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Old 12-04-2007, 05:23 PM    (permalink
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Some university student wrote an essay on 2girls1cup for their 1st year arts class. Hilarious, love the teacher's comments.

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Old 12-04-2007, 05:23 PM    (permalink
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Yeah I saw that lol. Wasnt that bad of an essay either.
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he definitely did not deserve a 0

and what is he supposed to write about if that isn't appropriate for class? grow up teacher.

I'd give him an A just for having balls to write the paper
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That's funny but I don't believe for one minute that they actually handed that in. The comments don't look like those that a prof would write.
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Old 12-04-2007, 05:28 PM    (permalink
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That's funny but I don't believe for one minute that they actually handed that in. The comments don't look like those that a prof would write.
Could be a TA since it's a 1st year class, likely with hundreds of students in it.

What would you grade it Professor bearsfan_51? Please provide comments as well. :D
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Could be a TA since it's a 1st year class, likely with hundreds of students in it.

What would you grade it Professor bearsfan_51? Please provide comments as well. :D
I was actually thinking about that. My biggest problem is that his prose makes no sense. He's just throwing a bunch of big words together to try and sound sophisticated (which obviously is part of the humor). In truth, if you wanted to do a critique on feminine identity and its role in pornography, particularly smut pornography like that, it would be a very interesting topic (and similar such works have been done).


Point being, unless he attents a conservative university/college, I doubt they would deem pornography as an unsuitable artform.
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I was actually thinking about that. My biggest problem is that his prose makes no sense. He's just throwing a bunch of big words together to try and sound sophisticated (which obviously is part of the humor). In truth, if you wanted to do a critique on feminine identity and its role in pornography, particularly smut pornography like that, it would be a very interesting topic (and similar such works have been done).


Point being, unless he attents a conservative university/college, I doubt they would deem pornography as an unsuitable artform.
Oh, it's definitely a terrible essay but it is a 1st year class and the looks of it they were just asking for a short film review. I almost want to try to hand in a similar essay next semester in my American Film Since 1970 class just to see the reaction it gets.
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Oh, it's definitely a terrible essay but it is a 1st year class and the looks of it they were just asking for a short film review. I almost want to try to hand in a similar essay next semester in my American Film Since 1970 class just to see the reaction it gets.
yea, it just seems that he was graded down for content more than grammatical errors...because grammatically, that's at least deserving of a 50%
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......LMAO, amazing
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On the topic of hilarious school papers...

http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seem...gh-hilarious-#

And he still passed!
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http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seem...gh-hilarious-#

And he still passed!
Haha, I was debating posting a link to that one...

"This is Page 3"...love it, even if it is probably fake...
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Wow what an idiot who would even watch that whole movie
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both of the papers posted... the original one and the one moses poster are definitely fake... would be hilarious if they were real though.
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both of the papers posted... the original one and the one moses poster are definitely fake... would be hilarious if they were real though.
You sure they're fake?
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http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seem...gh-hilarious-#

And he still passed!
works cited yahoo.com, google.com and...

tubgirl.com lmao
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You sure they're fake?
obviously there's no way of completely knowing, but it's pretty obvious if you look at the comments... either that or both of those teachers are ******* idiots.
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I think its a pretty safe bet that a college professor would know when to write "too" and not "to" lol. It was still really funny though.
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And he still passed!
that was hilarious. Said some off-color things about us-Greeks but it paid off
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And he still passed!
that's gotta be fake haha. the guy wrote that Greeks contributed anal sex and the teacher wrote "funny :) "

The essay was MAD funny tho
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Did this guy go to Laurier who wrote it?

haha, I was actually waiting for someone to do something like this. I actually think this essay was written well, and I have seen other 1st year students write a lot worse essays.
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