Alright Cubs fans. Here it is. I think the only appropriate title is:
Clusterfuck of Heilman Hatred
Author Note: This is just a small sample of some quotes I've organized from this board last year. If I had some of the others from various Mets boards, well... it wouldn't be pretty.
And so it begins...
In my fantasy land, Aaron Heilman was taken in a tragedy. It involved a pack of wild dogs, a mack truck, and a fire.
Aaron Heilman has an inverted W, but he hasn't had arm problems. Just being ******* terrible problems.
Thanks Heilman.- Said after he blew a game to the Astros. Heilman's line: 1.1 IP, 4H, 4 ER, 1BB, 1 HR... to Mark Loretta. This L brought Heilman's record to 1-5 on the year.
Don't bring us all down. That's Heilman.- In response to a poster saying "Way to blow it Mets."
I'll trade you Heilman for him.- In response to another poster offering to trade Eric Gagne. He was that unbearable.
Heilman is so bad.- Just a nice little wrap up.
And we will conclude this with my personal favorite. After Heilman blows a game for you Cubs fans, I will allow you to use, just properly cite me. Just have to change Mets to Cubs, and you should be good to go.
Dear Aaron Heilman,
Do you get some kind of sick thrill out of blowing games for the Mets you **********? I'm insisting that you never wear a Mets jersey again for the rest of your life. You are a worthless bag of **** reliever who provides nothing positive to this ball club what so ever. I think every Mets fan would sleep better at night if you turned in your uniform and paycheck and never played for the Mets again. You should be executed. Goodbye and goodluck in the whole not-sucking dick anymore attempt.
Look at that douchey face. He knows he ******* sucks.