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03-10-2009, 10:22 PM
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A velociraptor is coming at you while driving a ferrari.
In haiku form, explain how you will escape the situation.
me first:
The car is faster
But I am the more cunning
Spike strip for the win
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03-10-2009, 10:23 PM
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this is so scary
it is difficult to think
the number of syllables
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03-10-2009, 10:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BeansDooma
this is so scary
it is difficult to think
the number of syllables
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remember dear beans
syllables of a haiku
its five, seven, five
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03-10-2009, 10:27 PM
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Raptors can not drive
Might as well be Korean
Left blinker is on
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03-10-2009, 10:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tampa 2 4 life
remember dear beans
syllables of a haiku
its five, seven, five
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well in that case then
i'd say that i would punch it
right in it's damn face
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<beans> libid dont worry man i think fondling big black men is a perfectly worthy career goal
<JBond> laughing so hard I am crying
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03-10-2009, 10:30 PM
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******** raptor
Doesn't know I'm on a boat
I ****** a mermaid
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03-10-2009, 10:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BeansDooma
well in that case then
i'd say that i would punch it
right in it's damn face
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A good solution
To your extended problem
of having two hands
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03-10-2009, 10:32 PM
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Raptor glides at me
Ferrari is way too fast
Thus, I poop blood stool
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03-10-2009, 10:34 PM
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one, cut hole in box
two, stick your dick in that box
three, open the box
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03-10-2009, 10:35 PM
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
Velociraptor,
Can you please stop chasing me
Runnin' on empty
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03-10-2009, 10:37 PM
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
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I like your ideas
Original as a t-shirt
Sarcastically.
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03-10-2009, 10:39 PM
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**** **** **** **** ****
HOLY ******* **** **** ****
MOTHER OF ****-**** caps
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03-10-2009, 10:46 PM
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Oh son-of-a-*****.
Why is it driving a Ferrari?
Those ******* dinosaurs.
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03-10-2009, 10:49 PM
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shotty to the face
learned that **** from GTA
now must kill hookers
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03-10-2009, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by fenikz
shotty to the face
learned that **** from GTA
now must kill hookers
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plant bouncing betties
learned that from cod world at war
now must kill nazis
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in times such as these
the only thing i can do
is make a dumb thing

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03-10-2009, 11:52 PM
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Ferrari is fast
But raptors can not steer well
Make it turn sharply.
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Here comes the raptor
I'm hidin in my closet
THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN

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03-11-2009, 12:15 AM
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Raptors are too smart
Can't hold them in a closet
Perhaps said too much
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raptor keeps it real
I look in the sky for hope
T-rex keeps it realer...

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Without thumbs to steer
The raptor can not hit me
So I say screw him
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03-11-2009, 05:41 AM
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First, I would ****
I thought raptors were extinct
Is this all a dream?
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Originally Posted by CJSchneider
First, I would ****
I thought raptors were extinct
Is this all a dream?
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CJ as you know
Raptors are stil a real threat
In Jurrasic Park
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Who is driving the car?
I thought it was me at first
Ambiguity
I would go to a
museum to show it its
dead relatives. Win.
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