I feel like a God!!!!!!!

KILLERSANTA · 10-28-2007, 09:44 AM

I now work(for free, for now) as part of the street team, the Zone, 95.5. Every Saturday(Maybe Thursday) I go to the party put on by 95.5. They give a camera. I take pictures of all the hot chicks, sometimes try to get them to do stuff. Also Cartman tells me stuff do to like: go get them two girls to be on the radio with me(Cartman), get that girl to be on the stage, get 10 of the hottest chicks to be in a dance off.

I truly love my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS Do you know how hard it is to "stay down". When there are 2 super hot chicks making out and one on your lap!

WinslowBodden · 10-28-2007, 09:53 AM

You know how it feels to be Winslow now?

I envy you.

Bills2083 · 10-28-2007, 09:56 AM

How did you get that job?

feel free to post pics

KILLERSANTA · 10-28-2007, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by WinslowBodden

You know how it feels to be Winslow now?

I envy you.

No, PacMan...I was making it rain with fake 1 dollar bills!

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Originally Posted by Bills2083

How did you get that job?

feel free to post pics

My friend call the radio show like everyday. During Cartman power hours. So they got him on board. Then they meant me, I'm sweet as heck. They asked if I wanted to do it, due to the fact I love me some women, I said yes.

They are making a youtube video of all the pics...I'm post that when they're done......

ironman4579 · 10-28-2007, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by KILLERSANTA

I now work(for free, for now) as part of the street team, the Zone, 95.5. Every Saturday(Maybe Thursday) I go to the party put on by 95.5. They give a camera. I take pictures of all the hot chicks, sometimes try to get them to do stuff. Also Cartman tells me stuff do to like: go get them two girls to be on the radio with me(Cartman), get that girl to be on the stage, get 10 of the hottest chicks to be in a dance off.

I truly love my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS Do you know how hard it is to "stay down". When there are 2 super hot chicks making out and one on your lap!

Who cares if you "stay down?" Let it shine big guy! If she feels the power pokin' her, she might tell the friends, word spreads, and as long as you don't completely suck in bed, you might have a hook up for awhile.

alca1992 · 10-28-2007, 10:31 AM

you *****.you stole my dream job its not fair

ccB · 10-28-2007, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by alca1992

you *****.you stole my dream job its not fair

Your dream job is to work for no money?

ATLDirtyBirds · 10-28-2007, 12:30 PM

You feel like a god? If you haven't gotten laid yet, you most certainly shouldn't.

someone447 · 10-28-2007, 01:04 PM

You may feel like a god, but I am God. So you fail. And I will smite you for your blasphemy.

Chaucer · 10-28-2007, 01:07 PM

Don't you live in Michigan?

KILLERSANTA · 10-28-2007, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by alca1992

you *****.you stole my dream job its not fair

I truly love it!

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Originally Posted by Charm City Byrdgang

Your dream job is to work for no money?

You start out with no pay, kind of like a internship, thing. Then down the road, when they really like what you do, they pay you.

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Originally Posted by Chaucer

Don't you live in Michigan?

Yes, I know it would be way better in a city like Miami. But we have a lot of hot chicks up here.

WMD · 10-28-2007, 02:03 PM

I had been feeling like God for a few weeks, and then I realized.. I am God..

It's been an easier lifestyle adjustment than you might think.

awfullyquiet · 10-28-2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by KILLERSANTA

I truly love it!

because you cant meet girls otherwise?

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You start out with no pay, kind of like a internship, thing. Then down the road, when they really like what you do, they pay you.

that sounds like you're someones slave. and then you become their *****.

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Yes, I know it would be way better in a city like Miami. But we have a lot of hot chicks up here.

uh.
it's michigan.

BrownsTown · 10-28-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lions WMD

I had been feeling like God for a few weeks, and then I realized.. I am God..

It's been an easier lifestyle adjustment than you might think.

Why didn't you smite the people that tore down your statue?

BrownsTown · 10-28-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by awfullyquiet

because you cant meet girls otherwise?

that sounds like you're someones slave. and then you become their *****.

uh.
it's michigan.

Ladies and gentleman...the rarely seen triple burn.

Freddy G · 10-28-2007, 04:02 PM

Sounds like fun. Even though your unpayed, it sounds like you basically have a job to party on the weekends.

I assume you have a paying 9-5. If not, well.....your probably pretty hungry.

Chaucer · 10-28-2007, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownsTown

Why didn't you smite the people that tore down your statue?

Only way AQ could burn someone is giving them gonaria(horrible spelling).

Moses · 10-28-2007, 04:19 PM

You would rather take pictures of girls at a nightclub instead of gaming them at a nightclub?

scottyboy · 10-28-2007, 04:39 PM

you feel like a god? i doubt you feel like Brian Leonard

awfullyquiet · 10-28-2007, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Chaucer

Only way AQ could burn someone is giving them gonaria(horrible spelling).

ah, the classic sexist comment.

if you were going to properly execute it, you shoulda used chlamydia... because most women don't know that they have chlamydia, and it's in the silent majority... (mostly because it's not symptomatic in women, and they could carry it and have zero idea)

ironman4579 · 10-28-2007, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by scottyboy

you feel like a god? i doubt you feel like Mike Hart

Fixed it for you.

KILLERSANTA · 10-28-2007, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Lions WMD

I had been feeling like God for a few weeks, and then I realized.. I am God..

It's been an easier lifestyle adjustment than you might think.

I feel like you.

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Originally Posted by awfullyquiet

because you cant meet girls otherwise?

that sounds like you're someones slave. and then you become their *****.

uh.
it's michigan.

Talk about being Jealous

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Originally Posted by Freddy G

Sounds like fun. Even though your unpayed, it sounds like you basically have a job to party on the weekends.

I assume you have a paying 9-5. If not, well.....your probably pretty hungry.

Not 9-5, I'm only 19 so I go to college. But yes, I work at Tom's(food market). What sucks, when I do start getting paid. It won't be enough to quit Tom's.

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Originally Posted by Moses

You would rather take pictures of girls at a nightclub instead of gaming them at a nightclub?

Dude, I do hit on chicks all night. You guys don't understand. I do what ever I want. Last night I was hitting on two chicks all night(trying to get a 3-some). All you have to say is "I work for the Zone," and All the women want you.....

Ravens1991 · 10-28-2007, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by KILLERSANTA

I feel like you.

Talk about being Jealous

Not 9-5, I'm only 19 so I go to college. But yes, I work at Tom's(food market). What sucks, when I do start getting paid. It won't be enough to quit Tom's.

Dude, I do hit on chicks all night. You guys don't understand. I do what ever I want. Last night I was hitting on two chicks all night(trying to get a 3-some). All you have to say is "I work for the Zone," and All the women want you.....

how did that work out for you, did you get anyone of them?

KILLERSANTA · 10-28-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ravens1991

how did that work out for you, did you get anyone of them?

I'm stilling working on it. I told them I would meet them there next Saturday. I don't want to move too fast and mess this up. So if they do come, I could be a very very happy man.

Turtlepower · 10-28-2007, 07:02 PM

You have an unpaid internship. Believe me, life will get better.