Called the cops for my first time today....

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

CJ is the reference All Ways Sunny in Philadelphia?

Originally Posted by TitanHope

Oh man, it's on the tip of my tongue!!! Friggin' ******, can't remember. Clerks?

Also, CJ, everytime you see a meterman by your road, you need to walk up to him and say, "Hey, was you the meterman who **** in my alley?" and then tell him how the police have gotten involved and will be watching him on his routes. Just totally freak the guy totally out, hhah!

The reference was to George Carlin. You leave a crap, you don't take one; obscure I know. In regards to the meter-person, I called the electric company and pitched a fit, telling them I called the cops. They said they couldn't do anything unless I saw the person. Making sure I keep an eye on the person is damn near impossible as I am at work during the day. I have a real issue with the electric company any how. When they check the meter, they don't knock and ask to go to the meter, which is in our back yard. They just go back there, I've come out of the house with a bat before because the SOB just opens the fence and starts walking back there.

[AkiliSmith]

I am a cop, I could write pages and pages of the stupid **** I've been called for.

Recently, someone called 911 to report their apartment complexes dumpster was full.

[Brent]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

The reference was to George Carlin. You leave a crap, you don't take one; obscure I know. In regards to the meter-person, I called the electric company and pitched a fit, telling them I called the cops. They said they couldn't do anything unless I saw the person. Making sure I keep an eye on the person is damn near impossible as I am at work during the day. I have a real issue with the electric company any how. When they check the meter, they don't knock and ask to go to the meter, which is in our back yard. They just go back there, I've come out of the house with a bat before because the SOB just opens the fence and starts walking back there.

We figured out the date they checked at the house I used to rent, so we left my roommate's 88lbs German Shepard outside on those days so we knew when they were at the house.

[7-11]

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The nuggets and fried rice ones are classic.

[JeffSamardzijaIRISH]

My friend once took this MASSIVE POOP in a hotel room and clogged that thing up. The smell was so bad that the lady in the next room called the cops on him.

[WMD]

Originally Posted by AkiliSmith

I am a cop, I could write pages and pages of the stupid **** I've been called for.

Recently, someone called 911 to report their apartment complexes dumpster was full.

Can't you kick their ass on the grounds of their abuse of the 911 Service?