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Old 07-27-2009, 06:03 PM    (permalink
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Customer: “I’d like three vanilla soft serve, please.”
Me: “Sure thing. Would you like that in a cup or a cone?”
Customer: “What’s the difference?”
Me: “One is in a cup, and one is in a cone.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll have them in cups.”
(I make the soft serve, put them in cups and hand them to the customer.)
Customer: “This isn’t what I wanted. They’re in plastic cups.”
Me: “I thought you said you wanted them in cups.”
Customer: “By cup, I thought you meant, like…a cup cone. Some kind of cone in the shape of a cup!”


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Old 07-27-2009, 06:36 PM    (permalink
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Old 07-27-2009, 06:47 PM    (permalink
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Boring maybe but they teach important life lessons...

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Today, I was reading MLIA. I always thought you had to be a member of some sort to vote on the stories, so when I clicked 'average' and the number changed, I got really excited. I then clicked 'meh' on the same story, and my internet immediately lost connection. I learned my lesson. One vote. MLIA.
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Old 07-27-2009, 06:52 PM    (permalink
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Today, I was eating a bunch of grapes when I came across a little baby grape. I thought it was too cute to eat so I left it. Then I felt bad because I'd already eaten its mommy and daddy, so I ate it too. MLIA
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Old 07-27-2009, 06:55 PM    (permalink
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Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA


Story of my ******* life.
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Old 07-27-2009, 07:02 PM    (permalink
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Interesting concept but I'm not digging the acronym of MLIA.
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Old 07-27-2009, 07:16 PM    (permalink
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I like it. Some of them look like they could be Mitch Hedberg jokes.
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Old 07-27-2009, 07:33 PM    (permalink
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I like it. Some of them look like they could be Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Which makes them even better.
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Old 07-27-2009, 07:41 PM    (permalink
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I like it. Some of them look like they could be Mitch Hedberg jokes.
MLIA... "but i don't know how to show it"
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:36 PM    (permalink
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I used "MLIA" in a facebook post today. VoodooMonkey was my only friend to like it. MLIA.
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:00 AM    (permalink
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I used to work at a drug store when I was in high school and that situation happened to me a couple of times.
I'm a cashier at a grocery store. It's happened to me a few times, too. When it does, I just look at them, turn on my evil face and go "MUA HA HA" like a really evil laugh.
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Old 07-28-2009, 02:22 AM    (permalink
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I read everything on the front page and didn't even break a smile...
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Old 07-28-2009, 04:54 AM    (permalink
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Then you're clearly a robot with no emotion and MLIA would not apply to you. A situation that is definitely more suited to FML.
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Old 07-28-2009, 07:47 AM    (permalink
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This site is indeed better than fml

Today, I went shopping at Costco with my little sister. I passed a lady giving out a sample of ravioli to each customer. I really liked it and wanted another sample, so I sent my little sister to get one and give it to me. I cheated the system, and it was delicious. MLIA.
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Old 07-28-2009, 07:58 AM    (permalink
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Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA
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Today, I didn't have sex. But I'm 14 so it's okay. MLIA
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA
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Today I got 100% on my math test. It was normal, I'm Asian. MLIA
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Today I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. They continued on their way and didn't bother me at all. MLIA
oh wow that made me lol
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Today I was texting my boyfriend and he asked what I was doing. I told him I just finished reading a bunch of MLIA's. He still thinks MLIA stands for some type of important document. I liked that he thought I was doing something constructive with my time. MLIA.
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Today, I was eating a bag of peanut M&Ms and I wanted a surefire way to stop so I wouldn't feel fat afterwards. I threw my bag across the room, knowing I would be too lazy to retrieve it. It worked. MLIA.
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Why have I never thought of this???
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