Originally Posted by vikes_29
I was up in Duluth 4 years ago and it was the dead middle of summer and like 50 degrees.
Try winter some time. I dare ya. Here is some Minnesota humor, man they're weird/cheesy.
Official Minnesota temperature conversion chart
60 above - New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe.
40 above - Italian and English cars won't start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Lake Mille Lacs water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above - Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets too cold.
Zero - People in Miami start to expire. Minnesotans lick the flagpole.
20 below - Iowans fly away to Mexico. People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Minnesota Girl Scouts are selling cookies door to door.
60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "winter survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below - Mount St. Helens freezes. People in Minnesota rent some videos.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below - Microbial life no longer survives in dairy products. Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below - All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale). People in Minnesota start saying, "Cold nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl.