Funny Pictures Thread

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[JLaw45]

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[brat316]

America

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[Gay Ork Wang]

God I hate stupidity

[Borat]

Originally Posted by *** Ork Wang

God I hate stupidity

That was awesome.

[Gay Ork Wang]

i dont even understand it, i mean she understood 1 dollar is not 1 cent and 0.5 dollars are not 0.5 cents. So why didnt she understand that 0.002 dollars and 0.002 cents are different >.<

[Borat]

Originally Posted by *** Ork Wang

i dont even understand it, i mean she understood 1 dollar is not 1 cent and 0.5 dollars are not 0.5 cents. So why didnt she understand that 0.002 dollars and 0.002 cents are different >.<

Yeah, that was the best part.

"You understand that A is different than B ... YES
You understand that half of A is different than half of B ... YES
You understand that .002 of A is different than .002 of B .... NO. I'm not a mathematician."

LOL.

[Gay Ork Wang]

"Its a matter of opinion i guess"

I was like...wait

[gameplaya2435]

Too stupid to be real.

[Gay Ork Wang]

[gameplaya2435]

"I mean the rape stats." Lulz

[brat316]

Originally Posted by gameplaya2435

Too stupid to be real.

No thats pretty really people are that stupid. Its technically verzion's fault for not realizing a basic conversion. 100 cents = $1. not $100.

That guy would be paying what i think 7.8 something dollars for all those KB he used.

[Malaka]

That was unbelievably hilarious... omg, was that live? I think he had to be fired, but Nancy acted like a complete ***** to him, he's still a dumb ass.

[brat316]

Originally Posted by Malaka

That was unbelievably hilarious... omg, was that live? I think he had to be fired, but Nancy acted like a complete ***** to him, he's still a dumb ass.

ahahah why do I care about college stats,...I mean the rape stats. ahahah clearly he fault, who says rape stats, rape facts, evedience pertaining to the rape that would be better.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

That Duke rape can't be real. They had the board all set up with the scores.

[Bosanac01]

lol Rape Stats, wtf. That was embarassing for the station.

[Bosanac01]

[tjsunstein]

Im calling fake on that one. Shes wearing jeans and it takes a little longer than a split second for her to feel the heat through them.

[BeerBaron]

Originally Posted by tjsunstein

Im calling fake on that one. Shes wearing jeans and it takes a little longer than a split second for her to feel the heat through them.

I dunno...if that burner is on pretty high it could be.

Those are skin tight girls jeans...I bet you can feel through them pretty quick.

[Halsey]

The guy just happened to set the camera up at the perfect angle to get the shot, there was no visible sign that anything had been burned, there was no sound of anything burning and if she were burned wouldn't being mad at him be secondary to the fact that she just got burned.

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