Funny Pictures Thread

[TitleTown088]

Originally Posted by vikes_28

When I was in high school I knew a kid who did something like that. Only it was with his clothes on and it was in a school cafeteria. The kid jumped from table to table and there was a bench sort of thing surrounding the cafeteria. He jumped on about 14 tables before he jumped on this bench and ran down the adjacent hallway, followed by 3 teachers, an asst. principal, and the school police officer. The officer came out holding the kid with his hands behind his back. The school cafeteria erupted in cheers. Cool story right?

There's benches around the Cafeteria at Lincoln...?

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

My school had a police officer, I first saw him in tenth grade and saw him maybe twice more before I graduated. No one ever did anything too outlandish. My best story is this:

When I was in grade 10, the 360 had just recently come out, so my buddy Kyle(definite bad influence, still is to this day haha) was like yo, lets skip drama class and go to Future Shop to play it. I said sure. Only problem was I had the same teacher for drama and English. And she was gone, so we had a sub. Normally a good situation, but for some reason this sub picked on me. I don't get it, but when I was in English class, I always sat next to probably the most disruptive kid in the class, and for some reason she decided to target me when I clearly was not the problem. So she knew me. As drama class was starting I was standing near the curtains on the stage and she said "Chris! Stay away from the curtains or you're going to the principal's office!" So I was like geez, wtf. So anyway, I stayed long enough to get recorded as being there, and then me and Kyle made our exit.

When we got back, I was really scared because I had never skipped before and I woulda been in big trouble if my parents knew. But it turns out while we were gone, this one guy, Craig, piled up all of the boxes on the stage(there were like 12) and sat on top of a tower he built from them. The teacher couldn't get him down, so like 2 VPs came in, a couple of resource teachers, and finally one of them managed to push him down. And no one ever knew I was gone.

[vikes_28]

Originally Posted by TitleTown088

There's benches around the Cafeteria at Lincoln...?

I went to Roosevelt for 3 years pal.

[TitleTown088]

Originally Posted by vikes_28

I went to Roosevelt for 3 years pal.

That's too bad.

[Hollywood]

Originally Posted by MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)

My school had a police officer, I first saw him in tenth grade and saw him maybe twice more before I graduated. No one ever did anything too outlandish. My best story is this:

When I was in grade 10, the 360 had just recently come out, so my buddy Kyle(definite bad influence, still is to this day haha) was like yo, lets skip drama class and go to Future Shop to play it. I said sure. Only problem was I had the same teacher for drama and English. And she was gone, so we had a sub. Normally a good situation, but for some reason this sub picked on me. I don't get it, but when I was in English class, I always sat next to probably the most disruptive kid in the class, and for some reason she decided to target me when I clearly was not the problem. So she knew me. As drama class was starting I was standing near the curtains on the stage and she said "Chris! Stay away from the curtains or you're going to the principal's office!" So I was like geez, wtf. So anyway, I stayed long enough to get recorded as being there, and then me and Kyle made our exit.

When we got back, I was really scared because I had never skipped before and I woulda been in big trouble if my parents knew. But it turns out while we were gone, this one guy, Craig, piled up all of the boxes on the stage(there were like 12) and sat on top of a tower he built from them. The teacher couldn't get him down, so like 2 VPs came in, a couple of resource teachers, and finally one of them managed to push him down. And no one ever knew I was gone.

Worst 'best story' ever.

[Stash]

[Hollywood]

haha that was epic...

[TitanHope]

Read every single bachelor frog, and laugh at how much you relate.

Temporarily feel bad about self, but quickly come to accept it and continue laughing.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Originally Posted by TitanHope

Read every single bachelor frog, and laugh at how much you relate.

Temporarily feel bad about self, but quickly come to accept it and continue laughing.

You and I must have been separated at birth.

[BeerBaron]

At least 75% of those apply directly to me. 99% apply to at least one person I know.

[yo123]

I was laughing so hard I was crying by the end of that. Those just hit way too close to home.

[SuperMcGee]

"Lay Quieter"

So true.

[BeerBaron]

The one "Empty fast food bag = mini-trash can" is so epically true.

Now, empty beer case = bigger trash can.

[Job]

Who the **** can't spell Halloween?

[Hollywood]

Originally Posted by SuperMcgee

"Lay Quieter"

So true.

That and 'computer desk only has room for monitor and keyboard AND 50 BEER CANS!' made me LOL the hardest. or 'no fapping for 1 day MASTER OF SELF CONTROL'. ha.

[wogitalia]

That thing is so scarily about me... like 80% I have done at some point.

The best for me was Bedtime, move crap to desk. Daytime move crap to bed.

[Scotty D]

Is this real or set up?

[fenikz]

yes they all fit me, last one is perfect though

[Bosanac01]

Good you guys relate too, I thought I was the only one. About 85% for me, haha that is awesome.

[Brent]

"table has room for monitor, keyboard and 50 soda cans"

hit a little close to home

[General Zod]

"2pm phone ring...try to sound like you didnt just wake up"

I think we've all done that before lol

"Were you asleep?"

"Oh no, I was up"

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by TitanHope

Read every single bachelor frog, and laugh at how much you relate.

Temporarily feel bad about self, but quickly come to accept it and continue laughing.

Originally Posted by VoodooMonkey

You and I must have been separated at birth.

That would make you my long lost children. Let's celebrate over a glass of cereal.

[Paul]

"Friend wants you use your computer"

"PANIC"

[The Unseen]

I can relate to many of those myself. I love the Socially Awkward Penguin insertion

[The_Dude]

i loved the lone socially awkward penguin.

i used to relate to the majority of the bachelor frog memes, but then i got married and I can only think about the "good old days". still hilarious though.