Relationship Advice Thread

[JETS5128]

Little tip for u guys out there. stop texting girls. Too complicated/easy to play stupid games. Call a ***** up and have a 5 minute conversation you would be surprised at how well it goes

[ncst8fan83]

Originally Posted by CashmoneyDrew

Guys... You've got the girl laughing, covering her mouth, and touching your knee at the same time. She wants the peen, right?

Slap her in the face with it. If she moves her hand, then you have a winner. Unless she's trying to punch you in the c'n'b. On second thought, watch what she does with her tongue...

[Bucs_Rule]

Originally Posted by JETS5128

Little tip for u guys out there. stop texting girls. Too complicated/easy to play stupid games. Call a ***** up and have a 5 minute conversation you would be surprised at how well it goes

I agree, girls can text a guy to death. Then whine why you didn't respond to each one.

[M.O.T.H.]

I still cant figure this texting thing out. lol. Some girls like a guy to text a lot, others get annoyed as **** by it. I never know what I'm working with. Pretty much done with the texting. haha.

[njx9]

just don't do it. ever. texting is just an excuse to be socially anti-social.

[MetSox17]

bitches love smiley faces. it's proven fact.

[holt_bruce81]

I kinda like this chick, she's really chill loves sports, loves to party. But it's really weird talking to her about anything related to sex, you can tell she just gets soo uncomfortable and usually will change the subject with a big joke.

She's like that with all guys. I don't really know what's going on with her. She's a 22 year old virgin and it really doesn't seem like she has any interest in sex at all.

Me and her ex are pretty good friends so I've asked him if they did anything and he said no, they just made out but she didnt really want to do anything else.

Gotta figure this chick out, cuz she has potential.

[eaglesalltheway]

Originally Posted by M.O.T.H.

I still cant figure this texting thing out. lol. Some girls like a guy to text a lot, others get annoyed as **** by it. I never know what I'm working with. Pretty much done with the texting. haha.

The ones that don't, give em a call, like JETS said. Believe it or not, there are some girls that also share the thought that most guys have that texting barely counts as a means of communication, and calling goes a long way.

[Raiderz4Life]

Texting is huge for me...I'm not a talk on the phone person. Its either in person or text for me...my calls usually last less than 5 minutes.

[MetSox17]

I disagree with the texting thing to the extent that when i send messages, i send full, grammatically correct responses, always. If i can't or if i'm pressed for time, i wait until i can. I can have conversations strictly through texts and i avoid at all costs the people that give short and vague responses. I just don't communicate with them at all, because they're most likely to respond the same way in person if they can't keep a conversation when there's minimum risk of feeling rejection.

[Raiderz4Life]

Originally Posted by MetSox17

I disagree with the texting thing to the extent that when i send messages, i send full, grammatically correct responses, always. If i can't or if i'm pressed for time, i wait until i can. I can have conversations strictly through texts and i avoid at all costs the people that give short and vague responses. I just don't communicate with them at all, because they're most likely to respond the same way in person if they can't keep a conversation when there's minimum risk of feeling rejection.

I'll send full grammatically correct messages also. Annoys me cuz sometimes I have to use 2 texts. But I will occasionally condense my message to make it fit the 160 limit.

[Prowler]

I will never call a chick. Text only. She can talk to my computer default voicemail.

[MetSox17]

Originally Posted by raiderz4life

I'll send full grammatically correct messages also. Annoys me cuz sometimes I have to use 2 texts. But I will occasionally condense my message to make it fit the 160 limit.

The only time i condense the message is if i need to add one word, so i'll go back and remove the space between periods or the 's. Which when i think about it is stupid because it takes me longer to do that than to send the extra message but whatever.

I regularly send three, four text long messages when talking to my girlfriend.

[eaglesalltheway]

I always text with best grammar, but I do that with all my texts anyway. I'm not against texting by any means, I've had two instances where it ended up being that's how the girl was and it worked out (until it stopped working out, lol). One of the girls I'm talking to now is almost all through text, mostly because she has classes and work, so it just ends up working better for her rather than calling.

[thefalconer]

i'm debating on going to a party hosted by a girl who has interest in me. thing is, i don't know anyone there. tell me i'm being a little ***** making excuses not to go.

[Raiderz4Life]

Originally Posted by thefalconer

i'm debating on going to a party hosted by a girl who has interest in me. thing is, i don't know anyone there. tell me i'm being a little ***** making excuses not to go.

You're being a little ***** making excuses. You know the person hosting it and she's into you...can't pass that up.

[killxswitch]

Unless you are really ready to meet new people for some reason that's probably not the best environment if you're interested in her. If you only know her, you'll either take up too much of her time (because WTF else are you supposed to talk to) or you'll sit around looking like you're bored. Come up with a reason not to go and set things up between you two under better circumstances.

[TitanHope]

Originally Posted by JETS5128

Little tip for u guys out there. stop texting girls. Too complicated/easy to play stupid games. Call a ***** up and have a 5 minute conversation you would be surprised at how well it goes

I have an irrational phobia of telephone conversations, so to this I say, "nuh uh."

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by JETS5128

Little tip for u guys out there. stop texting girls. Too complicated/easy to play stupid games. Call a ***** up and have a 5 minute conversation you would be surprised at how well it goes

I am CJ Schneider and I approve of this message.

[Raiderz4Life]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

I am CJ Schneider and I approve of this message.

You're also ancient and probably still have a phone with a chord attached to a box and have no idea what texting is.

[thefalconer]

Originally Posted by raiderz4life

You're being a little ***** making excuses. You know the person hosting it and she's into you...can't pass that up.

so i'm back and quite drunk right now. i totally charmed the **** outta her. don't know if that's a good or bad thing. cause i definitely don't want a relationship right now.

[Prowler]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

I am CJ Schneider and I approve of this message.

"Nothing like dialing on the old rotary, kids. Spinning that dial helps strengthen your fingers for what you're going to do to her later."

[XxXdragonXxX]

So I have a small problem.

I've been hanging out with my friends and their gorgeous half Asian roommate. I had hung out with her 1 time before, had fun, she told my friend that she thought I was cute. So anyway, Friday we hung out all day and then went to a party, then went to another party last night. She was all over me both nights, we made out a couple times. It's pretty obvious that she's in to me, and I am very in to her.

So, my friends and I have been planning to move in together for about a month now, and they are bringing her with (awesome right?) So here's the problem, she told my friend that she really likes me but since we're going to be living together, she thinks it would be too complicated if we were more than friends (Which didn't stop her from being all over me for 2 nights.) Now I don't necessarily disagree with that. However I know for a fact that it would be too complicated for me if we were not more than friends. No way would I be able to handle that.

Now, I've talked to a couple female friends about this, and I got 2 completely opposite pieces of advice. 1 says we should just move in together because it's inevitable that something will happen. The other says I shouldn't let her move in. I just really don't want to screw this up because she's honestly one of the coolest girls I've ever met, and as I said earlier she is gorgeous. I'm leaning towards moving in with her and seeing where it goes, what do you guys think?

[TitanHope]

Move in with her and slowly wear her down until she gives in.

[brat316]

move in, be awkward friends. One night both of you will be drunk and bam you'll tap dat asss. Then from there more problems.