2013, 09:51 AM
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Pretty much. This is why I will never trade in any game at Gamestop. You never get fair value. They'll take something back for $10 and sell it for $40.
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<caddy> when i visit my parents, who kinda live in the country
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No, I'm not going to "Rule 10" this one. I am, however, going to point out that there would be no need for a jet-pack, and likely no John Lennon albums. The lightsaber can stay.
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I could do without the Lennon albums.
Give me a lightsaber and Firefly and I would be in heaven
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Pretty much. This is why I will never trade in any game at Gamestop. You never get fair value. They'll take something back for $10 and sell it for $40.
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02-02-2013, 11:59 PM
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Rent textbook. Rent games...buy used return in 7 days
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<caddy> when i visit my parents, who kinda live in the country
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That puppy looks exactly like my dog when we first got her.
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Dammit, Corgis are cute.
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Dammit, Corgis are cute.
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Indeed. My girlfriends family has two of them and they are awesome. Whenever I go to their house I always end up playing with them all day haha.
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<caddy> when i visit my parents, who kinda live in the country
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I'd drive that thing around everywhere. Park it outside retirement homes.
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