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Old 10-29-2007, 11:15 PM    (permalink) 
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I believe it was an hour. Could be wrong.
Geez, drinking that much of any liquid would kill you in an hour. I haven't seen anyone able to shotgun or funnel more than 4 beers consecutively without puking. Your stomach can only hold so much.
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Old 10-29-2007, 11:18 PM    (permalink) 
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I thought it was pretty obvious. A keg can get dusted by 10 guys as fast as it pumps out.
One keg= Around 7 cases= 168

So thats over 500 beers but I forgot that is just a warmup for you Lords of Beer.
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Old 10-29-2007, 11:21 PM    (permalink) 
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One keg= Around 7 cases= 168

So thats over 500 beers but I forgot that is just a warmup for you Lords of Beer.
Well when there's a hundred people or more 500 beers doesn't stretch very far. Most keggers tend to be bigger, not just get togethers of some buddies.
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Old 10-29-2007, 11:30 PM    (permalink) 
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nah its less than that. i personally hate keggers, just get a plastic tub and pour cases in them, its easier for people to get. whenever theres a keg theres about 100 ppl huddled around it. i like to man the keg for a little bit, refill whenever
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Old 10-29-2007, 11:44 PM    (permalink) 
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nah its less than that. i personally hate keggers, just get a plastic tub and pour cases in them, its easier for people to get. whenever theres a keg theres about 100 ppl huddled around it. i like to man the keg for a little bit, refill whenever
That's why you tap more than one keg at once or get a kegerator.
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That's why you tap more than one keg at once or get a kegerator.
dont tell me. im not holding the partys
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Old 10-30-2007, 12:01 AM    (permalink) 
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nah its less than that. i personally hate keggers, just get a plastic tub and pour cases in them, its easier for people to get. whenever theres a keg theres about 100 ppl huddled around it. i like to man the keg for a little bit, refill whenever
Thats the beauty of multiple kegs, 2 1/2 barrels > 1 full barrel
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One of the more hilarious times of the year here is when people get their class rings, it's a big deal for some reason. The tradition (called The Ring Dunk) is you are supposed to drop your ring into a pitcher of beer and chug the pitcher to get your ring. What's hilarious is that you see people chugging a pitchers and subsequently throwing up in that week where they are handed out. I saw several people chug a pitcher in like 30 seconds and then vomit it up. Which is funny to me, maybe not to others.
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well i went to see the Hot Hot Heat last night at the house of blues. Fantastic show by the way. anyways we had done some parking lot binge drinking jager and red bull, i had about half of an 1/5th. then we go to dinner have 4 dinner beers. eat light.(3 split an appetizer) go in get 2 beers right away. then vodka red bull's. first act comes on and they ****** rock the house(honestly might have out performed the heat) after about 40 mins of rubbing ass and tits and jumping around i feel a lil queasy, so i head to the bar to get a sprite to settle my stomach. right as i order my drink the puke comes out of my mouth like a shotgun blast. i tried to shield it with my hand but that just added to the splatter effect. i ran like hell and hid in the bathroom for like 10 mins(didn't want to get kicked out and miss the heat) when i came out there was sawdust all over the bar and luckily no one knew who puked! (sweet!) then HEAT came on and the ****** night was on. i still can't talk above a whisper.
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Anyone ever tell you that 26% of making a good joke is timing?

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Shoot, Thread should be lock after two pages. Who has time to look though 4 pages?
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