Relationship Advice Thread - Page 241

nepg · 11-22-2010, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GB12

Dude that is too funny to not **** her. That is a story you can tell the rest of your life.

Could you imagine the noises she'd make? It must be done.

Cicero · 11-22-2010, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sportsfan486

HAHAHAHA.
Bad news. I was right, it was an attempt at trickery.
Good news, I turned the tables and screwed with the chick that was screwing with me by going on a horribly perverted rant of things I would do to her.

Booo.

That's not nearly as fun as getting to deflower a hot deaf girl.

BUSTKUNTLAWL · 11-22-2010, 10:44 PM

You know you are doing it right when the chick says,

"I hate you. You are an asshole. Everytime I see you (very often) I need a cigarette and want to kill someone"

Sportsfan486 · 11-23-2010, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BUSTKUNTLAWL

You know you are doing it right when the chick says,

"I hate you. You are an asshole. Everytime I see you (very often) I need a cigarette and want to kill someone"

Nice. Niccccccccccccccce.

bsaza2358 · 11-23-2010, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ATLDirtyBirds

Since this is a booming thread right now, I'll throw this out there although I'm pretty sure I know the answer.

This girl that I hang out with every once in a bit amongst other friends asked me "Why don't you have a girlfriend?" I forget what I responded with because I was nearly blackout drunk, and she said, "I don't know how you don't have a girlfriend." It wasn't presented in a "no girlfriend=loser" way either. Now she has a friend that talks to me a bit more that I usually hang out with in this group as well.

Is it

A) Girl who asked me wants it
B) Girl asked on behalf of her friend, who wants it
C) I'm a drunken asshole who shouldn't try and read people Lie To Me style after nearly an entire bottle of vodka and countless beers.

Perhaps the better question here is: Are you at all interested in the friend? Are there any issues that would prevent you from dating said friend? I can’t say for sure whether or not this girl is interested, but girls usually don’t hang with you out of the blue for no reason. If you are good to go, invite the chick over for a movie, then hit it. Try not to drink an entire bottle of vodka ahead of time, too. Attempt a normal conversation over a few drinks or a bottle of wine or something.

bsaza2358 · 11-23-2010, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Sportsfan486

I.. I... don't know what to say.

I also kind of think this chick is just ******* with me to try and get to tell my friends I tried to take advantage of a deaf girl. So I'm being cautious.

I've never met this deaf girl she's trying to hook me up with. I'm skeptical.

A few points:

1. I don't see how banging an 18 year old deaf girl makes you feel dirty, but it was perfectly okay to bang an 18 year old girl without apparent disability...

2. This sounds like a terrible situation that just screams some sort of setup. Not necessarily a "tell all your friends" thing. More like a scam where she threatens to charge you with rape unless you pay blackmail.

3. Trust your instincts.

bsaza2358 · 11-23-2010, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TitanHope

We've got a study date coming up this Sunday. At this point I don't feel like I'm a priority for her, so I'm wanting an opportunity to spend time with her one-on-one so that I can show her why I should be a Plan A. If it fails and nothing happens, then moving on will be the next step.

Any advice heading into this? Been a while since I've had to woo a girl.

First of all, relax. This isn't the end of the world. Actually study because that is important. At a certain point, suggest that you guys take a break and do something fun. Read: ice skating, bowling, something like that. Somewhere where you guys can chill, enjoy each other’s company, and talk. At the end of the date, bring up hanging out again. See what happens. This isn’t rocket science. Don’t need to overthink it…

TitanHope · 11-23-2010, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bsaza2358

First of all, relax. This isn't the end of the world. Actually study because that is important. At a certain point, suggest that you guys take a break and do something fun. Read: ice skating, bowling, something like that. Somewhere where you guys can chill, enjoy each other’s company, and talk. At the end of the date, bring up hanging out again. See what happens. This isn’t rocket science. Don’t need to overthink it…

Lol, I've actually already studied for it. We're in the same class with the same Prof., but she's got the morning one and I've got the afternoon one. A week ago, he told my class that the test was going to be Monday, Nov. 22nd, which was yesterday. Well, I missed one of the classes, and it turns out he announced that he bumped the test back a full week. So I unknowingly crammed for it and show up yesterday and they're still not done with the lesson.

So I've pretty much got it down. She's smart too, so I'm guessing she won't need much help either. Hopefully that'll lend to something...more entertaining.

Thanks for the advice, Bsaza. I needed someone to give me a, "Everyone calm the **** down! I got this." moment. ;)

Sportsfan486 · 11-23-2010, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bsaza2358

A few points:

1. I don't see how banging an 18 year old deaf girl makes you feel dirty, but it was perfectly okay to bang an 18 year old girl without apparent disability...
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I was being sarcastic about that part. It's just I was feeling a scam coming and was trying not to get overeager to **** a hot 18 year old. Also, I'm still not sure what this chick was trying to screw with me for; I want to find out her agenda. She gave up once I started grossing her out.

bsaza2358 · 11-23-2010, 03:08 PM

That kind of scam is a really scary one. Could impact your career and livelihood. Not worth it.

