I heard that Sylvester Stallone wrote The Expendables with The Alex in mind. He had to keep it realistic though and split The Alex's abilities into multiple characters. Stallone thought that critics would pan it for being too far-fetched if he just had one character effing everyone up.
The end. Cut to black. Audience goes ****ing ape****.
Location: Hiding behind Wilfork to covertly deflate balls
They deleted it because . . . why? . . . because they don't want anyone to think they have a sense of humor? That's a step up from some of the crap they've produced with those bears they use as a mascot.