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Worst Thing to Break at a House Party?
Ok so the inspiration for this thread comes from a party i threw at a friends house this past week. He went away for a hockey camp and his parents went with him to sight-see or something. So I decide I'm going to throw a small "get-together" with my friend, Addie. So we get a few 30s and invite like 15 kids and ya know have a good night playing pong and stuff. Interesting side note one of my friends passed out cold in the drive way outside. So now around 12 the first group leaves and I was like okay tonight went well nothing happened. I then hear a doorbell ring so I go to get it. I open the door and 40 new, kinda sketchy kids are outside drinking and spraying my friend whose passed out with a hose. So naturally I gladly invite them in because they had alot of beer and a funnel. So right away **** went bad... They found the liquor cabinet and drained about 6 full bottles of assorted really expensive vodka. Then I decide to take my friend's dad's Audi TT out for a joy ride (we hit 95 mph in a community with lots of trees and hills all side roads). I come back and my friend Addie comes up to me and she is freaking out. She takes me out to the deck and points to where a very large and expensive glass table should be. Then i look over the deck and there is the frame of the table on top of a mound of shattered glass....
All in all we spent the next 2 days cleaning and we bought a new 400 dollar table to replace the broken one haha. So when his parents came home they knew immediately that a party was there (we 1 beer bottle). So after confessing about everything but the table they look at me and addie and just start laughing hysterically... haha
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08-05-2007, 04:51 PM
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Well we have a big screen tv in the front room im pretty sure that would be pretty obvious if that was broken.
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The house.
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08-05-2007, 05:01 PM
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Wow, your friend let you have a party at his house without him there, that's godly. Thats a real friend if you ask me.
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08-05-2007, 05:02 PM
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08-05-2007, 05:07 PM
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a party in my city made the news cause after the party was done, the house was deemed unliveable for about two months, there was that much structural damage. So KILLERSANTA is right, the house
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08-05-2007, 05:09 PM
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a party in my city made the news cause after the party was done, the house was deemed unliveable for about two months, there was that much structural damage. So KILLERSANTA is right, the house
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wtf is it like if u give me beer, ill let u wack the house with a sledge hammer? damn canadians
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08-05-2007, 05:14 PM
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wtf is it like if u give me beer, ill let u wack the house with a sledge hammer? damn canadians
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Don't be jealous of our parties.
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08-05-2007, 05:16 PM
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so what do canadians Drink? Natural Ice? Canada Dry? heh heh. but seriously what u drink
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08-05-2007, 05:23 PM
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so what do canadians Drink? Natural Ice? Canada Dry? heh heh. but seriously what u drink
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labatt blue my friend...
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a fish tank... or better yet, a shark tank.
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08-05-2007, 06:13 PM
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A situation like this actually happened to me, not to the extent of things getting broken or stolen but it was still pretty bad....
My friend and his family all left town to go to Vegas, so with his permission, my other buddy and I decided it would be good idea to throw a party over there. Well a typical stupid lightweight" chick decides to drink too much vodka and throw up all over the nice white couch in the living room, so since it was my buddy that invited her over he told me that he would stay over and clean up in the morning.
Well, the next morning he ended up going to get food before thinking about cleaning any of the house. Real good decision, since the people watching the house came in to check on their cat while they were gone and found all the beer cans and vomit....
So we ended up cleaning the whole place, and had to do a lot of explaining to his parents :D
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08-05-2007, 07:22 PM
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a party in my city made the news cause after the party was done, the house was deemed unliveable for about two months, there was that much structural damage. So KILLERSANTA is right, the house
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I'm never wrong........
I never broke a house, but I did put a hole in a frined sealing. People were jumping trying to touch his sealing(It's kinda high). Then, me being cocky(like normal) said I could do it on one leg. So, I jumped as high as I could(on one leg) and put a hole in his sealing.
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I'm never wrong........
I never broke a house, but I did put a hole in a frined sealing. People were jumping trying to touch his sealing(It's kinda high). Then, me being cocky(like normal) said I could do it on one leg. So, I jumped as high as I could(on one leg) and put a hole in his sealing.
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ceiling.
Anyway, we broke my friends wall once, but he was just moving in so we hid it with moving boxes and spackled it all nice the next weekend
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08-05-2007, 07:25 PM
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The rubber.
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Originally Posted by KILLERSANTA
I'm never wrong........
I never broke a house, but I did put a hole in a frined sealing. People were jumping trying to touch his sealing(It's kinda high). Then, me being cocky(like normal) said I could do it on one leg. So, I jumped as high as I could(on one leg) and put a hole in his sealing.
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Sounds like a horrible party.
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ceiling.
Anyway, we broke my friends wall once, but he was just moving in so we hid it with moving boxes and spackled it all nice the next weekend
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Yeah, I'm retarted......
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Sounds like a horrible party.
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It's happen early, by the end I couldn't even walk.......
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I <3 that beer! :D
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i fell through the attic into my sisters room but i caught myself holding onto a pipe and then starting doing pull ups to play it off..half of it is true at least
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Ok so the inspiration for this thread comes from a party i threw at a friends house this past week. He went away for a hockey camp and his parents went with him to sight-see or something. So I decide I'm going to throw a small "get-together" with my friend, Addie. So we get a few 30s and invite like 15 kids and ya know have a good night playing pong and stuff. Interesting side note one of my friends passed out cold in the drive way outside. So now around 12 the first group leaves and I was like okay tonight went well nothing happened. I then hear a doorbell ring so I go to get it. I open the door and 40 new, kinda sketchy kids are outside drinking and spraying my friend whose passed out with a hose. So naturally I gladly invite them in because they had alot of beer and a funnel. So right away **** went bad... They found the liquor cabinet and drained about 6 full bottles of assorted really expensive vodka. Then I decide to take my friend's dad's Audi TT out for a joy ride (we hit 95 mph in a community with lots of trees and hills all side roads). I come back and my friend Addie comes up to me and she is freaking out. She takes me out to the deck and points to where a very large and expensive glass table should be. Then i look over the deck and there is the frame of the table on top of a mound of shattered glass....
All in all we spent the next 2 days cleaning and we bought a new 400 dollar table to replace the broken one haha. So when his parents came home they knew immediately that a party was there (we 1 beer bottle). So after confessing about everything but the table they look at me and addie and just start laughing hysterically... haha
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Wow...talk about making every mistake you could possibly make when having a house party...
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yeah maybe there were a few mistakes... but it was a good time and thats what its all about my friend haha
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an urn with ashes in it of course.
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