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Old 10-14-2007, 02:32 PM    (permalink
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Thumbs up Poop stories

Seems everyone seemed to love talking about their poop stories so much(SuperKevin), i thought i'd make a thread about it. But please keep desabled ppl out of it this time, that just took the fun out of it! Poop away!
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It's very tough to make something like this even close to the original. See RDT.
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:39 PM    (permalink
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Of the Grind your Gears thread. That was fun.
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My friend has some crazy stories about poop from working as a cart attendent at Target. Public restrooms always get hit hard because the only reason people use them is if it is an emergency.
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:54 PM    (permalink
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My friend has some crazy stories about poop from working as a cart attendent at Target. Public restrooms always get hit hard because the only reason people use them is if it is an emergency.
I have no problem using a public restroom. I refuse to hold it if I know there is a bathroom in the area. It's pointless
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Too soon.....
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Seems everyone seemed to love talking about their poop stories so much(SuperKevin), i thought i'd make a thread about it. But please keep desabled ppl out of it this time, that just took the fun out of it! Poop away!
If you like my poop stories you'll love my pee stories
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:55 PM    (permalink
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I have no problem using a public restroom. I refuse to hold it if I know there is a bathroom in the area. It's pointless
I'll use a public restroom but I lay toilet paper down on the seat. Weird? I dunno.
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:57 PM    (permalink
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I never liked using public bathrooms to poop. I need comfort.
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:57 PM    (permalink
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I love pooping at work, by far the most rewarding feeling getting paid to take a dump.
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:59 PM    (permalink
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I'm on an amazing streak of like.. 3 nice, clean, healthy poopies. I attribute it to my recent ventures into Mini Wheat cereal.
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Old 10-14-2007, 03:00 PM    (permalink
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I'll use a public restroom but I lay toilet paper down on the seat. Weird? I dunno.
Eh, I'll wipe the seat off if i see pee on it but otherwise I don't mind sitting on it. Thats what soap and showers are for
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Old 10-14-2007, 03:06 PM    (permalink
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Eh, I'll wipe the seat off if i see pee on it but otherwise I don't mind sitting on it. Thats what soap and showers are for
He just wants to stay clean for his hot Asian Twink.
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I dont sit on the public restroom seats too poo, i just kinda sit and hover over'm
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Old 10-14-2007, 03:31 PM    (permalink
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I'm going to have to spend 7 months pooping in a PortaJohn while in Iraq. I hope i don't get smurfed
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I'm going to have to spend 7 months pooping in a PortaJohn while in Iraq. I hope i don't get smurfed
What is smurfed?
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Smurfed=When you poop in a portajohn and the blue stuff splashes up onto your ass
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Smurfed=When you poop in a portajohn and the blue stuff splashes up onto your ass
Ah thanks for some reason I thought it might involve you getting tipped over and getting covered in the blue stuff.
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Same here, I wipe it off everytime I use it.
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when I was little I had this little plastic toilet. I pooped in it once and it was a perfect form of a enlarged Hershey Kiss. I didnt let my mom clean the toilet until she took a picture of it.
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