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Old 11-15-2007, 08:04 PM    (permalink
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dude i ALWAYS do it sitting
I just lift up my sack and wipe. Too lazy to stand up or lean or anything like that. Too much pressure on the quadriceps and hamstrings.
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:13 PM    (permalink
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I had no idea people stood up. That's just awkward and I would never do that.
Anyways, one question. Have any of you guys ever taken a dump and then had ur a-sshole be perfectly clean and not even have to wipe? Never happened to me, but a couple friends of mine said they have.
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I had no idea people stood up. That's just awkward and I would never do that.
Anyways, one question. Have any of you guys ever taken a dump and then had ur a-sshole be perfectly clean and not even have to wipe? Never happened to me, but a couple friends of mine said they have.
Yes, we pretty much had a whole thread on that. It's called a no wiper.....
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No Wiper is the best thing ever,
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:22 PM    (permalink
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I had no idea people stood up. That's just awkward and I would never do that.
Anyways, one question. Have any of you guys ever taken a dump and then had ur a-sshole be perfectly clean and not even have to wipe? Never happened to me, but a couple friends of mine said they have.
You've never had one? my friend you've never lived
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:25 PM    (permalink
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Yes, we pretty much had a whole thread on that. It's called a no wiper.....
where I come from its referred to as a "Ghost"
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I just stand.

But if you have a beday, you have to stand up, move, THEN you sit.
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:31 PM    (permalink
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no wiper is the best. It saves you only like a minute, but it is awesome.

A wet sloppy one is the worse. I pretty much have to stand there wiping for 10 minutes and then the toilet gets stuffed.

Or, how about the A-Bomber... you know, it's just a ball sized piece of crap that explodes on impact with the water and your ass gets soaked. Those are no fun.
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i sit it feels way to awkward to stand up. btw how would you know if you have a ghost? how would you know its not dirty? do you have a mirror system or you check with your hand
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:32 PM    (permalink
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dude F!! How come I've never had a god damn no wiper? How do you guys do it?
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:33 PM    (permalink
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i sit it feels way to awkward to stand up. btw how would you know if you have a ghost? how would you know its not dirty? do you have a mirror system or you check with your hand
just wipe once and be like omg it's clean
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:44 PM    (permalink
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just wipe once and be like omg it's clean
How would you know loser? Come and talk to us when youve had one
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:48 PM    (permalink
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There is one thing better than a no wiper. That is, them free sample downloads on XXX sites. I hate when you can't download them, that pisses me off!
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i have had this conversation many times with friends and most are standers or some version. I stand but because of the worry of short stalls not all the way up.
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I've tried standing, most awkward tinhg i've ever done...

I wipe with my left though, and I have never had a no wiper...
I'm weird :D
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I wipe everytime. Does anyone here sometimes not wipe and just assume they are good?
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Is someone talking? i believe this is a no-wiper only area
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