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Old 10-07-2007, 09:33 PM    (permalink) 
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Go as a girl I just pounded......Walk bow legged




I love Halloween. You can pick up so many chicks. I mean, do you know how many 5-8 year-olds for Trick-or-Treating?
A pedophiles dream.
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ew.

i'm going as a lucha libre wrestler... or maybe as a school girl.
either way.
there's no chance.
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Wear all red (if you want to go extreme, go with red spandex). Then glue a buttload of tampons to your body. Get a tricycle, ride it. You are officially the menstrual cycle.
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Old 10-08-2007, 07:27 AM    (permalink) 
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-it's kinda been done to death, but ya could just go around shirtless and say "i'm a premature ejaculator. i just came in my pants."

otherwise, if you wanna do a duo thing, my parent's had a good one. have somebody dress in a white robe with angel wings and a name tag that says "Paul" and have the other person hang small apples from their butt. you are the twin cities-Mini Apple Ass and St. Paul.

also, last year, my wife and i went as poop. she dressed it all brown with angel wings and a halo....she was holy ****. i just wore all brown, made a pointy brown hat and a name tag that said "Jack" so of course, I was Jack ****. If you have any part of a chicken costume, chicken **** is a strong possibility for ya too.
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im gonna go as michael vick and my son is gona be a pit bull
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Old 10-14-2007, 06:29 PM    (permalink) 
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im gonna go as michael vick and my son is gona be a pit bull
You hate your son don't you?
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Old 10-14-2007, 06:32 PM    (permalink) 
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Emo kid was mine last year.
LMAO this kid at my school had the best costume last year...



And this is him normally


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Old 10-14-2007, 06:43 PM    (permalink) 
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Old 10-15-2007, 01:23 PM    (permalink) 
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Trojan Man and hand out condoms to people.
I did this last year.

Wear a gray thermal and jeans and cover an empty tissue box with aluminum foil and have condoms sticking out the flap. Draw a change thing, and boom youre an instant condom dispenser.
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I'm going as Ben from Knocked Up. Because well I look, dress and kind of act like Ben from Knocked Up. Damn Seth Rogen going and stealing my personality.
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You can take a lot of play money and chips and such from board games and glue it to a cheap hat. You're then a "salary cap".
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:11 PM    (permalink) 
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I've gone as beer pong before. Made the costume myself. You'll need a solid shirt or turtleneck. Put a piece of cardboard in between the shirt layers. Use fabric glue to affix ping pong balls and solo cups to your shirt in whatever pattern you want. I did this 3 Halloweens ago. Cost me about $20 to do the entire costume, and it went over well.
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I'm going as Ben from Knocked Up. Because well I look, dress and kind of act like Ben from Knocked Up. Damn Seth Rogen going and stealing my personality.
lol at the Charger-Raider game, people said i looked like the guy from knocked up, i get it a lot. Kinda sucks cause im not jewish lol.....but i wish i was? id be rich
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lol at the Charger-Raider game, people said i looked like the guy from knocked up, i get it a lot. Kinda sucks cause im not jewish lol.....but i wish i was? id be rich
Wow, you are an idiot.

Anyways, I think a wookie costume would be pretty hysterical, but I get the feeling it might be a bit expensive.
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Not to mention hot/sweaty/not conducive to drinking.
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I hate wearing any kind of mask on Halloween. If you're not in a position where you can drink/eat/speak normally, you're either way too into it, or way too not into imbibing.
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Last year I decided to be God's Gift to Women. Get some wrapping paper, maybe a bow or something put it on. Get a sign TO: WOMEN, FROM: GOD and put it on your chest....not hilarious, but not a terrible idea....
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Wow Americans really go all out for Halloween don't they? It's not a big deal at all over here really once you are older than like 13 or so.
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all it is, is a day were girls look like ***** and guys get drunk
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