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It's what we in the biz like to call an 'exaggeration'
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you ever see that picutre where it shows the "perfect women"? where it is just the lower body of a women, or a women without a head?
man, the more I talk to women, the more I wish that was how it was. when you first meet a girl, its awesome talking to them, but when u really get to know them, man its a mess. they just ***** about everything and anything.
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Exactly. This one girl I know pretty well has told me at least 5 times about her 90 in chemistry. I didn't care the first time, and I sure as hell don't care the fifth!
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do we really need all the details. This is a football forum right?
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yes it matters, there's extreme differences in happiness...plus, this is a sex thread in the off topic part, so no football discussed here
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Exactly. This one girl I know pretty well has told me at least 5 times about her 90 in chemistry. I didn't care the first time, and I sure as hell don't care the fifth!
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02-14-2008, 11:16 PM
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It's what we in the biz like to call an 'exaggeration'
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Intriguing biz...
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Intriguing biz...
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I wish I was in the biz
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I'm going to go ahead and claim i'm in the biz
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02-14-2008, 11:24 PM
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Cards, you're def. in the biz whether you like it or not...as for 7-11, that remains to be detremined
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Ok I'd almost rather spank my meat with sandpaper at this point.
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Yep, and the guy asked you a question. Simple answer, either you got some or you didn't.
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i don't think the question was directed at me, especially since i already mentioned i won't find out how lucky i am until tomorrow.
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yes it matters, there's extreme differences in happiness...plus, this is a sex thread in the off topic part, so no football discussed here
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alright, here i thought it was a Valentines Thread, but i guess they are the same thing....
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Cards, you're def. in the biz whether you like it or not...as for 7-11, that remains to be detremined
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I've already claimed i'm in this biz, nothing you can do about it now
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My girlfriend and I are celebrating on Saturday.
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Exactly. This one girl I know pretty well has told me at least 5 times about her 90 in chemistry. I didn't care the first time, and I sure as hell don't care the fifth!
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EXACTLY! They just blab on about nothing. And going on about something like that is extremely aggravating. Like this one girl was telling me how to dress one day, and I was like who the hell are you to tell me that? lol, Ive known the girl for like a few months, but still.
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Valentines Day is the worst holiday, period. It is just another day that girls expect the guy to spend way too much money on them and the girl can get away with the minimal amount of effort. It's just another day where the guy is damned if he does or damned if he doesn't. I mean its not like St Pattys day where everyone gets hammered, especially if you're irish, and have a great time. No you have to go out to eat and make it a perfect day. And if you do something wonderful early in the relationship you have to live up to that hype from then on. One year just builds upon the last. Anyway im done with Valentines day.
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My girlfriend and I are celebrating on Saturday.
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Lucky bastard, thats what I tried doing but I got shot down real quick.
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I got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one.
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My roommate has his room decked out with a table, candles, roses, and some dessert for him and his girl.
Sadly, my valentine decided to hang with her friends tonight instead of me, which is fine. No wasted money this year. :D
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Sweetness, your valentine is cheating on you...
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Originally Posted by The Great Jonathan Vilma
i don't think the question was directed at me, especially since i already mentioned i won't find out how lucky i am until tomorrow.
alright, here i thought it was a Valentines Thread, but i guess they are the same thing....
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why would you make your way into a valentines day thread and be upset when people talk about sex, really if talking about sex offends you you probably shouldnt venture int the off topic section of the board.
Congrats 2 everyone who enjoyed the day with their lady, hopefully you guys got the happy ending :)
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Chipotle & Survivor on TV.....
I've got a great no-frills fiance who could care less about Valentine's Day.
A co-worker gave me an "I Choo- Choo- Choose You" Valentine's card for fun. Hilarious.
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why would you make your way into a valentines day thread and be upset when people talk about sex, really if talking about sex offends you you probably shouldnt venture int the off topic section of the board.
Congrats 2 everyone who enjoyed the day with their lady, hopefully you guys got the happy ending :)
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uh, how was i upset?? how did it offend me?? give me a break. I simply asked if is it necessary for a guy to specifically post on a forum if he got a blowjob or had intercourse..........should he let u know the positions also? By simply saying that that is more information than he needs to give to people on the internet , i get like 4 people who are apparently very interested in his sex life? Whatever, some people should consider checking out a sex chatroom or something.....
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Chipotle & Survivor on TV.....
I've got a great no-frills fiance who could care less about Valentine's Day.
A co-worker gave me an "I Choo- Choo- Choose You" Valentine's card for fun. Hilarious.
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apparently they make t-shirts of that also, i saw someone wearing one yesterday.
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sad part is, this isn't even a holiday...
its not like we get a day off of school or work
smh
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