Television Discussion Thread - Page 377

Forenci · 08-30-2010, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Vikes99ej

^^My face when all the stupid hipster shows win Emmys and Two and a Half Men doesn't win award for Best Show Ever Made^^

Two and Half Men is a horrid show that is unwatchable in every regard. That said people are allowed to have their own personal tastes in opinions. However, Two and Half Men is such a bad show I may make an exception in this and say you are failing completely by watching it.

Also Lizard, I really felt like 30 Rock was mediocre/poor compared to past seasons. I'm not shocked it got 'snubbed'.

Modern Family was pretty amazing last year, so it's nice that it won.

Dr. Gonzo · 08-30-2010, 05:28 PM

I really think we need to quarantine all Two and a Half Men fans. They can talk about the trashy excuse for a show all the want and I will no longer have to hear about it.

I mean ****, I had to hear about the show for ******* 8 months straight every day. Its like the shows fans think they have discovered a cure for cancer the way they talk about it.

Crap show that has nothing at all to say or contribute to the television landscape. My time is better spent watching reality TV, at least then I a, watching real people act like idiots and not be funny.

J-Mike88 · 08-30-2010, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Forenci

Modern Family was pretty amazing last year, so it's nice that it won.

That show is the funniest show I have ever seen. And I go back a ways.
The only thing, non-movie, funnier I can recall ever on TV is listening to Emmitt Smith attempt to speak English sentences.

Brent · 08-30-2010, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by yo123

Breaking Bad or The Wire. Which one should I watch first?

I recently started my 3rd watching of The Wire.

That first season might be my favorite season of a show ever.

Okay, maybe not season five of The Simpsons.

Brodeur · 08-30-2010, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Gonzo

I really think we need to quarantine all Two and a Half Men fans. They can talk about the trashy excuse for a show all the want and I will no longer have to hear about it.

I mean ****, I had to hear about the show for ******* 8 months straight every day. Its like the shows fans think they have discovered a cure for cancer the way they talk about it.

Crap show that has nothing at all to say or contribute to the television landscape. My time is better spent watching reality TV, at least then I a, watching real people act like idiots and not be funny.

I think I'm falling for you.

CC.SD · 08-30-2010, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Vikes99ej

^^My face when all the stupid hipster shows win Emmys and Two and a Half Men doesn't win award for Best Show Ever Made^^

I lol'd myself.

wogitalia · 08-31-2010, 01:02 AM

I enjoy Two and a Half Men but to think of it as anything more than incredibly low level humour would be an injustice to other shows that exist, it's great if you want to watch something casually for 20 minutes but it isn't revolutionary or anything...

True Blood may be the weirdest show I've seen... it genuinely only has 3 characters that I like, one I like because she is a smoking hot vampire, the other two because they are bad ass and one of them only just entered the show this season but some how I love the show. I mean imagine liking a show where you detest half the characters, dislike another 40 percent and like 10 percent, it just doesn't seem possible and yet it is true and nearly everyone I talk to feels the same way about it.

I honestly can't think of another show where it has so many characters I hate and yet I watch. Hell Tara may be the worst character I've ever seen on a TV show.

vidae · 08-31-2010, 01:09 AM

Two and a Half Men is quite possibly the worst show ever created. Ugh. Just thinking about that show for half a second makes me want to stab myself in the face.

Does anyone remember when Charlie Sheen was funny? Me neither.

Not to mention I ******* HATE CBS with a passion. I can't believe that CBS is Americas most watched network. Oh, wait, yes I can, because most of the people who watch TV are stupid ******* idiots who can't handle anything new or even a little bit different.

El Peefs????? · 08-31-2010, 01:13 AM

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Not to mention I ******* HATE CBS with a passion. I can't believe that CBS is Americas most watched network. Oh, wait, yes I can, because most of the people who watch TV are stupid ******* idiots who can't handle anything new or even a little bit different.

vidae · 08-31-2010, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by El Peefs?????

I only enjoy top quality shows. You shut your face!

fenikz · 08-31-2010, 02:49 AM

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal

If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And, if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order

vidae · 08-31-2010, 04:05 AM

Mal: And I never back down from a fight.
Inara: Yes, you do! You do all the time!
Mal: Well... yeah, but I'm not backing down from this one!

killxswitch · 08-31-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by fenikz

If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And, if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order

That one always struck me as strange, because I don't think I'd want to be raped to death. Obviously I wouldn't want any of those things but I would put "raped to death" at least at #2, probably #3.

Job · 08-31-2010, 09:43 AM

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That one always struck me as strange, because I don't think I'd want to be raped to death. Obviously I wouldn't want any of those things but I would put "raped to death" at least at #2, probably #3.

Your death will be caused by the raping. I think you'd rather the other things happen once you're dead than whilst you're still alive, but maybe that's just me.

killxswitch · 08-31-2010, 02:03 PM

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Your death will be caused by the raping. I think you'd rather the other things happen once you're dead than whilst you're still alive, but maybe that's just me.

I think either of the other two would easily cause death.

Job · 08-31-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by killxswitch

I think either of the other two would easily cause death.

You clearly aren't familiar with torture.

killxswitch · 08-31-2010, 02:34 PM

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You clearly aren't familiar with torture.

I doubt the reavers have enough finesse to keep from killing the person while skinning them.

And yes I've been through torture. I watched an entire episode of Two and a Half Men once. I was sober.

CC.SD · 08-31-2010, 04:05 PM

I feel like the flesh eating and at least partial skinning could easily precede the raping.

fenikz · 08-31-2010, 04:16 PM

ok but if they could eat parts of you and skin parts of you without killing you, and then rape you to death that's obviously the worst case scenario

CC.SD · 08-31-2010, 04:44 PM

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ok but if they could eat parts of you and skin parts of you without killing you, and then rape you to death that's obviously the worst case scenario

I'm still not sure raping to death exists. I mean really...would it be dehydration? internal bleeding?

Brodeur · 08-31-2010, 04:52 PM

I thought that was how Indiana Jones died.

Brent · 08-31-2010, 06:01 PM

Give me back MY ******* WHISKEY.

drunk Sam is ******* awesome.

killxswitch · 08-31-2010, 08:58 PM

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I'm still not sure raping to death exists. I mean really...would it be dehydration? internal bleeding?

Perforated colon. Look up Mr. Hands. Well, don't. Read about him but don't EVER watch the video.

El Peefs????? · 08-31-2010, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by killxswitch

Perforated colon. Look up Mr. Hands. Well, don't. Read about him but don't EVER watch the video.

Hahahaha I was going to post the same thing.

Brodeur · 08-31-2010, 10:31 PM

This episode of Louie is genuinely terrifying.