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Old 08-12-2007, 09:44 PM    (permalink
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No, these are the same person.
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Brett Favre

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No, these are the same person.
Not hardly.

Even though I couldn't get Tom Brady's headshot from Patriots.com to post, I think he and Matt Damon look a lot alike.
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Umm, hate to break it to you, but Cutler is the actual God. Need proof? Well...

Cutler was born in Santa Claus, Indiana. Santa Claus. Christmas. Baby Jesus.

He wears number 6. The "holy number" is 3. Six is twice three, therefore Jay is the second coming of Jesus.

Also, this was found in a scroll on the outskirts of Jerusalem, believed to be a picture of Jesus while he was alive.



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they look alike, but I don't understand why you are so upset over it...
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He wears number 6. The "holy number" is 3. Six is twice three, therefore Jay is the second coming of Jesus.
Let me shoot a hole in that logic. Stand him next to Tom Nalen (#66) and you have Satan's number.
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Let me shoot a hole in that logic. Stand him next to Tom Nalen (#66) and you have Satan's number.
No that just proves Nalen is working for the Devil. Nalen is working for him trying to sway Cutler to the dark side. Its blatantly obvious.
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No that just proves Nalen is working for the Devil. Nalen is working for him trying to sway Cutler to the dark side. Its blatantly obvious.
Exactly. It's like the story of Satan tempting Jesus that one time. Nalen even has a beard, too. So he's definitely evil. I'm not here to talk about nalen either way, but Cutler is clearly divine in some way. Also, you could look at it like when Nalen and Cutler stand together they mock satan, because Jay is so holy.

And oh yeah, I forgot my other evidence. J.C. Jesus Christ. Jay Cutler. Three letters in Jay, three letters in God.
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No that just proves Nalen is working for the Devil. Nalen is working for him trying to sway Cutler to the dark side. Its blatantly obvious.
I must say, even though comparing players (no matter how good) to God is wrong, that was pretty funny.
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Umm, hate to break it to you, but Cutler is the actual God. Need proof? Well...

Cutler was born in Santa Claus, Indiana. Santa Claus. Christmas. Baby Jesus.

He wears number 6. The "holy number" is 3. Six is twice three, therefore Jay is the second coming of Jesus.

Also, this was found in a scroll on the outskirts of Jerusalem, believed to be a picture of Jesus while he was alive.



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Jay who? Brett Favre does not concern himself with commonfolk.
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Jay who? Brett Favre does not concern himself with commonfolk.
Actually, you are wrong, sir. Brett Favre is Cronos the Titan, and Cutler is Zeus. Aaron Rodgers is Hades. Brett tried to eat all his children so they wouldn't come and kill him, like he did to his father, Joe Montana, but John Elway replaced Cutler with the other Jay Cutler, and Favre, being from the south, bought it. So Cutler escaped to Indiana and vowed to defeat his father, and become king of the Gods. So Cutler, this year, will eat Brett Favre when they play. This will kickstart the end of the world, where only the Cutler lovers will be saved, so me, other broncos fans, DG, Shiver, smittyjs(maybe, he also likes VY. its up to the great Jay), etc. And then a large war will ensue that we will watch from the safety of the luxury boxes, and Cutler and his boys will win, bringing about a Golden age where everyone loves Denver.
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Actually, you are wrong, sir. Brett Favre is Cronos the Titan, and Cutler is Zeus. Aaron Rodgers is Hades. Brett tried to eat all his children so they wouldn't come and kill him, like he did to his father, Joe Montana, but John Elway replaced Cutler with the other Jay Cutler, and Favre, being from the south, bought it. So Cutler escaped to Indiana and vowed to defeat his father, and become king of the Gods. So Cutler, this year, will eat Brett Favre when they play. This will kickstart the end of the world, where only the Cutler lovers will be saved, so me, other broncos fans, DG, Shiver, smittyjs(maybe, he also likes VY. its up to the great Jay), etc. And then a large war will ensue that we will watch from the safety of the luxury boxes, and Cutler and his boys will win, bringing about a Golden age where everyone loves Denver.
Ahhh... It's so refreshing to listen to fairy tales.
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