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Old 07-23-2007, 12:18 PM    (permalink
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Jul 17 - Masturbation World Record
It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm

happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
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I could do that...........


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wow, breaking that record musta been really HARD.

i'm sure he had some STIFF competition too.

i know i couldn't even COME close to that one.

it may be a tough record to break, but i'm sure someday, a lot of guys will BEAT IT.

ok, enough lame puns...i should congratulate him...mr. new record holder; give yourself a hand.
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle2194682.ece

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China tells living Buddhas to obtain permission before they reincarnate

Tibet’s living Buddhas have been banned from reincarnation without permission from China’s atheist leaders. The ban is included in new rules intended to assert Beijing’s authority over Tibet’s restive and deeply Buddhist people.

“The so-called reincarnated living Buddha without government approval is illegal and invalid,” according to the order, which comes into effect on September 1.

The 14-part regulation issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs is aimed at limiting the influence of Tibet’s exiled god-king, the Dalai Lama, and at preventing the re-incarnation of the 72-year-old monk without approval from Beijing.
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36 orgasms in 24 hours..

can u imagine what the carpet looks liek
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His dick must be on fire.
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With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
Can't say he wasn't prepared. Gotta applaud the commitment.
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Old 08-05-2007, 10:09 PM    (permalink
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this is old but what ever

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wow thats insane. creepy, disgusting, ***,
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I would try human........
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Old 08-05-2007, 10:28 PM    (permalink
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I think it's pretty funny, I mean if the guy's willing to be eaten then there's really nothing illegal or wrong going on, so the guy should've gotten to eat a human without any reprecussion.
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Old 08-05-2007, 10:35 PM    (permalink
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Old 08-05-2007, 10:37 PM    (permalink
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he ate someones wee wee with someone else what the crap!?!?!
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Old 08-05-2007, 11:32 PM    (permalink
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I think it's pretty funny, I mean if the guy's willing to be eaten then there's really nothing illegal or wrong going on, so the guy should've gotten to eat a human without any reprecussion.
Thanks for the input, Hannibal. :D
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Old 08-05-2007, 11:42 PM    (permalink
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In March 2001 Meiwes advertised on the internet for a "young well-built man, who wanted to be eaten".
wow....that would be classic....

age....sex.....location.....taste?

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Thanks for the input, Hannibal. :D
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:07 AM    (permalink
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Jul 17 - Masturbation World Record
It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm

happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
.................................................

I could do that...........


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thats fake. my friend found that online and you can put your own name in as the record holder. he has it posted on the wall like he would actually be proud to hold that record.
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:38 AM    (permalink
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It kind of reminds me of something I heard about. So these 3 kids hit a guy on the motorcycle, and they go out to see him. It's gruesome, so they assume he's dead. They take pictures, and call all their friends, never call anyone police or anything, and drive off. A couple of minutes later, another car runs the guy over. It was determined that after the 3 kids hit him, he had a fractured skull, and with help could have survived.
I know someone that had something like that happen to him.

There is a guy that lives near my parents store. His name is Sam. Sam is probably the kindest person I know. He has his dog, his old truck and a huge heart. He does anything for anyone.

He used to hang with a bad crowd. He was the good guy in the bad crowd. One day 3 of his "buddies" had asked him if they wanted to off roading. They had 2 dirtbikes and a big ATV in their truck.

Well near dark Sam went looking for them coming up a hill. Coming up the other side in the truck they hit him. He was laying there with his eye popped out of his socket, and a skull fracture.

The pricks, knowing they had stolen the offroad equipment (ATV + 2 Dirtbikes) covered Sam with leaves and left him to die.

About 14 hours later (6AM) a guy who rides the path daily for photography, accidentally hit something and wrecked. Wondering what the hell he hit, went and found Sam near death under the leaves.

Sam was life flighted to Pittsburgh to be treated.

He is now mentally disabled and lost about 50% use of his left eye.

Then the rightful owners and police caught up to the group. They blamed it on Sam. Since Sam was now disabled he wasn't allowed to really help in his own defense because he has no recollection of his memories pre-waking up from the coma in Pittsburgh.

He was sentenced to 3 years in prison for theft and some other nonsense.

Sam is now 45, a convict(not his fault), Mentally disabled(Not his fault), and he's the greatest person I've ever met. He has a hard time with names.. he remembers mine, his wifes and his dogs.. thats it. But I hang out some times and work with him. He loves building things. Woodworking. From what I hear he was a mason. His dad was a custom woodworker and Sam took that. Sam makes some of the nicest chairs and tables I've ever seen.

So yeah, it doesn't surprise me that someone would walk past a dying woman. I learned a lot from Sam. He was a threat to no one, and yet he still was found guilty of others sins. I'm so glad to have met this man, and he is the reason I'm the man I am today.
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I would try human........
dude thats not even funny
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