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Inmate at it again
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293625,00.html
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The prisoner who made headlines by filing a "63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit against NFL quarterback Michael Vick is at it again, this time suing new home run king Barry Bonds, Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig and a character unable to defend itself — Hank Aaron's bat.
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This guy just has way too much time on his hands, this "claim" however is much crazier than the Vick one, and that's saying A LOT. Just imagine Bonds cracking the Liberty Bell with Hank Aaron's bat, lmao.
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08-17-2007, 04:52 PM
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this guy really needs to just shut up... next he will be sueing the pope for somthing... i bet he is just doing as much as he can in hipes he can win one
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08-17-2007, 04:56 PM
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He loses money though doesn't he?
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this guy really needs to just shut up... next he will be sueing the pope for somthing... i bet he is just doing as much as he can in hipes he can win one
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Yeah, I really think he accused Barry Bonds of using Hank Aaron's steroid-filled bat to crack the liberty bell because he thought he'd win the lawsuit.
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08-17-2007, 04:59 PM
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The first one was ridiculously funny in a sad way. This one smacks of either parody or desperate attempt for attention.
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08-17-2007, 05:00 PM
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How can he file a lawsuit from prison?
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08-17-2007, 05:08 PM
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I hope he keeps the lawsuits coming, these are f'n great.
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He loses money though doesn't he?
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He could, but so what? He's in Jail if he's in debt what are they gonna do?
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Seriously, like I said in the other thread, he must be playing Mad Libs.
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This guy should seriously write for The Onion. This is good stuff.
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Oldie but a goodie.
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FoxNews would be the only outlet printing this s***.
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My two favorite parts:
"Riches also says Bonds left him a threatening message on his iPhone, bench-pressed him against his will to show off in front of his buddies, got him indicted because he threatened to expose his steroid and cocaine abuse and even sold steroids to nuns."
"Riches wants the court to impose a "preliminary injunction temporary restraining order against............ [sic], defendant's pets and associates from any future contact with plaintiff.""
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08-17-2007, 07:06 PM
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The first one was ridiculously funny in a sad way. This one smacks of either parody or desperate attempt for attention.
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I was thinking a parody as well. Well you're in jail and you're bored. Instead of getting gang raped, why not try to create a laugh or two. Then you can write your own Tell-All book about your true motives and become an NY Bestseller. But yet he's still in jail which is probably the catch.
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I like how he writes in his lawsuit that he does business as "The White Suge Knight".
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08-17-2007, 07:17 PM
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I hope he keeps the lawsuits coming, these are f'n great.
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Agreed, this guy has nothing to lose if hes in prison. I doubt he has any assets that all these people he is suing can counter sue against.
He is bored and trying to pass the time. Bravo to him.
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08-17-2007, 07:20 PM
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on the news they said his previous lawsuits were against tony danza and the ming dynasty.
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08-17-2007, 07:37 PM
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on the news they said his previous lawsuits were against tony danza and the ming dynasty.
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More than that. Apparently he filed a 57 page defendant list in another lawsuit. Some of the names included in the suit?
James Hoffa, google.com, Pope Benedict XVI(looks like he already has sued a pope hoopsdemon), Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, John Deere, accuweather.com, Adolph Hitler's National Socialist Party(Nazi's), the Gambino crime family, Islamic Republic of Iran, University of Miami(this one kind of makes sense if you think about it lol), GEICO, Israel, Tsunami Victims, The Red Cross, Jessica Alba, Al-Qaida, Outback Steakhouse, Chris Berman(he may have a point here), Meals on Wheels, Plato, the Lincoln Memorial, Buddhist monks, The Mossad, Medieval Times(not the restaurant mind you, the actual time period), Brotherhood of the Snake, Rastafarians, the National Association for Stock Car Racing(again, he might have a point), the Illuminati, Wu-Tang Clan, Nordic Gods(again, not a brand name, the actual Gods), Lambeau Field(I guess it does get pretty cold...), Pizza Hut, Gangs in Hong Kong, National Hockey League Players Association(again.......), the Philadelphia Eagles 2005 roster.
And there were definately a bunch more. I'd cut and paste it, but the site won't let me, so I thought I'd give some of the funnier ones. Here's a link as well.
http://www.bootsandsabers.com/index...._michael_vick/
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08-17-2007, 07:39 PM
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More than that. Apparently he filed a 57 page defendant list in another lawsuit. Some of the names included in the suit?
James Hoffa, google.com, Pope Benedict XVI(looks like he already has sued a pope hoopsdemon), Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, John Deere, accuweather.com, Adolph Hitler's National Socialist Party(Nazi's), the Gambino crime family, Islamic Republic of Iran, University of Miami(this one kind of makes sense if you think about it lol), GEICO, Israel, Tsunami Victims, The Red Cross, Jessica Alba, Al-Qaida, Outback Steakhouse, Chris Berman(he may have a point here), Meals on Wheels, Plato, the Lincoln Memorial, Buddhist monks, The Mossad, Medieval Times(not the restaurant mind you, the actual time period), Brotherhood of the Snake, Rastafarians, the National Association for Stock Car Racing(again, he might have a point), the Illuminati, Wu-Tang Clan, Nordic Gods(again, not a brand name, the actual Gods), Lambeau Field, Pizza Hut, Gangs in Hong Kong, National Hockey League Players Association(again.......), the Philadelphia Eagles 2005 roster.
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How exactly does one sue the Medieval Time Period?
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On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
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Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.
So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!
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How exactly does one sue the Medieval Time Period?
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Well, it was pretty turbulent.
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Well, it was pretty turbulent.
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I don't disagree, but how do you sue a time period?
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On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
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Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.
So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!
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I don't disagree, but how do you sue a time period?
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Maybe he figures the government has a secret time machine and they can go back and collect a goat from everyone back then.
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Maybe he figures the government has a secret time machine and they can go back and collect a goat from everyone back then.
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Maybe, personally I'd go for a chicken.
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On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
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Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.
So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!
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How about a comely wench?
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Possibly, but the chickens are a bit more tempting.
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On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
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Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.
So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!
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Easier to carry, if anything.
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