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Old 05-23-2009, 11:56 PM    (permalink) 
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what the **** are you doing on here TBB? you should be hooking up with a girl from the wedding
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Old 05-24-2009, 12:00 AM    (permalink) 
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congrats TBB; glad everything went well for you.
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I've been to 4 weddings in the past two years and in 3 of them I heard the same speech.

Tells the Bride to put her hand down on the table, then tells the groom to put his hand over hers and then says......now cherish this moment because it'll be the last time you'll have the upper hand in this relationship.

Always seems to get a good laugh.
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Haha, I gave a best man speech for my brother a couple years ago and mentioned in it something about my Sis-in-law moving, and she hadn't told her boss yet.
Her boss was at the wedding, and needless to say, my sister was just a little embarrassed. Good times! :)
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what the **** are you doing on here TBB? you should be hooking up with a girl from the wedding

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I got a "best man" speech tomorrow. (Muslims don't have a best man) Ready to bomb. Ugg I couldn't even talk to JBond about the Lions god knows what I'm going to do about this.
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Bridesmaids? Pshaw. Go big or go home TBB. Sleep with the bride and then you can throw it in your brother's face at every family get together
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I got a "best man" speech tomorrow. (Muslims don't have a best man) Ready to bomb. Ugg I couldn't even talk to JBond about the Lions god knows what I'm going to do about this.
haha "uhm i wanted to uhm ask uhm what do you think uhm about the uhm lions offseason uhm?"
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