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The Man Code
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08-10-2007, 07:02 PM
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Pretty sure this has been posted a while ago. Regardless, it's very funny.
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08-10-2007, 07:05 PM
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Pretty sure this has been posted a while ago. Regardless, it's very funny.
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Well that sucks, I thought I had me a gem. I guess for all the new guys, read a follow.
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08-10-2007, 07:13 PM
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31. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her.
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That's hilarious, and it is a good rule.
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the cate one made me laugh so hard!
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08-11-2007, 06:56 AM
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haha few of those are magic. I think i've broken waaaay too many of them though :(
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08-11-2007, 07:17 AM
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Other than #'s 2, 18, 39, 40 and 45, those are pretty solid.
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this made me laugh
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6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
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08-11-2007, 03:10 PM
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Yea the Man Code was posted a long time ago, about a year. The version i posted back then though was some what different...just different wording...i even posted the girls code haha....i love em
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that's because we're the only animal capable of getting it from other animals. the day a goat can milk cows, it will.
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08-11-2007, 03:24 PM
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haha few of those are magic. I think i've broken waaaay too many of them though :(
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Your Man Card is hereby revoked!
Excellent rules, but in all honesty most are no brainers and don't need to be posted.
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On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
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Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.
So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!
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08-11-2007, 03:32 PM
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Your Man Card is hereby revoked!
Excellent rules, but in all honesty most are no brainers and don't need to be posted.
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So how do I get it back?!
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What if everyone simultaneously disobeys?
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08-11-2007, 03:35 PM
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So how do I get it back?!
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By performing feats of strengths and proving your manhood of course. Whining about how to get it back is definitely winning you points though.
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SSAEL....... its a new revolution!
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On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
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Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.
So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!
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Only broken one, not bad. Pretty funny list though, nice post.
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I once broke 36, but it was the end one, I guess that still counts though. :(
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my friend said i couldnt date his sister, he never said anything about having sex with her though. :)
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my friend said i couldnt date his sister, he never said anything about having sex with her though. :)
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Its implied, for even comtemplating the thought you're in violation of the code.
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SSAEL....... its a new revolution!
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On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
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Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.
So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!
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Its implied, for even comtemplating the thought you're in violation of the code.
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Oh well, i think whoever says they havent ever broken any of those rules are liars.
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Originally Posted by BigDawg819
By performing feats of strengths and proving your manhood of course. Whining about how to get it back is definitely winning you points though.
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mmm, think whining is my best option at this point...
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so true on both
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14. If a man’s zipper is down, that’s his problem - You didn’t see nothin’.
23. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the past 24 hours his actions have caused you to think “What this guy needs is a good ass whuppin’, then you may sit back and enjoy.
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