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Old 11-14-2007, 03:34 PM    (permalink
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Come on guys, we've all gone through high school or college and cheated on a ton of tests. What were/are your ways of doing it?
For me, if the teacher puts up dividers between the students, I just move it forward a little bit before the test so I can still see the other person's test if I lean back just a little.
Or, my friends and I tap once for the answer to be A, twice for B, and so on. Or we'd hold up our fingers. To say what question we need help with, we'd do this: If we need help w/ #27, we'd tap our pencils twice, pause, and then do it 7 times.
A third way, is once most people are finished and they all start talking and distracting the teacher, I just blatantly ask people out loud what the answers are.
For math or science, you can write formulas on a tiny piece of paper and take that out during the test.
Post your methods, and maybe some people here will be helped out.
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oh yeah, and today my friends got a copy of last year's test from a friend and it was the exact same as this years. I quickly memorized the answers and finished it in like 2 minutes.
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To be honest, I have never cheated on a test.

In high school it was easy and I knew a lot of people that did it. University is different. They're pretty strict at my school and it's pretty difficult after first year when the class sizes shrink.
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in an econ class i had a couple years ago, i created a program on my scientific calculator and just type in formulas and vocab-definitions and that kind of stuff and save it. A lot of work typing that stuff on a calculator, but i couldnt remember some of the vocab. Usually in lecture halls though, just wear a hat and I can look down on the people's test in front of me if i need to.

Usually i'm good with the studying route though, tests generally dont try to trick you or anything that just studying for them is easier than risking getting caught for cheating.
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I just used to write notes on a sheet of paper, and I would try to sit somewhere in the front half of the class, and as the teacher would walk up and pass out the test, once she passed where I was sitting, I would pull out the notes, and fit them into the test papers. So I would just be flipping back and forth between pages getting the answers, and the teachers would never have a clue.
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i don't trust my friends' educational abilities enough to cheat off of them. i will occassionally scribble notes on the table right before a test though.
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I just do it the old fashion way. Looking at my neighbor's paper.
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in an econ class i had a couple years ago, i created a program on my scientific calculator and just type in formulas and vocab-definitions and that kind of stuff and save it. A lot of work typing that stuff on a calculator, but i couldnt remember some of the vocab. Usually in lecture halls though, just wear a hat and I can look down on the people's test in front of me if i need to.

Usually i'm good with the studying route though, tests generally dont try to trick you or anything that just studying for them is easier than risking getting caught for cheating.
You're allowed to use programmable calculators during your tests?
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I just do it the old fashion way. Looking at my neighbor's paper.
How do you know they have the right answer though? I've seen so many people burned doing this.
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You're allowed to use programmable calculators during your tests?
It was probably a graphing calculator....at least thats what im guessing.
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i don't trust my friends' educational abilities enough to cheat off of them. i will occassionally scribble notes on the table right before a test though.
Hahahaha. Too funny.
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You're allowed to use programmable calculators during your tests?
yeah, just a scientific graphing calculator, could use them a couple years ago, cant any more which is fine because a financial calculator is usually a lot more helpful on most of my tests.
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How do you know they have the right answer though? I've seen so many people burned doing this.


Most often the person sitting next to me is smarter than me, so I just take their word for it.
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Look down at your test, or look up like you are thinking, and then glance at someones paper. Not like grabbing the answer, you would have to do this a few times, but getting the word order, you can put it together
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I do the table notes too. Also, I have a see through folder and I put the note so I can see them and put it next to my desk.
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Some guy at my university wrote answers on the bottom of his shoes. Don't ask me how, but he was caught. I don't think risking your academic future over one test is worth it.
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Some guy at my university wrote answers on the bottom of his shoes. Don't ask me how, but he was caught. I don't think risking your academic future over one test is worth it.
i think that is the best point. I havent blatently cheated on a test in a couple years. I'll glance over if i am completely lost on a question but that's usually it. Definately not worth the risk.
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i think that is the best point. I havent blatently cheated on a test in a couple years. I'll glance over if i am completely lost on a question but that's usually it. Definately not worth the risk.
In high school I can understand. Worst that can happen is you get a 0 on the test. In university, you can not only get suspended or expelled, but it can be nearly impossible to get into another school because you have this terrible blemish on your record.
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Exactly, if your caught cheating in any test at all at my university you're immediately kicked out and most likely won't be able to go to any university in Australia again. But yeah, cheating in tests was seriously enjoyable up to about the age of 15, after that, kinda gets risky and more difficult and just not worth it.
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I'd like to consider myself a master cheater at my high school. Here are some of my methods that i've used.

1) Steal the test/exam before the day of the test/exam. Alot of teachers leave them somewhere on their desk or in a drawer, take a look around you might find one.

At my school every person has their own login (teachers and students). If you are able to get onto a cpu that a teacher has just used and not signed out of you can usually find the test by searching their files. If you find it just send it to yourself via email.

2) Voice record answers to MP3. I used to have a voice recording MP3 and I did this grade 10 business. Pretty simple, just that you can't get caught with the ear phone in your ear. I had long hair back then so it was quite easy.

3) In math or science classes I would always write a bunch of info on the inside of the cover for my calculator. You have to have the right calculator to do this but it's a very effective method.

4) Writing the answers on a small paper and just hiding that paper either under your test, under your leg, or wherever else you can think of putting it.

5) Text message another person and they give back the answer. Used it like once. Too time consuming, you should probably guess if you have to do that.
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I use the "high school teacher don't give a crap if you cheat anyway so just don't be completely obvious" method.
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i would hide my notes in the septic tank or what ever its called behind the bogs then i would go to the toilet like 3 times a test and just read the relevant notes
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