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don't feel bad for fatties.
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he's a ******* genius. those are, without a doubt, the two hottest women to ever lay hands on him.
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The other day I was talking to this chubby kid and he was talking about how he started to get fat when he got asthma and how the medication is what made him fat. He told me this as he was eating a foot-long spicy Italian hoagie with doritos and a coke (which is his lunch every single time I run into him at the cafeteria) as well as proceeded to tell me that he's nervous the local bar that has a "wing night" every Monday might be closed on labor day.
I normally don't have anything against fat people especially if they aren't morbidly obese or anything considering I used to be fat myself, but it's funny when they convince themselves it's not their fault they're fat.
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09-03-2010, 01:24 PM
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he's a ******* genius. those are, without a doubt, the two hottest women to ever lay hands on him.
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Yeah, that's probably the first time he's been touched by a woman in years. Smart move fat man, smart move.
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The other day I was talking to this chubby kid and he was talking about how he started to get fat when he got asthma and how the medication is what made him fat. He told me this as he was eating a foot-long spicy Italian hoagie with doritos and a coke (which is his lunch every single time I run into him at the cafeteria) as well as proceeded to tell me that he's nervous the local bar that has a "wing night" every Monday might be closed on labor day.
I normally don't have anything against fat people especially if they aren't morbidly obese or anything considering I used to be fat myself, but it's funny when they convince themselves it's not their fault they're fat.
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I feel the same exact way. The people who blame a medication or a thyroid condition or some such thing might never truly be skinny no matter how hard they try, but I bet DAMN well that they'd lose a lot of weight if they stopped stuffing their faces and got a little exercise.
Even if they just watch their portion sizes and went for a walk every day, they'd probably lose a good deal of weight just in a years time.
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I laughed for a couple minutes at that one hobbes, mostly just due to the looks on that hamster's(or gerbil's, I don't know which it is) face.
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Yeah that was just ******* gold. Laughed for a solid minute.
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cocaine bear > sweeping hamster
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09-03-2010, 06:12 PM
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Awesome. Us MMO nerds thank you for the post. :-)
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Who wants a Red Bull?
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the original version of that pic with the spiders is ******* terrifying. I ******* hate spiders.
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the original version of that pic with the spiders is ******* terrifying. I ******* hate spiders.
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unless those bitches are here to suck my dick, they wont do ****.
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I'm not really scared of bugs, although I don't really like to have to smash them. I used to be terrified of cockroaches - I was 13 and went up in my attic and had a straight up temper tantrum when I saw them in the dark. However, I got over it.
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I agree!

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I just can't stand Kevin Costner. He is horrible. Even when he's in good movies I want someone else to play his part. Ugh.
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the original version of that pic with the spiders is ******* terrifying. I ******* hate spiders.
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For this same reason, I can never, ever, ever go to Australia. I once saw a spider on the outside of my apartment window about the size of my hand and blew 3/4 of a can of raid on it. The thing was literally white with the bubbles from the spray, and it still managed to climb up til I couldn't see it anymore...
If I EVER saw one of the ones like they have down in Aussie land that are bigger than ******* frisbees.......I'd die on the spot.
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If I EVER saw one of the ones like they have down in Aussie land that are bigger than ******* frisbees.......I'd die on the spot.
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Lol they really arent that bad ;)
I can still remember I used to use spiders to torment my sister and anyone else afraid of them, key is just to learn which ones you need to stomp on and which ones you can pick up and throw at people!
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