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Old 11-15-2007, 07:47 PM    (permalink
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So i went around to my mates place last night, the door was open so i let myself in but i couldn't find him anywhere. I needed to relieve myself so i headed to the tiolet, opened the door and there he was, wiping his ass standing up.
Dumbfounded i asked 'what the **** are you doing?'
He had no idea what i was talking about so i asked why he was standing up to wipe his ass, he said he'd always done it that way and then proceeded to freak out when he found i wiped while sitting with a strategic little lean.

So the question is, do you wipe standing or sitting?

(and yes i realise it's weird we had a full conversation while he was naked, but this kid is so regularly naked i come to expect it)
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Standing is so much better.
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I've heard this question many times. People do it one way or the other and are dumbfounded when people find out others do it differently.

I've always been a sitter but I have tried standing also. I felt it awkward because in public stalls I'm pretty tall and standing means my head is protruding over the top of the stall.
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How can you be sitted and wipe yourself at the same time :O
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me too. when having this discussion, people think i'm weird. high five for making me feel normal despite my obvious unhealthy Brian Leonard man crush!!
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How can you be sitted and wipe yourself at the same time :O
Same way girls do it...
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yea but what about the icebox? we don't know if she pees sitting or standing up. that question was never answered in little giants
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It's called comfortable, haha. Can't believe we have so many standers already. And a squatter? what the ****? talk about a burn on the quads
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People stand?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

How in my 21 years have I never known that?!?!?!!?!?
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good edit... I call mine Big Smokey Joe.

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thats exactly how i felt, how do you get a thorough clean?
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thats exactly how i felt, how do you get a thorough clean?
by leaning a little bit.
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I lean forward and wipe from front to back... Your dick wouldn't get in the way unless you fold it back in your ass crack.
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by leaning a little bit.
Ohhh ok, so its the same basic technique as the sitters, just we're lazier and don't like to standing at any time when not needed
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