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oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.
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06-01-2012, 02:22 PM
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There are a lot of proud parents being represented well there.
Also, how many STDs do these chicks share amongst themselves?
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06-01-2012, 02:27 PM
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There are a lot of proud parents being represented well there.
Also, how many C-sections do these chicks share amongst themselves?
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Just putting a different spin on it...
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06-01-2012, 02:30 PM
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Yeah, unfortunately none of those girls are particularly attractive.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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06-01-2012, 02:32 PM
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Yeah, unfortunately none of those girls are particularly attractive.
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Meh. Internet standards are always high. It's difficult to get a particularly good look at any of them, but I'd take a swing if I met them at a bar.
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Yeah, the two kissing you can't really judge. I don't like tattoos so the Asian is out. But I'd take a ride on the bride or the classy ***** on the right if I has a beer or two in my belly.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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06-01-2012, 02:43 PM
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I dig tattoos but the fake bake orange is a huge negative for me.
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06-01-2012, 02:59 PM
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You can't see either in the dark.
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You can't see either in the dark.
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boom, CJ nailed it
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06-01-2012, 03:02 PM
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You can't see either in the dark.
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I made nearly that identical argument a few weeks ago concerning another trashy broad posted in this thread. I feel it still applies.
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Ehh, minus the Tattoos, she has a pretty nice body and her face isn't terrible. In the dark, you can't see the tats. I certainly wouldn't bring her home to meet my parents, but I would hit-it-and-quit-it.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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06-01-2012, 03:04 PM
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Ah, the interwebz . . . where everyone bangs supermodels only.
Aside from maybe the thickest of those 6 biddies, just about everyone saying otherwise would be more than happy to shag 'em in the non-cyber world.
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06-01-2012, 03:10 PM
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Ah, the interwebz . . . where everyone bangs supermodels only.
Aside from maybe the thickest of those 6 biddies, just about everyone saying otherwise would be more than happy to shag 'em in the non-cyber world.
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If I was drunk and single, I would maybe hook up. I am repulsed by skank. Those chicks are strippers, I can almost guarantee it.
I don't need supermodels, I just don't want to think that I'm getting the Herps or worse when I'm banging someone.
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06-01-2012, 03:30 PM
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that awkward moment when i can't see the picture because it's blocked at my stupid school in italy...
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06-01-2012, 03:40 PM
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Yeah, i'm with JJ, skank is tough to wash off, i'm not particularly attracted to girls that look like they get trained at beer pong night every friday.
I'd totally do the bride though.
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If I was drunk and single, I would maybe hook up. I am repulsed by skank. Those chicks are strippers, I can almost guarantee it.
I don't need supermodels, I just don't want to think that I'm getting the Herps or worse when I'm banging someone.
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Yeah, i'm with JJ, skank is tough to wash off, i'm not particularly attracted to girls that look like they get trained at beer pong night every friday.
I'd totally do the bride though.
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Agreed with both guys.
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If I met any of those girls out at a bar I would most likely take any of them home without question. They all are at least decent.
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The girl on the right of the pair that are kissing, looks like a softball playing lesbian.
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Nope. Not Really. And I guarantee you I have more knowledge on life than you by the posts I keep seeing you write in here.
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06-01-2012, 04:15 PM
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If I met any of those girls out at a bar I would most likely take any of them home without question. They all are at least decent.
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I hope you have good insurance for those antibiotics.
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06-01-2012, 04:26 PM
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I've said it before and I'll say it again - "Poor choices make awesome stories."
I'm with Jvig on this one.
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06-01-2012, 04:28 PM
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That's cool, i can hear your story about how you caught the clap without having to actually go through it.
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That's cool, i can hear your story about how you caught the clap without having to actually go through it.
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This.
I have lower standards than a lot on here, but I dont go putting myself in positions to have it burn when I piss or need a tetanus shot.
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That's cool, i can hear your story about how you banged a trashy looking yet hot bride's maid while I sat at home and fapped.
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That's definitely a stripper's wedding.
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