Picking up chicks on Facebook - Page 2

diabsoule · 11-07-2007, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Chaucer

Lately I have been adding people I went to highschool with but never really gave the time of day just to add to my reputation, but I don't think anyone is impressed by my friend count.

I am. I'd do you if you know, I had a vagina and was into friend counts.

brat316 · 11-07-2007, 01:02 AM

what girls dont like guys with like 5,000 friends, obviously he know everyone and must be the coolest person ever.

Cashmoney · 11-07-2007, 01:05 AM

just think of it this way, the fewer friends you have the more time you'll have to spend with the girls, thats what they think. or at least thats what you can tell yourself.

Xiomera · 11-07-2007, 07:05 AM

Wow, this thread is quite pathetic.

RyanLeaf#1 · 11-07-2007, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Xiomera

Wow, this thread is quite pathetic.

I agree 100% if you need facebook to get girls you have some issues. Thats like stalker **** right there.

DChess · 11-07-2007, 07:09 AM

some people dont have a sense of humor..........

NYGibril28 · 11-07-2007, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by RyanLeaf#1

I agree 100% if you need facebook to get girls you have some issues. Thats like stalker **** right there.

lol...i think the thread was intended to be a joke, but people took it seriously, some, maybe

DChess · 11-07-2007, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by NYGibril28

lol...i think the thread was intended to be a joke, but people took it seriously, some, maybe

i was wrong, people do get jokes!!!

NYGibril28 · 11-07-2007, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DChess

i was wrong, people do get jokes!!!

Jokes are nice! YES

Can you teach me to make 'not' joke

DChess · 11-07-2007, 07:12 AM

your suit is black.....

NYGibril28 · 11-07-2007, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DChess

your suit is black.....

no it is grey

DChess · 11-07-2007, 07:16 AM

NOT!!!!!!!!!!

RyanLeaf#1 · 11-07-2007, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by NYGibril28

lol...i think the thread was intended to be a joke, but people took it seriously, some, maybe

The sad thing is some people probably try to use facebook and myspace to get girls.

Brent · 11-07-2007, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Chaucer

Anyone have some advice? I need some tips.

Tips:
1) Leave your computer
2) Dress well
3) Go to a bar
4) Talk to a girl

bearsfan_51 · 11-07-2007, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BrentN

Tips:
1) Leave your computer
2) Dress well
3) Go to a bar
4) Talk to a girl

So what you're saying is that you need to be well dressed and the girl has to be drunk for you to impress her?

What exactly would the point of #4 be then? Couldn't you just show her the tag on your shirt and buy her a martini?

dabears10 · 11-07-2007, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by bearsfan_51

So what you're saying is that you need to be well dressed and the girl has to be drunk for you to impress her?

What exactly would the point of #4 be then? Couldn't you just show her the tag on your shirt and buy her a martini?

Watch it chief, not a martini, JAGERBOMB. I got a new haircut.

jballa838 · 11-07-2007, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dabears10

Watch it chief, not a martini, JAGERBOMB. I got a new haircut.

f**kin skanks.

11-07-2007, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BrentN

Tips:
1) Leave your computer
2) Dress well
3) Go to a bar
4) Talk to a girl

Considering the majority of this site consists of high schoolers I don't think this series of events is going to work well.

scottyboy · 11-07-2007, 05:33 PM

i just walk into a bar, go to an area with many girls, and pull down my pants. The ones who are put on their protective eyewear and dont get poked in the eye, usually go home with me.

KILLERSANTA · 11-07-2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chaucer

Lately I have been adding people I went to highschool with but never really gave the time of day just to add to my reputation, but I don't think anyone is impressed by my friend count.

My friend count is 25....I just deleted like 20 "friends". Friend count is ********. I only keep real friends.

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Originally Posted by dabears10

Don't do it.
You know there is this crazy new idea called verbal communication with out telephones or computers. You walk up to the woman you want to talk to and say something along the lines of "Hey, My name is X." It's supposed to be wild.

Does telling women your name is X really work?

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Originally Posted by bearsfan_51

I prefer the club and rape method.

What kind of club do you have? I'm not trying to show off or anything. But I got the new 900Z.

__________________________________________________ ______

Why I hate Myspace, It starts at the bottom:

Same here.
Haha.
ttyl.
bye bye

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Justin
Date: Jun 21, 2007 9:04 PM

Yup......Well have fun, I'm going to go do something. Not sure what yet, But something......

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: BRITTNEY[♥]™
Date: Jun 21, 2007 8:59 PM

Yeah, me too.
There's nothing to do.
And I hate that!!
: [

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Justin
Date: Jun 21, 2007 8:58 PM

Don't know, Just bored

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: BRITTNEY[♥]™
Date: Jun 21, 2007 8:58 PM

you're welcome
so what's up?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Justin
Date: Jun 21, 2007 8:57 PM

Thanks...I guess :)

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: BRITTNEY[♥]™
Date: Jun 21, 2007 8:52 PM

That's not being mean.
But no, you don't know me.
I added you cause I thought you were cute.

I said "I'm not trying to be mean, but do I know you"......

I wouldn't be mad, but she wasn't hot.......Like every few months I get ugly chicks hitting on me.....

'cuse-213 · 11-07-2007, 05:58 PM

Ive been stalked before. True Story. I would show you the picture of the girl, but 1) I dont want you to throw up and 2) I think thats illegal?

neko4 · 11-07-2007, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dabears10

Don't do it.
You know there is this crazy new idea called verbal communication with out telephones or computers. You walk up to the woman you want to talk to and say something along the lines of "Hey, My name is X." It's supposed to be wild.

dude tell me more!!!!

dabears10 · 11-07-2007, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by neko4

dude tell me more!!!!

Also after a successful encounter, you can ask her on something the species calls a "date". It's where you and the female go to some event with one another.
Crazy......

jballa838 · 11-07-2007, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dabears10

Also after a successful encounter, you can ask her on something the species calls a "date". It's where you and the female go to some event with one another.
Crazy......

how does this "date" end usually?

scottyboy · 11-07-2007, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jballa838

how does this "date" end usually?

it depends. Some possibilities...
A) Waking up with a headache and a fat ugly chick next to you in bed
B) Waking up to a skank who calls up 2 months later telling you she's pregnant
or if you're like me...
C) Waking up with a super hot girl who was all over you that night and wants to just stay with you and have you bone her every night for the next week, untill she catches you with yoda's mom, leaves you.(repeat step with different random girl)