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Its been my username everywhere for over 10 years...
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05-13-2009, 04:08 PM
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I came up with mine in about 2 seconds... it has no meaning and is supposed to be boring... I realize now it sucks hard, but hey it works.
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05-13-2009, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Regular
I came up with mine in about 2 seconds... it has no meaning and is supposed to be boring... I realize now it sucks hard, but hey it works.
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at least it's not a shirt ;)
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05-13-2009, 04:38 PM
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Senor Mysterioso, I got this little plastic figure at a gas station in North Dakota named Senor Mysterioso
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Is Seņor Misterioso an extremely dangerous
man or just a harmless socialite in a glowing suit? He has inexplicably become entangled in all the major events in the last half of the 20th century and nobody is sure just how much he knows.
The Fans and Connections:
His motives are unclear, but there is documentation of meetings with extraterrestrials, Howard Hughes, George Steinbrenner, J.D. Salinger, Chuck Norris, David P. Reinhardt and Pee Wee Herman. Photos have shown him leaving the White House late at night, but records of his visits cannot be found. He once had lunch with Jack Nicholson at Pink’s, although Mr. Nicholson’s agent fervently denies this. Of course, there are internet cults that worship him.
The Unexplainable:
He has a Costco membership, but is not a member of the AAA even though they offered him his first year free. It is said his fee for product endorsement would be record breaking. He has declined a blank check offer from Hollywood for the movie rights to his life and Publisher’s Clearing House says he is a million dollar winner, but the prize money remains unclaimed.
The Suit:
He has never been seen without his well-tailored linen suit and fedora. The function of his suit is a mystery, as is its unusual luminescence. The Men's Wearhouse has engaged its finest private detectives to obtain the secret of the suit to no avail. Many believe that the suit allows him to vanish into thin air, as if stepping in or out of another dimension. In some circles, the elimination of Seņor Misterioso and his atomic suit is of the utmost priority; to others, he is a sought-after dinner speaker, even more so than Henry Kissinger.
Who is he? Why is he here? And who trims that impressive mustache?
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05-13-2009, 05:24 PM
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1. My last name is Stoner.
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I didn't know that. That's oddly fitting. Pretty tight.
BTW, POST #6000! That's right. I've posted 6000 times on this site and I still have a life. How tight is that?
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05-13-2009, 05:29 PM
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I didn't know that. That's oddly fitting. Pretty tight.
BTW, POST #6000! That's right. I've posted 6000 times on this site and I still have a life. How tight is that?
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it shows you can withstand the powers of the dark side.
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05-13-2009, 05:48 PM
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I'm an eagles fan and my favorite number is 77. I think I get the award for "least original user name".
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05-13-2009, 06:36 PM
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Senor Mysterioso, I got this little plastic figure at a gas station in North Dakota named Senor Mysterioso

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Uh this biography is amazing...
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05-13-2009, 06:44 PM
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How tight is that?
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You have much to learn, young padawan, for the Force is strong within you.
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05-13-2009, 07:15 PM
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Uh this biography is amazing...
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I know, that little glowing plastic figurine is my most prized possession.
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05-13-2009, 07:37 PM
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I just kind of made mine up...

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Gamertag= ELDUDERINO1165
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05-13-2009, 10:22 PM
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My name means diddly-poo. I couldn't think of anything so I chose a generic football related name. Very lame.
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05-13-2009, 10:25 PM
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I'm an eagles fan and my favorite number is 77. I think I get the award for "least original user name".
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Nope, that would be everyone that fit's this model
*teamname*-fan-*number*
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05-13-2009, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by yourfavestoner
1. My last name is Stoner.
2. I smoke a lot of weed.
3. I am everybody's favorite person.
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4. You live in Cali
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05-13-2009, 10:42 PM
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though my favorite episode is actually:
Calling myself "HankScorpio" though? Eh.....
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05-13-2009, 10:47 PM
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Calling myself "HankScorpio" though? Eh.....
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Owww, the Denver Broncos...

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05-13-2009, 10:50 PM
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I'm an eagles fan and my favorite number is 77. I think I get the award for "least original user name".
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You're close, but I think I got that title.
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05-13-2009, 10:51 PM
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Owww, the Denver Broncos...

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Marge: I think it'd be good to own the Broncos
Homer: Oh Marge, you just don't understand football...
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05-13-2009, 10:53 PM
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Though off topic but because I had the picture ready...
Another good one.
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05-13-2009, 10:54 PM
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Though off topic but because I had the picture ready...
Another good one.
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Goddamn Shelbyvillians!
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05-13-2009, 10:55 PM
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Jensen was my brother's name who died shortly after birth. Always have used it for anywhere I need a username.
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That an awesome tribute man.
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05-13-2009, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BeerBaron
though my favorite episode is actually:
Calling myself "HankScorpio" though? Eh.....
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On RealGM there was a mod Hank Scorpio. Instead of the title "Global Moderator," he had it switched to "Globex Moderator" :D
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do i tell you when to flip the burger?
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05-13-2009, 10:57 PM
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On RealGM there was a mod Hank Scorpio. Instead of the title "Global Moderator," he had it switched to "Globex Moderator" :D
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That's fantastic, haha
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05-13-2009, 11:06 PM
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Hank: Ingenious, isn't it Mr. Bont?
James: Scorpio, your totally mad.
Hank: Ha! I wouldn't point fingers you jerk!
James: So, do you expect me to talk?
Hank: I don't expect anything from you except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're going to die now!
(James Bont escapes trap and sprays a smoke screen to make his escape)
Hank: Stop Him! He's supposed to die!
(Homer leaps on James Bont knocking him unconscious)
Hank: Nice work Homer! Am I proud of you! When you go home tonight, there's going to be another story on your house!
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05-13-2009, 11:13 PM
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