Also, if the deaf chick was really hot, she likely wouldn't need to give it up to you. Plenty of dudes would have learned how to sign just to get a piece of her.

BlindSite · 11-24-2010, 02:16 AM

Bagged me a MILF this weekend just gone.

Sportsfan486 · 11-24-2010, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BlindSite

Bagged me a MILF this weekend just gone.

Details, please. My current record is 16 years older with a really crazy brunette with a nice bubble ass and D tits.

descendency · 11-24-2010, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bsaza2358

Plenty of dudes would have learned how to sign just to get a piece of her.

******** lol.

Guys are too lazy to learn a whole new language to bang a chick. Maybe a sentence or two, but not enough to get in a deaf girls pants.

bsaza2358 · 11-24-2010, 08:27 AM

I never said a whole language. I meant a few sentences.

BlindSite · 11-24-2010, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sportsfan486

Details, please. My current record is 16 years older with a really crazy brunette with a nice bubble ass and D tits.

She was 32 10 yrs older, had a kid but was single, pulled me from the bar to dance with her and went from there, played it pretty aloof and let her take control which she seemed to like. Older chicks are better they know what they want, aren't shy about telling you and you can pretty much **** like a pornstar without being told to slow down.

Sportsfan486 · 11-24-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BlindSite

She was 32 10 yrs older, had a kid but was single, pulled me from the bar to dance with her and went from there, played it pretty aloof and let her take control which she seemed to like. Older chicks are better they know what they want, aren't shy about telling you and you can pretty much **** like a pornstar without being told to slow down.

Older chicks are ******* awesome. They'll approach you, take the initiative, and if they want to **** you they'll straight up tell you.

Plus they're always better in bed. Always.

Well done, sir, well done.

bsaza2358 · 11-24-2010, 07:45 PM

Greetings from the sky. On a plane to Minnesota with the gf. Asked to join the mile high club, but she didn't want to leave our laptops for 3 minutes (haha).

My record is 9 years. I was just out of college, and she was in the military and going to grad school to be a forensics investigator. My buddy was in that program. We went to a movie as a group one night, then out to a bar. She basically took control, took me back to her place, and I didn't sleep. It was a good night... She ended up being pretty damn crazy, but it worked out nicely.

CJSchneider · 11-24-2010, 08:33 PM

I nailed a 33 year old when I was 19. I was a Private at Ft. Polk; she was a German born ex-wife of a soldier. It ended eventually because she started getting a bit too attached, but it was damn worth it.

Ness · 11-24-2010, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BlindSite

Bagged me a MILF this weekend just gone.

Well done. I am extremely jealous.

Sportsfan486 · 11-25-2010, 01:11 AM

Umm. Okay.

So. Date with the chick tonight. Went in trying simply to **** her. Ended up talking to her for 3 hours without ever slowing down, coming back to my condo for a movie, and I barely made any move on her (just arm around her) because I was, frankly, smitten with her and didn't want to rush it.

Wtf? Now, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have given it up (she's a ridiculously sweet, nice girl) but I didn't even try.

I've never had a date like this with a girl. Ever. I'm completely smitten with her.

I'm either the worst judge ever or she rather liked me, too. Of course, with women it's always hard to tell how much and just liking you doesn't always mean anything.

Kind of mind boggled right now. Now, I'm also super concerned because I walked her back to her car and after saying goodbye started to lean in for a kiss and something about her body language stopped me, so I aborted. And I'm working very hard to resist the urge to call her because I don't like NOT KNOWING. W..t...f...?

Brent · 11-25-2010, 01:28 AM

rub one out, go to sleep; re-assess tomorrow.

Sportsfan486 · 11-25-2010, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Brent

rub one out, go to sleep; re-assess tomorrow.

10-4, good buddy, 10-4. That dog is already huntin'. (And yes, I fap while I reply to threads. That's why we have two hands.)

GB12 · 11-25-2010, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Sportsfan486

10-4, good buddy, 10-4. That dog is already huntin'. (And yes, I fap while I reply to threads. That's why we have two hands.)

That's like a half step away from cybering with a bunch of dudes. Watch yourself.

kalbears13 · 11-25-2010, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by GB12

That's like a half step away from cybering with a bunch of dudes. Watch yourself.

EDIT: (I hope someone gets this)

Sportsfan486 · 11-25-2010, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GB12

That's like a half step away from cybering with a bunch of dudes. Watch yourself.

I fail to see the problem. Wiiiiiink.